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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-13-2003 06:00:56 AM
And I have a drinking problem. My bartender knows me so well he gave me a ride home because he was getting off when I was leaving.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-13-2003 06:12:11 AM
The only drinking problem is not having enough.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 04-13-2003 06:21:21 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Iron Parcelan said this:
The only drinking problem is not having enough.

And having two hands but only one mouth.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-13-2003 06:22:56 AM
Give me two Pina Coladas, one for each haaaaand.

starts line dancing on the bar

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-13-2003 07:48:47 AM
quote:
The leckie had this to say about the Spice Girls:
And having two hands but only one mouth.

If you open wide enough and don't mind spillage, this is not a problem.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-13-2003 07:51:03 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Nicole:
If you open wide enough and don't mind spillage, this is not a problem.

Yeah. It's great for wet t-shirt contests.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-13-2003 01:08:32 PM
You don't have a drinking problem. You drink, you get drunk, you fall down. See? No problem.
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Alt_Account
I am also The Burger
posted 04-13-2003 01:09:03 PM
quote:
Verily, The leckie doth proclaim:
And having two hands but only one mouth.

I've got an idea for your other hand... But then you'd only have one hand, and no mouth...

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-13-2003 01:19:45 PM
Snoota needs an intervention.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Steven Steve
posted 04-13-2003 01:21:04 PM
quote:
Alt_Account said this about your mom:
I've got an idea for your other hand... But then you'd only have one hand, and no mouth...
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-13-2003 03:19:19 PM
quote:
The leckie got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
And having two hands but only one mouth.

One word to solve your problem: funnel

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-13-2003 03:22:39 PM
Would that be considered a beer bong?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-13-2003 03:35:45 PM
Only if you attach a hose to it. If not, then it's just a funnel.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-13-2003 05:17:59 PM
What if we attach a hose and an electric pump?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-13-2003 10:38:37 PM
Then it's a Powerbong(tm).
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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