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Topic: Your body type.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-26-2003 07:25:46 PM
Looking back on ancient cultures and the roles therein, looking at your own family line and where it originated from, and looking at your own body type... what role in society do you think your ancestors fulfilled?

For example, someone with a very trim, slight body might have had artist or noble ancestors, while someone with a more powerfully built form might have had soldier ancestors. Looking at your own body... what role do you think your oldoldoldold ancestors fulfilled in their respective societies?

(odd Kennatsu-esque questions, go!)



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my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-26-2003 07:30:06 PM
Noble soldiers.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-26-2003 07:30:08 PM
Well, to my body type I'd probably say a soldier in the Prussian army - but I know that my family is distantly related to former royalty (forget what country, it's too distant to really give a shit about) so I'd probably be a very low level of royalty in some backwater European country.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 03-26-2003 07:30:14 PM
maybe a stonecutter, or a bricklayer. Or, if you look at certain aspects of my body, maybe a yardstick or a hatrack.
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 03-26-2003 07:30:18 PM
*looks down*

Mine were probaly wet nurses, midwives, and some other kind of child/pregnant woman care giver.

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 03-26-2003 07:31:07 PM
Farmers or soldiers.

Everyone in my family has what I'd call a sturdy build, pretty much made for lifting/pulling things, or hurting people.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-26-2003 07:31:11 PM
Hired muscle.
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Beer.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-26-2003 07:32:05 PM
I think I heard sometime that we've got French aristocracy in our veins.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-26-2003 07:37:17 PM
I'm pretty sure we were farmers or whatnot, but my ancient family got kicked out of scotland, so perhaps they were criminals...

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Grendel
Pancake
posted 03-26-2003 07:38:08 PM
quote:
From the book of The Burger, chapter 3, verse 16:
you look at certain aspects of my body, maybe a yardstick or a hatrack.

or perhaps a penny whistle?

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 03-26-2003 07:43:59 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael painfully thought these words up:
I think I heard sometime that we've got French aristocracy in our veins.

*begins sharpening la guillotine*

Doo-de-doo-de-doo...


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Burger
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posted 03-26-2003 07:49:28 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Grendel said:
or perhaps a penny whistle?

doubtful. But you know what they say... Everything's BIGGER in canada, so our penny whistles must be at least a foot long.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-26-2003 07:50:24 PM
quote:
The Burger spewed forth this undeniable truth:
doubtful. But you know what they say... Everything's BIGGER in canada, so our penny whistles must be at least a foot long.

damn metric system, eh?

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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-26-2003 07:50:42 PM
I have scandinavian aristocracy in my veins but also english peasant-stock..
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-26-2003 07:53:20 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Bloodcookie wrote:
*begins sharpening la guillotine*

Doo-de-doo-de-doo...


Also good old Irish immigrants on my mom's side

*readies the Pitchfork of Asskicking*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Burger
BANNED!
posted 03-26-2003 07:57:41 PM
quote:
Beaukat a.k.a Nibbles said this about your mom:
damn metric system, eh?

I like it, we've got the new 28 cases coming out, which kick the crap out of a 24, simply because you can fit more beer into the case!

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Malbi
posted 03-26-2003 08:03:14 PM
my Build comes from my mother so I would guess Blacksmith, but my dad has a taller soldiers build
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Steven Steve
posted 03-26-2003 08:08:30 PM
Probably some kind of runner/scout type soldier fellow. A white ninja?
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Suddar
posted 03-26-2003 08:10:50 PM
Manslut.

Or some kind of farmer. Something boring like that.

Though apparently, way back, my family had strong ties to royalty. So I guess we were royal farmers, or something. Or something.

Then again, I'm fairly sure I'm mostly Irish (further supported by everybody in my family being an alcoholic). And you know, those irish folk. All big and bulky. Or something.

[ 03-26-2003: Message edited by: Suddar ]

Yuri
posted 03-26-2003 08:15:51 PM
Mostly Sicilian farmers and other things Sicilians do....
Peter
Pancake
posted 03-26-2003 08:18:17 PM
One of the Three F's, Farming, Fishing and Fighting. Metric Ton of Family Genealogy and Crap
nem-x
posted 03-26-2003 08:22:30 PM
There isn't much information on my last name.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-26-2003 08:29:37 PM
Given the build of men on both sides of my family, I'd probably have to guess soldier and/or laborers.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 03-26-2003 08:36:19 PM
Scottish Nobility
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-26-2003 08:39:03 PM
I'm directly descended from Kaiser Wilhelm. Crazy shit man. My great grandmother used to have an old-timey family photo in her attic with everyone's favorite German warmonger (no, the other one) and her as a little baby.
Steven Steve
posted 03-26-2003 08:39:23 PM
Oh yeah, and my last name is Hunt, so I guess that explains something
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Suddar
posted 03-26-2003 08:40:56 PM
quote:
Drysart was listening to Cher while typing:
I'm directly descended from Kaiser Wilhelm. Crazy shit man. My great grandmother used to have an old-timey family photo in her attic with everyone's favorite German warmonger (no, the other one) and her as a little baby.

That explains a lot. :D

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 03-26-2003 09:14:04 PM
Runners and musicians.

Great something father was actually a famous classical composer, and every male I am descended from has been some form of runner when they were young.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-26-2003 09:25:06 PM
Well, for me...

Italian side is built like soldiers. All tall and well-built, and I inherited some of that, buuut...

My mother's side is a bunch of tiny pixilike artists and stuff. I'm a direct descendant of Thomas Chatterton, and everyone says I inherited the Chatterton genius for some reason. It's supposed to skip a generation, so I guess it would make sense...

Lover AND fighter, baby.

*poses dramatically*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-26-2003 09:30:51 PM
my dominant genes come from my fathers side, irish and canadian. Early canadian frontier explorers and such..
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 03-26-2003 09:33:59 PM
quote:
Drysart enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'm directly descended from Kaiser Wilhelm. Crazy shit man. My great grandmother used to have an old-timey family photo in her attic with everyone's favorite German warmonger (no, the other one) and her as a little baby.

Supposedly my ancestors had the last name Wilhelm, but when they immigrated to ZE NEW WORLD, it got fucked up.
I dunno for sure, though. I'd have to ask my dad.

[ 03-26-2003: Message edited by: Veruca Salt ]

MorbId
Pancake
posted 03-26-2003 09:35:14 PM
Scottish and German farmers, mainly.
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 03-26-2003 09:45:02 PM
Successful merchant.
Feed my hungry soul.
Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 03-26-2003 10:36:50 PM
Both sides of my family tend to be rather large, and somewhat apt at learning, so probably something educated that let us make lots of money and get fat.

Merchant, Govt. Official, something like that my guess.

What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-26-2003 11:09:53 PM
Berserkers. Drunken, riotous, berserkers.

Being Danish is fun

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-26-2003 11:20:51 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Led was all like:
Berserkers. Drunken, riotous, berserkers.

Being Danish is fun


Celtic warriors > berserkers

Don't hurt me..

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-27-2003 12:51:22 AM
Well, I have an official bloodline tracing back to William Wallace, and supposedly on my mother's side I'm related to Robert the Bruce, King of Scotland at that time. So yeah, warriors, knights, farmers-turned-revolutionairies.
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a sweet title
posted 03-27-2003 07:45:38 AM
Farmers.

I know this for a fact because my family's officially been farmers for the past 5-6 hundred years (on my father's side, no idea about my mother's side), and there's not much reason to believe we weren't before.

hey
Sinice Aralund
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 07:59:42 AM
Engineers, Doctors, Mathmaticians on my Italian side (Father, Grandfather, Great Grandfather, and his father, etc, all one of those... My brother being the latter of all of those). My grandfather had a big hand in some of the first guided missiles.

My Great Great Grandfather on my Czech side was apparently a big player in some Czech civil rights movement, or something.

Also a direct descendant of Al Capone.

So I'm either a doctor, an engineer, a noisy troublemaker, or a bootlegger.
Go figure.

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Sean
posted 03-27-2003 08:10:42 AM
I think I'm adopted, and that my actual ancestors were pears.
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