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Topic: Mouse Kombat
Maradon!
posted 03-17-2003 09:05:39 PM
My beige mouse keeps biting my brown mouse in the ass O_o

Is this like a gender war or something? I don't see a dingus on either of them...

Should I separate them or will they learn to play nicely?

[ 03-17-2003: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-17-2003 09:08:13 PM
Haven't you been watching the news? The lighter ones always bomb bite the darker ones.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Maradon!
posted 03-17-2003 09:09:32 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Blindy McBlinderson wrote:
Haven't you been watching the news? The lighter ones always bomb bite the darker ones.

Is that the new mud slinging tactic? Make it into a racial thing?

How predictable

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 03-17-2003 09:13:30 PM
quote:
Maradon XP Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Is that the new mud slinging tactic? Make it into a racial thing?

How predictable


Give the man some slack, He's got a computer for a penis.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-17-2003 09:14:02 PM
quote:
Fizodeth was listening to Cher while typing:
Give the man some slack, He's got a computer for a penis.

it's a big computer!

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-17-2003 09:45:20 PM
quote:
Blindy McBlinderson painfully thought these words up:
it's a big computer!

No woman would let it anywhere near her crotch.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 03-17-2003 10:45:34 PM
This thread made me laugh

It gets a 4!

Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 03-17-2003 11:03:31 PM
Female rodents never really get along well.


Trust me, I had 3 female hampsters at one point, it wasn't uncommon to take them out to pet in the morning to find new scabs on them. You may wanna seperate them.

What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-18-2003 02:35:33 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Nicole was all like:
No woman would let it anywhere near her crotch.

Because it's too big?

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 03-18-2003 02:42:04 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Blindy McBlinderson wrote:
Because it's too big?

The sharp edges probably turn them off as well.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-18-2003 02:50:41 PM
quote:
Verily, Azizza doth proclaim:
The sharp edges probably turn them off as well.

they are rounded!

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Lûceres
Pancake
posted 03-18-2003 07:46:02 PM
quote:
Maradon XP stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
My beige mouse keeps biting my brown mouse in the ass O_o

Is this like a gender war or something? I don't see a dingus on either of them...

Should I separate them or will they learn to play nicely?


Yet more weird looks from co-workers at my sudden outburst of laughter.

Thanks!

4 months of work and I get a better pet from a random drop parchment turn in!
Maradon!
posted 03-18-2003 08:32:37 PM
I think the beige one likes to hog the hamster wheel. She'll chase the black one out if she catches the black one in it.
Maradon!
posted 03-19-2003 02:04:37 AM
I've named the brown one Martian Diabetes, and the beige one Sphinctacular
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 03-19-2003 02:14:28 AM
All animals will attempt to express their superiority over each other. This is especially true for rodents like mice or hamsters. I make it a hobby to breed hamsters, so I should know. This behavior usually happens when one male/female who has been alone for some time, suddenly sees an intruder (the other mouse/hamster/whatever you moved in). Rivalries can happen, and if it gets to the point of physical harm, the best thing you can do it buy a seperate cage to put one in.
The same goes for male/female relationships. If you put a male in a female's cage for purposes of breeding, she'll get angered at the intruder and proceed to fight. However, if you put the female into a male's cage, they will get along well together since it isnt her dominant home and isnt the dominant resident.
Maradon!
posted 03-19-2003 02:15:41 AM
They're siblings, they've been together since they were pink and hairless.
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 03-19-2003 02:19:32 AM
Sounds like normal sibling rivalry. Aggression can break out between rodents if they grow up together, but become seperated to the point where there is just one dominant mouse and one less-aggressive mouse. It's sort of like eaglets, one chick will harass the other chick until he gets its way (which usually results in the death of the other chick)
Maradon!
posted 03-19-2003 02:21:25 AM
Martian Diabetes once kicked Sphinctastic out of the hamster wheel and actually got away with it.

You should have seen the little guy run!

I think she's learning to stand up for herself.

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 03-19-2003 02:24:53 AM
Just wait, it'll soon turn into all out mouse warfare. It may seem funny, until you wake up one day with a corpse in one corner and a mouse with a blood-covered mouth. I should know, hamsters are one of the most vicious bastards I've seen when handled
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-19-2003 02:26:41 AM
quote:
Blindy McBlinderson stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
they are rounded!

No girl wants to touch a member that boots up.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 03-19-2003 02:28:04 AM
quote:
Nicole stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
No girl wants to touch a member that boots up.

Just wait til you see the RAM

Maradon!
posted 03-19-2003 02:29:52 AM
quote:
Kekvit Irae had this to say about (_|_):
Just wait, it'll soon turn into all out mouse warfare. It may seem funny, until you wake up one day with a corpse in one corner and a mouse with a blood-covered mouth. I should know, hamsters are one of the most vicious bastards I've seen when handled

Eh, what happens, happens.

I mean, the freaking things are $1.50 a piece. I paid twenty four times that much for the cage, and four times that for thier food.

[ 03-19-2003: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-19-2003 04:31:28 AM
?


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-19-2003 08:30:50 AM
I laff.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-19-2003 02:40:12 PM
quote:
Verily, Maradon XP doth proclaim:
Eh, what happens, happens.

I mean, the freaking things are $1.50 a piece. I paid twenty four times that much for the cage, and four times that for thier food.


Think, Maradon.

You could either spend 4x that amount for food.. Or spend 1.50 once a week to see a snake EAT that mouse.

Snake. Snake. Snake. Snake.

Maradon!
posted 03-19-2003 02:51:19 PM
Snakes are nowhere near as entertaining.

These guys are little acrobats! They climb vertical tubing like it's NOTHING!

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-19-2003 03:03:36 PM
Go Rodent!
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-19-2003 03:08:47 PM
quote:
Nicole enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
?

Bahahahahahahahahhaahahahah!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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