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Topic: Comedy Goldmine
nem-x
posted 03-21-2003 04:57:18 AM
SA

Too funny.
Anyone here interested in doing some weekly thing like this?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-21-2003 05:04:36 AM
We lack many skilled photoshoppers.

As far as I know, there's only you, Fae, and Delidgamond. And Delidgamond is dead.

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 03-21-2003 05:06:07 AM
I need to get her a job.

-Dolemite

[ 03-21-2003: Message edited by: Dolemite ]

Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 03-21-2003 05:08:16 AM
Erm... Perhaps you don't know this from other places, but you NEVER link directly to pictures from Something Awful.

The picture that you get is... probably not what you were expecting. And it's certainly nasty.

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 03-21-2003 05:50:04 AM
Cut and paste
diadem
eet bugz
posted 03-21-2003 06:47:33 AM
quote:
Dolemite had this to say about Captain Planet:
I need to get her a job.

-Dolemite



hey jackass, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[ 03-21-2003: Message edited by: Dolemite ]

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Suddar
posted 03-21-2003 08:05:09 AM
corp por
Cleopatra
Pancake
posted 03-21-2003 09:17:35 AM
quote:
diadem had this to say about Pirotess:

hey jackass, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Hey, if you don't like it just don't buy!

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-21-2003 09:51:10 AM
hey guys what's going on in this thread
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-21-2003 11:31:02 AM
Yay for paint and boo for Geocities.... otherwise, I'd be interested.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Burger
BANNED!
posted 03-21-2003 01:36:30 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Remember that asshole that OD's on irc?

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 03-21-2003 03:21:04 PM
GAH! oops
Teehee

[ 03-21-2003: Message edited by: Kinanik ]

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 03-21-2003 03:24:17 PM
Kinanik clear temp files, refresh this page and look at pic you posted
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 03-21-2003 03:27:45 PM
I saw it, and fixed it. Forgot SA did that. Sorry
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Mod
Pancake
posted 03-21-2003 03:59:52 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
We lack many skilled photoshoppers.

As far as I know, there's only you, Fae, and Delidgamond. And Delidgamond is dead.


and Woody. I guess we could do some of the caption / cut and paste type of things imo, just nothing that inviolves heavy photoshop work.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-21-2003 04:23:01 PM
Darn that Dolemite. Now I have no idea what went on.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 03-21-2003 04:31:51 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about John Romero:
Darn that Dolemite. Now I have no idea what went on.

Let's just say that a few people forgot that direct links to pics resulted in... 'other' pics.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-21-2003 04:33:47 PM
SA is very protective of their bandwidth.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-21-2003 04:35:47 PM
quote:
Kekvit Irae had this to say about Tron:
Let's just say that a few people forgot that direct links to pics resulted in... 'other' pics.

Oh yeah.

I did that once, but I didn't get whatever pic they use for that.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 03-21-2003 10:22:18 PM
Oh god, the Gandalf one had me in tears.

But what does "corp por" or whatever mean? I am neither "with it" nor "hip."

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 03-21-2003 10:24:09 PM
UO spell
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Sean
posted 03-21-2003 10:24:10 PM
quote:
Mr. Glass stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Oh god, the Gandalf one had me in tears.

But what does "corp por" or whatever mean? I am neither "with it" nor "hip."


Ultima Online reference.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-21-2003 10:24:24 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Glass said:
Oh god, the Gandalf one had me in tears.

But what does "corp por" or whatever mean? I am neither "with it" nor "hip."


They're the magic words for Energy Bolt in UO.

I think.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-21-2003 10:47:33 PM
the Zerg Rush/Starship Troopers one was pretty funny....

so was the Agent Smith setting Neo +m...

Emperor Palpatine "Corp Por" is hilarious...

Dr Strangelove "we're gonna get laid" is cool...

Gandalf "o shit brb" was hilarious...

but that "Shining" Wallhack one is the best.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Steven Steve
posted 03-21-2003 11:00:58 PM
I want to piss on the faces of the "artists" who made these. These are all very generic phrases that I would probably joke about on a daily basis, and I do. The "what food u got" one wasn't even photoshopped.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Suddar
posted 03-21-2003 11:30:08 PM
quote:
Kekvit Irae had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Let's just say that a few people forgot that direct links to pics resulted in... 'other' pics.

You mean let's just say somebody knew this would happen and yet were too lazy to use their own hosting.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 03-21-2003 11:57:36 PM
Corp Por is for the Lightning spell.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 03-22-2003 12:08:10 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I want to piss on the faces of the "artists" who made these. These are all very generic phrases that I would probably joke about on a daily basis, and I do. The "what food u got" one wasn't even photoshopped.

Guess thats why it was a Comedy Goldmine, and not in a Photoshop phriday, huh?

Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-22-2003 12:12:31 AM
quote:
{Tal} had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Guess thats why it was a Comedy Goldmine, and not in a Photoshop phriday, huh?

{Tal}??

Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 03-22-2003 12:52:59 AM
Yeah.. it wont gimme my old name back, cause you banned the account.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-22-2003 03:01:46 AM
Not nearly as good as the Comedy Goldmine for threads on the SA forums... lollerz
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