Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
That must make you five or six times as clever as the first person who used this joke!
Especially the one with her hand outside her pants.
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Karnaj's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
FRONT TO BACK, DAMMIT!
Damn straight
I remember telling a friend of mine when we watched "The Professional"... "Hey, she's gonna be a hottie when she grows up". I was sooo right on that one.
/agree Maradon
They are soooooo edited. you can see the straight edge of some tool in the top left one. And there is no way denim that tight (look at her ass) could stretch that much as in the top right pic.
Still pretty funny though, if for no other reason than how much people elevate celebs to such godlike status that normal everyday stuff is so amusing. [ 03-18-2003: Message edited by: Lûceres ]
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Verily, Lûceres doth proclaim:
They are soooooo edited. you can see the straight edge of some tool in the top left one. And there is no way denim that tight (look at her ass) could stretch that much as in the top right pic.
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Bajah was listening to Cher while typing:
Those're hiphuggers.. they're naturally that low and aren't really stretched.. it's really easy to get asscleavage with hiphuggers when you sit like that.
Nevermind that, in the bottom center picture HER HAND IS A BLOB and it might as well be three feet from her ass for all it's reacting to her hand. The guy didn't even bother to put a tension wrinkle on there!
Also, stick your hand down the back of your pants. Notice how your shoulder kinda has to pivot backwards to accomodate the action because your arm isn't five feet long and therefor too short to wrap around your body and into your ass crack without such an action?
Ok. Now notice how she isn't doing that? ok.
And on the one on the right her arm noticibly blurs before it goes into her pants, and also once there the freaking thing dissappears! There is NO lump in her jeans where a hand would be.
The only one that could even pass for legitimate is the top left one, and even THAT looks fake. [ 03-18-2003: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]
[ 03-19-2003: Message edited by: Fazum'Zen Fastfist ]
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