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Topic: We Love The Iraqi Information Minister!
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-10-2003 07:17:20 PM
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-10-2003 07:26:43 PM
Hugin
Pancake
posted 04-10-2003 07:41:58 PM
I really have to find the "Donald Rumsfeld quote of the day." site again...
"The individual must not merely wait and criticize, he must defend the cause the best he can.
The fate of the world will be such as the world deserves." - Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 04-10-2003 08:59:43 PM
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Maradon!
posted 04-10-2003 09:05:42 PM
I say we rescue this guy and give him his own TV show here in America, saying the same things he was saying over in Iraq. The man is a walking Saturday Night Live skit.

I'm sure he'd greatful. Puzzled as all hell, but greatful.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-10-2003 09:32:44 PM
quote:
Sergeant Blindy had this to say about Cuba:
[xIMG]http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/iim_deathstar.jpg[/IMG]

lol

madolin
Pancake
posted 04-10-2003 09:40:46 PM
ROFL!!!!
Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out smart each other...
Maradon!
posted 04-10-2003 09:59:28 PM
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-10-2003 10:13:14 PM

If I had PhotoShop, I wouldn't be forced to use Paint.

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-11-2003 01:37:11 AM
You have to love that guy. Comic relief in all the war coverage
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-11-2003 08:08:32 AM
Interesting... that was supposed to be an actual URL but it doesn't seem to lead anywhere now.. shame, it was a funny site
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-11-2003 11:08:41 AM
Yeah, I love that guy too.

I'd die to see one of his usual "The american infidels are sick in the brain if they believe that they can conquer Baghdad. SICK IN THE BRAIN!" speeches, while in the background allied forces topple one of Saddams monuments, waving some flags into the camera.

[ 04-11-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 04-11-2003 11:25:46 AM
I see a new wave of LOOK OUT BEHIND YOUs, including the minister saying, oh, wait, it's nothing!
Gydyon
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Pancake
posted 04-11-2003 11:52:32 AM
That guy should be writing patch messages for VI.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-11-2003 01:52:31 PM
I like SA's take on it the best:

COALITION QUOTE: "Our forces are now able to move freely throughout Baghdad at will."
IRAQI INFORMATION MINISTER MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF RESPONSE: "American forces have invaded the wrong Iraq. I mean, I'm like sitting here in Iraq and everybody's happy and staring at dirt or whatever they normally do all day here, and I don't see shit. I don't know what Iraq they claimed to have invaded, but it's clearly the wrong Iraq. I'm drinking gin and lemonade here in my lawn chair, listening to some crazy music featuring a guy who screams a lot, and there's not a single American anywhere, and I even looked behind that phone booth across the street."

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 04-11-2003 05:46:08 PM
I have this demented fantasy in which the Information Minister would be announcing that the American infidels are not in Baghdad, which would be followed by a gunshot and an American soldier waving to the camera and announcing "We're here."

If I ever saw that... man. My life would be complete.

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