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Topic: Welcome to "The Brass Hand Lodge"
Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 10:03:22 PM
We've got a fully stocked bar, plenty of tables to sit around at and shoot the breeze, and plenty of rooms upstairs which you can rent for very reasonable prices indeed!

There's no fightin' in this here lodge, so if you've got a dispute, take it outside! Violators will be violated!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-14-2003 10:06:42 PM
Violated with what?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 10:07:31 PM
Don't know... whatever's handy, I suppose.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 10:08:30 PM
I'll have an Innoruuk's Kiss, please!

This place reminds me of a bar I used to frequent..."Ocy's Bar," it was called...

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-14-2003 10:09:06 PM
Yes...

*hides all the umbrellas*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 10:10:33 PM
We're a bit short on barkeeps at the moment. I'm sure someone will take up the slack; there's free room and board in it for anyone who does.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-14-2003 10:12:15 PM
May I just be violated?

Preferably in a private room, though a table will do... I suppose...

[ 03-14-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-14-2003 10:14:03 PM
Standing outside in the snow, almost any shelter would seem preferable. Especially considering Nicole's current circumstances, clothing, and the rather conspicuous trail she's leaving in the fresh snow. Still, she halts, worried for a second, taking the time to look behind her, quickly scanning the spaces between the falling flakes before stepping into the open doorway.

Man, thin crowd.

She pauses, scooping a handful of snow and pressing it into the red rend in her leg, before stepping in and slumping gratefully on a bench by the door. She holds her hands by a spitting candle, warming the numb and clenched fingers, and waits, watching the rushing barmaids, hoping to flag one down.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-14-2003 10:14:07 PM
You got a kitchen around here somewheres?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 03-14-2003 10:14:08 PM
Slips quietly through the door, peering around. With a slight smile, she moves herself towards one of the comfy looking chairs near the fireplace. Taking a seat, the druidess leans back, and quietly reads her book.

Always enjoyed a nice place...

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-14-2003 10:14:41 PM
Mortious stands up behind the bar, seemingly from nowhere, slamming an Innoruuk's Kiss on the bartop. Just as promptly as he appeared, he ducks back behind the bar.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 10:16:28 PM
Taeldian thanks the mysterious and sinister-looking barkeep and begins sipping his drink.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 03-14-2003 10:16:38 PM
Stares vacantly at the undead bartender constantly ducking and standing up behind the bar.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-14-2003 10:17:03 PM
Oooooo, we got one of those robo-automated bartenders.

*ahem* I wanna root beer float!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-14-2003 10:20:57 PM
Mortious stands up behind the bar, seemingly from nowhere, slamming a root beer float on the bartop. Just as promptly as he appeared, he ducks back behind the bar.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-14-2003 10:23:14 PM
Nicole giggles at the bartender, makes a few muttered comments about originality, before clearing her throat and speaking

Um, can I get a beer, please? And some warm water and a cloth, if it's not too much trouble...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-14-2003 10:23:23 PM
*downs the float in a single glup, followed shortly by an ice cream headache scream and a deep sigh of relief*

Now I wanna small duck wading in a bowl of berry bloo Kool-Aid!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-14-2003 10:24:22 PM
Hmm. I wonder if this works only with drinks...

*coughs* Bartender, I would like a sharp smack to the face - not enough to break skin, but enough to bruise.

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 10:25:30 PM
Taeldian turns to Vorbo and raises one confused eyebrow, then goes back to sipping his drink.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-14-2003 10:26:54 PM
Mortious stands up behind the bar, seemingly from nowhere, arms full with different bottles, containers, and tankards.

Christ! Hold your horses!

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-14-2003 10:30:00 PM
Giggles and stumbles over to pick up her pint, and bowl of water, before plunking down in a considerably more comfortable seat (by the fire as well) and setting about washing off the blood.

Muttering to herself, Joy, am I going to have something to tell them back home...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-14-2003 10:33:19 PM
quote:
*coughs* Bartender, I would like a sharp smack to the face - not enough to break skin, but enough to bruise.

Mortious calmly point to the sign about violence and violation.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-14-2003 10:34:38 PM
quote:
Baron Von Mortay had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Mortious calmly point to the sign about violence and violation.

Damn... all I wanted was to be violated.

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 03-14-2003 10:43:24 PM
I hereby volunteer myself to be Full-Time Bartender!
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 03-14-2003 10:46:16 PM
Ocyrrhoe wanders in and peers about...

How familiar!

She glances to Mortious.

Need a hand? Got some experiance under my belt with barkeeping..

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 03-14-2003 10:46:49 PM
I hereby volunteer myself to be a full time beerdrinker!
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 03-14-2003 10:48:59 PM
i am pretty table dancing lady!

I AM NOT A STRIPPER


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-14-2003 11:04:59 PM
ooc:
Need a hand? Got some experiance under my belt with barkeeping..

Please do.

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 03-14-2003 11:32:19 PM
Wanders in curiously and walks up to the bar, looking for a 'tender.

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 03-14-2003 11:41:07 PM
Glances nervously at everyone in the room with sinister glare in his eyes.
Godmodes his way to victory.
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 03-14-2003 11:43:21 PM
Hireko puts his drum away as he come up to the door, staring up at the sign. He scratches his head, white hair wisping.

It seems to me that last I was in this town, this bar was different. He shrugs. Eh, I could use some ale.

Walking in, Hireko glances around the room and spots only a few familiar faces, and one who could be the daughter of an old friend. He looks for Gaedil behind the bar but doesn't see him. He walks up and takes a seat at the bar, reeking of fish.

Get me a fish wine, young'in.

Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 03-14-2003 11:49:52 PM
I'M A BOX
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 03-14-2003 11:53:08 PM
Ocyrrhoe nods to Mortious and takes her place behind the bar. She spots Hireko, and grins.

Fish wine, eh? Comin' right up!

She disappears behind the bar, to reappear a moment later with a tall mug in hand, which she slides to Hireko.

Hireko... Long time no see!

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-14-2003 11:54:22 PM
<signals to the band behind her and gets up on the center of a stage, singing for everyones entertainment at the Brass Hand Lodge>

^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Big Rude Jake
Pancake
posted 03-15-2003 12:01:31 AM
Jake slams open the door, stopms up to the bar, and helps himself to a tankard of ale.

Shedding his heavy overcoat and leaving it on one of the bar stools, he wanders over towards the fireplace, and sits across from Nicole.

"Hey there Sexy!"

Only now does he see the bloodied gash on Nicole's leg.

"My god, what happened?"

[ 03-15-2003: Message edited by: Big Rude Jake ]

Look into my eyes and see that I'm smiling back.
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 03-15-2003 12:05:37 AM
quote:
Lady Delirium painfully thought these words up:
i am pretty table dancing lady!

I AM NOT A STRIPPER



Lets see what a couple Long Island Ice teas have to say about that...

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 03-15-2003 12:06:32 AM
*smiles at Ocy when she sees her*

Hiya.

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Hipolyta Darkiss
Evil Incarnate
posted 03-15-2003 12:10:53 AM
*Hipolyta lurks outside the confines of the unfamiliar lodge, looming darkly in the shadows. The ever-present fog of darkness she carries with her swirls around her, increasing the darkening effect. She slides gracefully along the walls of the wooden lodge, and stealthily creeps to a nearby window peering in, and using the well-lit room inside to shield her from view in the reflection.

She gazes menacingly about the protected inn, surveying the inhabitants within. Catching sight of the darkened undead keep behind the bar, her hands close reflexively around the hilts of her abyss forged black blades. Vengeance and Mercy, and odd pairing of names for such twisted and deadly blades, yet her choice in misery nonetheless.

Having spotted her quarry, and missing only one other, a more important victim, her visit was not in vain. She smiles a twisted smile, and her essence begins to crumble. From the ground beneath her soot-falling body, the arms of the abyss again wait to greet her, and she descends into the beneath once more, to wait on her throne of flesh and plot the revenge so cherished these many years...

[ 03-15-2003: Message edited by: Hipolyta Darkiss ]

Hipolyta Darkiss,
"Hell hath no fury like a.. Well like me."
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 03-15-2003 12:18:17 AM
Ocyrrhoe smirks and nods to Rhia.

'ello!

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-15-2003 12:19:40 AM
*A dark skinned figure in a full length coat, appears almost unnoticed in a darkened corner of the tavern, feet up on the table and leaning back on a chair*
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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