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The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 05:34:51 PM
Nothing to see here...
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 03-27-2003 05:54:25 PM
._o
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-27-2003 05:57:21 PM
Oh Christ, here they come...
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-27-2003 05:58:49 PM
Here who come?
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-27-2003 06:00:20 PM
Not who. What.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-27-2003 06:00:58 PM
Here what comes?
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-27-2003 06:01:39 PM
Beaver puns.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 03-27-2003 06:07:29 PM
Aahhhiiieee got nothing on this one.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 03-27-2003 08:00:02 PM
quote:

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.

Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."

Now Rex was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.

He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
And he ain't pissed for a week.

(And a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."

Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite.

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.



-Primus
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 08:28:57 PM
diadem you need a new sig pic
Gadani
U
posted 03-27-2003 08:35:26 PM
quote:
The Curman had this to say about John Romero:
diadem you need a new sig pic

NOOOO!!! Calvin & Hobbes > yuo!!

The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 08:43:16 PM
quote:
Gadani Beatum`Stik stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
NOOOO!!! Calvin & Hobbes > yuo!!


I like calvin and hobbles, but he needs a better pic of hobbes or calvin, that one kinda sucks ;X

Gadani
U
posted 03-27-2003 08:44:48 PM
quote:
The Curman had this to say about Robocop:

I like calvin and hobbes, but he needs a better pic of hobbes or calvin, that one kinda sucks ;X

Alright, you are excused

The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 08:45:24 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Gadani Beatum`Stik said:
Alright, you are excused

Even though I dont care about your acceptance though..

Gadani
U
posted 03-27-2003 08:46:30 PM
quote:
The Curman thought about the meaning of life:
Even though I dont care about your acceptance though..

I didn't figure you would..

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-28-2003 12:44:22 AM
quote:
The Curman had this to say about Pirotess:

I like calvin and hobbles, but he needs a better pic of hobbes or calvin, that one kinda sucks ;X

He's had that sig pic on these boards since before they existed!

It's true!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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