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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 04-06-2003 10:16:41 PM
You have just won the lottery, been elected president of the world, discovered a cure for cancer, ended world hunger, found the holy grail, and managed to find the matching sock you lost in the laundry.
What is the first thought that pops into your head?....GO!
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 04-06-2003 10:17:37 PM
Sex
Gadani
U
posted 04-06-2003 10:17:48 PM
I'm hungry...
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 04-06-2003 10:17:55 PM
"..."



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-06-2003 10:18:11 PM
DUDE!

sex. O_o

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
MorbId
Pancake
posted 04-06-2003 10:21:16 PM
"It's all coming together at last. Now the squirrels cannot possibly stand against my forces."

[ 04-06-2003: Message edited by: MorbId ]

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-06-2003 10:21:50 PM
Hitman.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-06-2003 10:22:23 PM
It would probably be related to either swords or monkeys reenacting the Civil War.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-06-2003 10:22:50 PM
"Shit, my dick's hanging out again."
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-06-2003 10:27:59 PM
"that's all well and good, but Matt still doesn't love me. "
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-06-2003 10:29:56 PM
I hope that's mince meat pie in my trousers.
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 04-06-2003 10:33:50 PM
When did I sell my soul?
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 04-06-2003 10:44:32 PM
"Now where are the REST of my socks"
Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 04-06-2003 10:47:11 PM
Mmmm... two chicks at the same time....
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 04-06-2003 10:47:26 PM
Woot. Let's go hit up the Nintendo Corporation for a working brand new NES and play our lives away.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-06-2003 10:47:31 PM
Let's strip-mine the solar system and build a Dyson Sphere.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 04-06-2003 11:23:48 PM
Rock.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Steven Steve
posted 04-06-2003 11:24:40 PM
I farted
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

vertue
Pancake
posted 04-06-2003 11:27:10 PM
Hehehe.
Jeremiah 48:6: Flee! Save yourselves! Be like a wild ass in the desert!

"How can you ever hope to know the Beloved
Without becoming in every cell the Lover?
And when you are the Lover at last, you don't care.
Whatever you know or don't - only Love is real."

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-06-2003 11:37:10 PM
"Fuck! Defense! Now! Need shotgun badly! Must defend preciouseses!"
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-07-2003 12:03:32 AM
"Ok...what's the catch?"
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-07-2003 12:06:19 AM
EVERY MORNING I CRAP THE BED.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-07-2003 01:07:07 AM
THE HEMOGOBLINS ARE INVADING ME!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-07-2003 01:12:45 AM
*honk*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 04-07-2003 01:18:42 AM
quote:
Baron Von Mortay had this to say about Pirotess:
Let's strip-mine the solar system and build a Dyson Sphere.

Is there enough matter in the solar system to build a dyson sphere? O_o

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-07-2003 01:37:08 AM
quote:
Maradon XP stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Is there enough matter in the solar system to build a dyson sphere? O_o

Probaby not, or if so, a small one barly around the sun.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-07-2003 01:45:56 AM
quote:
Vise the Stompy thought about the meaning of life:
You have just won the lottery, been elected president of the world, discovered a cure for cancer, ended world hunger, found the holy grail, and managed to find the matching sock you lost in the laundry.
What is the first thought that pops into your head?....GO!

Holy FUCK I've been busy.

Fox
Loser
posted 04-07-2003 05:43:58 AM
..those nachos I had were spicy
"It takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for what I'm not."
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-07-2003 06:03:28 AM
Bed time!
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-07-2003 10:32:10 AM
"I really should get someone to do the laundry for me..."
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-07-2003 10:45:04 AM
quote:
Maradon XP got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Is there enough matter in the solar system to build a dyson sphere? O_o

No, and the sun would burn through its main sequence before you got anywhere near finishing it.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 04-07-2003 12:39:56 PM
"Wait till the guys at college hear about this."
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-07-2003 12:46:49 PM
*pours some Code Red into the Holy Grail and takes a sip*

"Well, as long as I can do no wrong today, it's time to play with genetics!"

*heads for the local Zoo*

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 04-07-2003 01:40:49 PM
Looks like my evil twin been busy lately. Where's my cut?
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-07-2003 05:18:36 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
EVERY MORNING I CRAP THE BED.

what the FUCK is that from??????

It's on the tip of my tongue, but I can't remember...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Delaney
Pancake
posted 04-07-2003 07:09:43 PM
I rock...or something

^_^

Cheese
Pancake
posted 04-07-2003 07:12:20 PM
Wow...now I can make that live action yaoi movie I was planning.
**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
Steven Steve
posted 04-07-2003 07:19:27 PM
quote:
Cheese spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Wow...now I can make that live action yaoi movie I was planning.

oh my

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Cheese
Pancake
posted 04-07-2003 07:42:18 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist's account was hax0red to write:
oh my

I don't currently have any characters your age, but I can write you in!
**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
Mightion Defensor
posted 04-07-2003 07:45:09 PM
"I'm going to Minnesota. Don't call me, I'll call you."

or...

"Send this game back to be reprogrammed - I hate framerate dips!"

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