Those games are just sheer fucking BRILLIANCE
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Kekvit Irae had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*adds that to the list of games to buy next*
Get the first one. It's a spy/shooter one, sorta like Deus Ex (Only with a humorous theme instead of a serious theme).
The first had me rolling in laughter. The second was just damn fun (The 2nd also has puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdy graphics).
To quote from IRC...
"No One Lives Forever is the only game I know of where the 'exciting chase scene' involves your character on the back of a scotsman on a tricycle, chasing a midget mime on a unicycle."
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Khyron obviously shouldn't have said:
"No One Lives Forever is the only game I know of where the 'exciting chase scene' involves your character on the back of a scotsman on a tricycle, chasing a midget mime on a unicycle."
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Kekvit Irae had this to say about Captain Planet:
Its true. Probably the oddest chase sequence ever in a video game.
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Talonus wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Its true. Probably the oddest chase sequence ever in a video game.
But one of the best, you must admit 
Still, 2 wasn't quite as funny as 1 was... but I liked the better graphics and the utility launcher.
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Khyron had this to say about the Spice Girls:
But one of the best, you must admitStill, 2 wasn't quite as funny as 1 was... but I liked the better graphics and the utility launcher.
Yeah, 2 was *a lot* shorter than 1. Plus there was so few cutscnes compared to one, though that wasn't an incredibly bad thing considering 1 really had too many cutscenes. Was still a great game, but still wasn't as good as 1.
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Talonus had this to say about Captain Planet:
Yeah, 2 was *a lot* shorter than 1. Plus there was so few cutscnes compared to one, though that wasn't an incredibly bad thing considering 1 really had too many cutscenes. Was still a great game, but still wasn't as good as 1.
We need a NOLF3 though. It's just such a damn great series 
I liked the voice acting in 1 better, I hope they make 3 and give it the voice actors from 1
For a bit I thought you were gonna get to control Magnus and that would have rocked IMO.
Hell, the scene where she finds him is great.. "Ok... now I'm mad."
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How.... Talonus.... uughhhhhh:
Oh, I'd be surprised if there was no NOLF3. NOLF and NOLF2 both sold well, so there's no reason there wouldn't be.
Doom 3 engine
Least... that's what I HOPE...
I couldn't get into it. I've never been big on stealth. 
Ozius
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Baron Von Mortay thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I have NOLF here, uncompleted and stored away.I couldn't get into it. I've never been big on stealth.
Fine, go get the cheat codes and play through it.
It's one of thoes games that it's a crime to NOT play through. Even if you have to cheat.
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Baron Von Mortay was listening to Cher while typing:
I have NOLF here, uncompleted and stored away.I couldn't get into it. I've never been big on stealth.
The biggest things to note, is that there's only one or two missions where you ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT BE SPOTTED.
On those, use cheat codes. For the rest... just go ahead and play normally
Stealth is optional, but fun.
Mortious re-installs NOLF.
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Baron Von Mortay had this to say about John Romero:
Well, since I have nothing else to play, why the hell not.Mortious re-installs NOLF.
The best parts of NOLF :
The skydiving level, the sunken ship level (Made me feel like james bond )
Damn near every conversation in the game (The game has far too many amusing conversations for its own good; I died quite a few times because I was laughing at the henchmen and not paying attention. 
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Baron Von Mortay obviously shouldn't have said:
Well, since I have nothing else to play, why the hell not.Mortious re-installs NOLF.
w00t!
Now if I could just find a reason to reinstall Anachronox and start all over again. I made it up to killing the queen in the hive and never got beyond it because the game freaked out in the cutscene afterwards.
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Check out the big brain on Khyron!
The best parts of NOLF :The skydiving level, the sunken ship level (Made me feel like james bond
)
Damn near every conversation in the game (The game has far too many amusing conversations for its own good; I died quite a few times because I was laughing at the henchmen and not paying attention.
I only got up to the first real stealth mission, I think you're up against Russians or something.
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Baron Von Mortay thought about the meaning of life:
I only got up to the first real stealth mission, I think you're up against Russians or something.
Well, no. The mission you got up to (The mission where you infiltrate the german base to extract the doctor) is a 'stealth' mission in that if you don't get detected, it's easier, but you can still get detected and complete the mission It's just if you're detected, they raise an alarm, which makes more enemies come and makes it harder for you.
As far as I remember, russians are in NOLF 2, not the original.
The one you need to worry about is 'A MAN OF INFLUENCE, SCENE 1'. That's the only pure-stealth mission.
I don't know of any way to prevent you from being detected in that mission (Even with cheats), but here's how to skip that one mission :
To Skip the current mission, press the "T" key and input "mpmaphole" followed by pressing enter. [ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]
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Kekvit Irae wrote this stupid crap:
I still think the best dialogue comes from the first mission (Lord Bafford's Manor) in Thief: The Dark Project where the two guards are talking about killer bears.
Hell yes
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Kekvit Irae attempted to be funny by writing:
I still think the best dialogue comes from the first mission (Lord Bafford's Manor) in Thief: The Dark Project where the two guards are talking about killer bears.
Nah, the best dialogue is the 'monkey' speech at the beginning of No One Lives Forever.
"Are you insulting my monkey?"
"I SPIT UPON YOUR MONKEY!"
"I dunno, I think the monkey's kind of cute!"
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
I still have it on my hard drive after two years.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Captain Planet:
w00t!Now if I could just find a reason to reinstall Anachronox and start all over again.
I made it up to killing the queen in the hive and never got beyond it because the game freaked out in the cutscene afterwards.
Anachronox annoys me so much! Even after all this time my computer (easily exceeding the reqs) still won't run it for some reason
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