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Bajah

posted 04-08-2003 08:25:34 PM

YOU'RE FUCKIN FIRED!

Edit: I'd like to point out how much I hate the little subtitle thing... it ruins so much sometimes.

[ 04-08-2003: Message edited by: Bajah ]

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Akiraiu Zenko

Is actually a giddy schoolgirl

posted 04-08-2003 08:27:14 PM

You can't fire me! I quit!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.

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Freschel Spindrift

Caucasian

posted 04-08-2003 08:28:14 PM

You can't fire me. I don't work here.

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Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 04-08-2003 08:31:38 PM

Remind me of the pillbugs from "A bug's life"

"You fired!"
"YOU FIRED!"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Tatsukaze

wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD

posted 04-08-2003 08:35:25 PM

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Random Insanity Generator

Condom Ninja El Supremo

posted 04-08-2003 08:38:55 PM

Wouldn't I have to work here first to be fired?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.

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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 04-08-2003 08:41:50 PM

FINE! I'll make my Six Minute Abs video someplace else!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beer.

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Lenlalron Flameblaster

posted 04-08-2003 08:45:33 PM

Fine! If you don't need a flaming poll rogue spear mental hygiene consulting, I'll find someone else who needs one!

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.

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Mightion Defensor

posted 04-08-2003 08:49:30 PM

* kisses Bajah's feet over and over

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou....

Note: I don't like my job very much. Getting fired might actually be a relief.

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Mortious

Gluttonous Overlard

posted 04-08-2003 08:51:37 PM

Fired?

I own this company.

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Matilda Jane

ph33r my MIRVs

posted 04-08-2003 08:52:24 PM

I know where you live, Sir.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.

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Comrade Snoota

Communist
Da, Tovarisch!

posted 04-08-2003 09:01:53 PM

Penny Arcade strikes again!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.

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Black

The Outlaw Torn

posted 04-08-2003 09:03:38 PM

That sounds oddly familiar...

Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 04-08-2003 09:07:13 PM

quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Black Mage was all like:
That sounds oddly familiar...

There's Something About Mary.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beer.

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Cheese

Pancake

posted 04-08-2003 09:28:16 PM

quote:
Zephyer had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
You can't fire me! I quit!

That so reminded me of the song the elf from that clay version (or whatever it was) of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer sings.

[ 04-08-2003: Message edited by: Cheese ]

**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**

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Jajahotep

Vader to Deth's Obi-wan

posted 04-08-2003 09:46:19 PM

Oh sure! You said that if I did that to you I'd still have a job!

LIAR!

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 04-08-2003 10:05:18 PM

Please! My family will starve! Think of my children!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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vertue

Pancake

posted 04-08-2003 10:13:50 PM

As long as I get a nice Golden 'chute (or whatever they call those things) I don't care.

I will never get fired in my current job. Of course, sometimes when you are your own boss, you don't get paid either.

Jeremiah 48:6: Flee! Save yourselves! Be like a wild ass in the desert!

"How can you ever hope to know the Beloved
Without becoming in every cell the Lover?
And when you are the Lover at last, you don't care.
Whatever you know or don't - only Love is real."

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet

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Mightion Defensor

posted 04-08-2003 10:19:24 PM

Wait wait wait...

Does this mean I'm NOT fired?

You callous bastard.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 04-08-2003 10:46:24 PM

Jaja 1, Bajah 0

*looks to Jaja*

Beware of Led Poisoning.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Trillee

I <3 My Deviant

posted 04-09-2003 12:53:13 AM

I had a job??

AND YOU FIRED ME???

No wonder why I'm grumpy half the time...

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Nicole

The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods

posted 04-09-2003 01:36:42 AM

*pisses in the coffee, steals all the pens, raids the computers and snags all the guts from inside, sticks a chinchilla in Bajah's phone receiver, blasts Tool all throughout the office, sends an office-wide email with gay pr0n with Bajah's face photoshopped on it (the Snoota face didn't need to be photoshopped on...), carves cheat codes for pokemon into the walls of her cubicle and tapes porn to all the windows as she leaves*

Best part about getting fired is doing all the fun shit to the building as you leave.

I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

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Freschel Spindrift

Caucasian

posted 04-09-2003 01:42:20 AM

I forgot. Throws glitter at Bajah.

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Bajah

posted 04-09-2003 02:28:14 AM