Looks like I'm gonna have to get an XBox now.... how the heck am I going to fit it in my house?!?
Maybe it was the size of your.. "xbox".
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Delphi Aegis got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Dude. You scared that second chick so much, her pubes turned white.Maybe it was the size of your.. "xbox".
Pee-yew.
Edit: BTW, wouldn't this patch eliminate one of the game's primary features (the outfits)? [ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]
Yay for integrated hard drives
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JooJooFlop was naked while typing this:
Pee-yew.Edit: BTW, wouldn't this patch eliminate one of the game's primary features (the outfits)?
Would anyone care? Edit: maybe you can get them implants, or different.. accessories.
And I thought my joke was pretty good. [ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
*Edit:YOUNG women, of the type almost only seen in animes!* [ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]
humor disclaimer
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Callalron wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Yes, is there a link for this patch? In the absence of linkage I remain dubious.
I echo the old man's sentiments!
Speaking of, Call, when your old lady moves in finally and you have to remove all your materials of questionable nature... can I have your stuff!?
Christ, it's a Dead or Alive game without the martial arts
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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A sleep deprived Tarquinn stammered:
Women with white hair are sexy.*Edit:YOUNG women, of the type almost only seen in animes!*
Thanks for the edit
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Azrael Heavenblade stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Break down a wall, or put up a tent outside and snake the cables in through the window.
wtf are you talking about?
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Bajah painfully thought these words up:
wtf are you talking about?
He's talking about Drysart fitting an Xbox into his house.
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Mightion Defensor said this about your mom:
He's talking about Drysart fitting an Xbox into his house.
ahhh.. okey.. this is why quoting is a good feature.. I uh.. didn't notice Drysart had any words in his post..
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Tier said:
Thanks for the edit
My pleasure.
(hey, what the hell am I doing here? That should be good enough for my annual post)
Tee hee.
Could be wrong, but looks that way to me when I check it.
And it's still one week until April...
Image 1: The ground on which she is laying is polygonal, and a seperate skinned model. Thefore it would overlap the boob poly's behind it. In that image however, they do not, as the line is sharp, but they very far edge, the one that cuts off as the lip of the boob sticking out is actually slightly below the plane of the ground poly model.
Image 2: Her right left boob (Right one as you are looking at it) bubbles out beyond the poly model in a slight hump up near the top. Also it cuts back in with one to many sharp jaggies which shouldn't be the case with a rounded poly like that. More akin to a lasso tool cut.
Image 3: There is a slight off discoloration in the groin area on her inner left thing (Right as you are looking at it) that does not match up with the rest of the model, and has a couple of off strokes as in a smudge effect into a lasso cut. Also the left boob ( Right, as you are looking at it) is suffering from a blur effect as it blends into the rock wall behind her.
Again I could be wrong, but thats just my assumption. Besides, unless it was officially released, which I don't see Tecmo doing (Again I could be wrong) then it kinda breaches the security of an integrated hardrive and lessens the reliability, since it cannot be replaced on an XBox, if it becomes corrupt you are screwed. Seems to me MS would take special measures to avoid that from happening, specially by third party interference. They've already suffered hack attempts against the XBox as it is. [ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]
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Led said this about your mom:
'Course it looks photoshopped, it is probably just replacing the swimsuit textures with skin.
And some hair, too.
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Led spewed forth this undeniable truth:
'Course it looks photoshopped, it is probably just replacing the swimsuit textures with skin.
NOt what I meant by photoshoped. I meant more there are some semi-conspicuous features that related to lasso use, and pasting with thier layers being off as in the first and second ones, and other nuances like that.
I checked some DoAXBV forums and there DOES appear to be a nude patch you can use, BUT there are a couple of big provisos. First, you have to have an X-Box with a mod chip in it. Second, you have to have Evo-X (X-Box ftp program loaded on your machine.
So, if you're willing to give up being able to do X-Box Live to play naked volleyball, knock yourself out. Personally, I'll pass. [ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Callalron ]
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Bajah had this to say about Punky Brewster:
There is indeed a confirmed topless mode...
Really? I thought that thing was a hoax.
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Super Kagrama had this to say about Tron:
Really? I thought that thing was a hoax.
It's in the April EGM. I'm gonna test it out real quick and I'll let you all know. I went and picked up the EGM just a little while ago.
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Bajah spewed forth this undeniable truth:
It's in the April EGM. I'm gonna test it out real quick and I'll let you all know. I went and picked up the EGM just a little while ago.
Since Mags are typically a month ahead on release. The April mag, so yeah..
Ya know.. the first is next week... [ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]
This thread has details on how to apply the patch. You need a modded XBox.
I just assumed these were like that.
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Callalron spewed forth this undeniable truth:
So, if you're willing to give up being able to do X-Box Live to play naked volleyball, knock yourself out. Personally, I'll pass.
You give the cracking community way too little credit. There's a bunch of chips out there that I think either have a switch to enable/disable them, or are undetectable by X-Box Live