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Mightion Defensor
posted 04-01-2003 01:10:04 PM
My DSL has been out since yesterday... but at least they know what the problem is on their end...

A tip: When a tech support rep says "Unplug it from the power strip and plug it into the wall," it means he's out of ideas.

Suddar
posted 04-01-2003 01:13:07 PM
That can't be right, because that's what they always tell you to do first...

And I mean, it's what you should do first.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-01-2003 01:14:16 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Tron:
A tip: When a tech support rep says "Unplug it from the power strip and plug it into the wall," it means he's out of ideas.

That's usually the first thing you are asked to do from the tech support for my cable modem. Fair enough, because that solves 95% of my connection loss problems.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-01-2003 01:44:43 PM
They've never asked me to do that. I dont get how moving it from the power strip to a wall power outlet will change anything?
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-01-2003 02:01:05 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr obviously shouldn't have said:
They've never asked me to do that. I dont get how moving it from the power strip to a wall power outlet will change anything?
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 04-01-2003 02:25:04 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Densetsu wrote:
[QUOTE]Falaanla Marr obviously shouldn't have said:
[qb]They've never asked me to do that. I dont get how moving it from the power strip to a wall power outlet will change anything?

[/QB][/QUOTE]
Iulius Kaesar
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 03:36:12 PM
Well, remember that a good number of their customers can't tell whether the modem is getting power or not--the strip could be bad or have its breaker blown. Maybe if you had four refrigerators strung on the thing it wouldn't be able to take the load.

But yeah, the guy's out of ideas.

Mightion Defensor
posted 04-01-2003 03:56:49 PM
It doesn't really mean anything... when asked after troubleshooting other things, it usually means the tech has no idea what the problem is... which was the case here.

Remember, tech like talking to other techs when the tech is the customer. We DON'T like it when the tech is calling on BEHALF of the customer.

That's a tip kids, write it down.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-01-2003 04:02:56 PM
I think the "unplug it from the strip and into the wall socket" means yeah, he's out of ideas, save one. Perhaps the line has some interference with it, and that's causing enough trouble with the modem itself, and plugging it into the wall will fix it.

Or the buffer got whacked and unplugging it for a minute or two will clear it and solve the problem.

Mightion Defensor
posted 04-01-2003 04:10:48 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Robocop:
I think the "unplug it from the strip and into the wall socket" means yeah, he's out of ideas, save one. Perhaps the line has some interference with it, and that's causing enough trouble with the modem itself, and plugging it into the wall will fix it.

Or the buffer got whacked and unplugging it for a minute or two will clear it and solve the problem.


Nah... he'd already had me power cycle it and unplug/replug.

Basically, something got toasty-fried on their end.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-01-2003 04:11:40 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about pies:
Nah... he'd already had me power cycle it and unplug/replug.

Basically, something got toasty-fried on their end.


I love it when that happens.

I Verizon out here though. I haven't had a SINGLE DSL disruption/blackout for almost two years now.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-01-2003 04:14:18 PM
plug the power from the strip to the wall or plug the phone line from the strip to the wall?

If it was the phone line the surge supressor in the strip might have blown, which technically is a valid test but should have been done well before this as it's a simple thing to check...

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Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-01-2003 07:16:32 PM
I don't know about modems, but if you have speakers and source on a different ground wire, you can get a feedback loop. So you're always supposed to jack the power connector for speakers into the same strip as the source.

Maybe it's something along those lines (in reverse) for the modem? Probably not, but it MIGHT be it...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-01-2003 09:33:13 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about (_|_):
Remember, tech like talking to other techs when the tech is the customer. We DON'T like it when the tech is calling on BEHALF of the customer.

So, like, you don't like it when the customer has someone else call for them in hopes that said person would be more knowledgable or something?

'cus I've called on the behalf of my friend once, because his voice hadn't changed yet and they wouldn't take him seriously the first few times he called despite the fact that he obviously knew what he was talking about.

I don't think they liked it when I had to cover the phone to ask the address.

Mightion Defensor
posted 04-01-2003 09:50:30 PM
Because techs calling for a customer usually question everything you do every step of the way. It's annoying as hell.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-01-2003 09:58:22 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mightion Defensor was all like:
Because techs calling for a customer usually question everything you do every step of the way. It's annoying as hell.

Eh? I'm the only one in the house that ever deals with tech support, and we always get stuff taken care of quickly. I only ask questions when I need to (you want me to traceroute? what's the command for that again?) and I understand it when they tell me to do something...

I think it works out well...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-01-2003 11:05:46 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I Verizon out here though. I haven't had a SINGLE DSL disruption/blackout for almost two years now.

<Delphi> *walks his computer a few feet away* Can you hear me now? Good! *wheels his computer a few feet farther away* Can you hear me now? Good! *wheels his computer a few feet farther away, unintentionally pulling the plug out* Can you hear me now? Hello? Can you? Can you hear me? Hello? ... my paladin is so going to kick your ass...

[ 04-01-2003: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-02-2003 12:31:56 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this about your mom:
<Delphi> *walks his computer a few feet away* Can you hear me now? Good! *wheels his computer a few feet farther away* Can you hear me now? Good! *wheels his computer a few feet farther away, unintentionally pulling the plug out* Can you hear me now? Hello? Can you? Can you hear me? Hello? ... my paladin is so going to kick your ass...

I haven't played EQ in weeks.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-02-2003 12:34:54 AM
so your paladin is now free-range? Kinda like Tron.

<DelphPaladin> "Calling my Player...the Evil Master Control Program is messing with me. Can you hear me now?"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-02-2003 12:41:13 AM
For some reason those commercials crack me up.

guy tells a bunch of girls a story about a man who wanders the woods in search of little girls

Verizon guy steps out of the brush and goes, 'Can you hear me now?'

girls scream

Verizon guy goes, 'Gooooooooood.'

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Mightion Defensor
posted 04-02-2003 01:27:11 PM
Ah... life is good again... birds are singing, the sun shines... urge to kill family... fading...

It was darkly amusing (briefly) when in the course of trying to fix this, they knocked our phone completely out until around 12:15 today...

But all is good again... I was never so glad to see the EC homepage.

Suddar
posted 04-02-2003 01:37:34 PM
Oh, I read Mightion's post wrong. Yeah, that is pretty desperate.
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