that is all.
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We were all impressed when Baron Von Mortay wrote:
Squeeze it?
That's why it sucks. Gotta get rid of it and it hurts when you're basically squeezin yer nuts.
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Random Insanity Generator wrote:
That's why it sucks. Gotta get rid of it and it hurts when you're basically squeezin yer nuts.
We're men. We squeeze our nuts at least once per hour, sometimes more. 
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Baron Von Mortay had this to say about Punky Brewster:
We're men. We squeeze our nuts at least once per hour, sometimes more.
Maybe you do, but I generally just scratch. 
Besides, unless you're into some strange kinky shit, I can't imaging that you'd like someone squeezing on your nads with the intent of forcing something through the skin....
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Rodent King had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Makes you wonder, would a zit cream work on it?
It might, but that stuff can do bad things to sensitive skin. Read the warnings. That's not something you want to use down there.
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Random Insanity Generator wrote:
Maybe you do, but I generally just scratch.
"When no one's looking, I touch myself."
No, Really. Bite me.
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Nicole had this to say about Duck Tales:
This thread both disturbs me greatly and makes me terribly happy to have bewbies instead.
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Nobody really understood why Nicole wrote:
This thread both disturbs me greatly and makes me terribly happy to have bewbies instead.
I'm a little overweight, so I've got both. If I had to give one up, it would be my man-boobs. I'm sorry, but as much pain as my scrotum can bring me, it brings me more pleasure.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Nicole had this to say about pies:
This thread both disturbs me greatly and makes me terribly happy to have bewbies instead.
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From the book of Random Insanity Generator, chapter 3, verse 16:
It popped and everything, but it still hurt like hell....
That's because it wasn't a zit, it was a third testicle growing in.
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JooJooFlop stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
That's because it wasn't a zit, it was a third testicle growing in.
Aww damn.... no wonder it was a gooey and stuff.... eww.
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Trillee had this to say about Pirotess:
stick a bandaid on it.. ;P
Don't you know how much hair we have down there?
Once I accidently dug down too deeply, and it started to bleed. Not fun. 
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We were all impressed when Burger wrote:
I'm a little overweight, so I've got both. If I had to give one up, it would be my man-boobs. I'm sorry, but as much pain as my scrotum can bring me, it brings me more pleasure.
*prods Burger's belluh*
And adjusting after sitting is taking more time as well...
Don't you guys just love knowing all this pointless shit?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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The logic train ran off the tracks when JooJooFlop said:
Don't you know how much hair we have down there?
You don't see guys standing in the bathroom plucking hairs out with a pair of tweezers.
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
you're just evil.
More like "Thinking differently"
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Random Insanity Generator Model 2000 was programmed to say:
True. We just shave on occasion as doing much more than that makes people look at us funny.You don't see guys standing in the bathroom plucking hairs out with a pair of tweezers.
Tweezers = the sux. If you ever want information out of me, strap me down and tweeze all the hairs off me with one of those torture devices.
Depilatory mousse = the luv.
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Nicole attempted to be funny by writing:
This thread both disturbs me greatly and makes me terribly happy to have bewbies instead.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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How.... The leckie.... uughhhhhh:
At least none of you have to wax.
no, but I have a beard frimmer that I use "downstairs" to keep things within reason. But I'll agree with you on one thing, it's a hell of a lot easier being a guy...
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger had this to say about Knight Rider:
no, but I have a beard frimmer that I use "downstairs" to keep things within reason. But I'll agree with you on one thing, it's a hell of a lot easier being a guy...
Our genital region isn't perfectly shaped for twistage.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Nicole thought about the meaning of life:
Our genital region isn't perfectly shaped for twistage.
Our genital region doesn't bleed routinely.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Vorbo Goatboy was all like:
Our genital region doesn't bleed routinely.
Comedic Gold.
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Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about dark elf butts:
Our genital region doesn't bleed routinely.
Speak for yourself! 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
[ 04-17-2003: Message edited by: ^Moogle-plush-doll^ ]
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