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Topic: Finish him
Maradon!
posted 03-27-2003 11:42:53 PM
Rest in Peace

President Oscar
2003 - 2003

Martian Diabetes struck back with cunning force.

He (she?) now rules the hamster wheel.

Looks like I gotta buy a President Oscar Jr. sunday ¬_¬

[ 03-27-2003: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 11:52:31 PM
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-27-2003 11:54:29 PM
Burial at sea?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-27-2003 11:54:57 PM
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Maradon!
posted 03-27-2003 11:54:59 PM
To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure if Martian Diabetes actually killed president oscar.

It might have been just some sorta internal malfunction that caused his (her?) mouth to bleed.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-27-2003 11:55:23 PM
It was a set-up.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Maradon!
posted 03-27-2003 11:56:02 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Captain Planet:
Burial at sea?

With full honors!

The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 11:56:29 PM
quote:
Karnaj Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Burial at sea?

Toliet?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-28-2003 12:03:32 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Maradon XP stammered:
With full honors!

I'll give him a 21-flush salute next time I pee. May President Oscar rest in peace.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 03-28-2003 12:10:36 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about pies:
I'll give him a 21-flush salute next time I pee. May President Oscar rest in pee.


Fixed that...

http://www.bloodfin.net
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-28-2003 12:51:05 AM
quote:
Black Mage wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
It was a set-up.

Check out the grassy knoll. That's all I can say.

::slips back into the all-concealing shadows::

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-28-2003 01:20:24 AM
quote:
Maradon XP had this to say about Robocop:
With full honors!

Dude, just letting you know, sometimes rodents don't go down on the first flush.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 03-28-2003 01:26:29 AM
Maradon!
posted 03-28-2003 01:58:30 AM
Now that I've flushed him, I feel kinda bad

I'm probably going to get a separate habitrail thingy to keep Martian "The Beast" Diabetes from killing the next mouse too...

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