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Topic: No Shit, Really?
Ryuujin
posted 03-14-2003 12:07:24 PM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-14-2003 12:11:58 PM
They're old, so they're not too quick on the uptake regarding things like that.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-14-2003 12:13:39 PM
Oh great, now the soccer moms across the US will be clamoring for file-sharing to be banned...ugh. I still honestly think that programs like NetNanny and CyberPatrol are just dumb word blocking nazi programs, and that if a kid wants, he can find some way around it. Heck, virtually any reasonably intelligent kid in grade school can circumvent these things.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-14-2003 01:23:07 PM
...I'm SO glad that I can get my porn legally.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Suddar
posted 03-14-2003 01:27:43 PM
God, like it's hard to find porn anyway.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-14-2003 03:34:03 PM
I make my porn.

You only heard that if you were 18 or older.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 03-15-2003 12:53:24 AM
quote:
Don Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I make my porn.

You only heard that if you were 18 or older.


Praire Dog porn?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-15-2003 12:54:43 AM
Parce-yiff ?
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Maradon!
posted 03-15-2003 12:55:36 AM
You know, technically, The Internet is a file sharing program
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-15-2003 01:00:37 AM
Matt and I had this exact same reaction earlier when we saw it at school... hehe.
Steven Steve
posted 03-15-2003 01:15:53 AM
blah blah blah
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Big Rude Jake
Pancake
posted 03-15-2003 01:56:23 AM
quote:
Maradon XP had this to say about Cuba:
You know, technically, The Internet is a file sharing program

The Internet is not a program.

Look into my eyes and see that I'm smiling back.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-15-2003 03:58:22 AM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde painfully thought these words up:
Parce-yiff ?

Yeah...Richard Gere's in a lot of them for the rodent sex angle, see...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-15-2003 04:00:17 AM
Thou shalt not question the Parcelan about his porn.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-15-2003 02:19:37 PM
quote:
Don Parcelan had this to say about pies:
I make my porn.

You only heard that if you were 18 or older.



Someone from my high school did that.

Then her cameraman put it on Kazaa, told some people and now it's all over the school. She hasn't showed up for weeks.

hey
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-15-2003 02:23:16 PM
Jeez, because you know it's too hard for parents to watch their kids themselves and know what they're viewing.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-15-2003 03:08:46 PM
quote:
McGiantt was listening to Cher while typing:

Someone from my high school did that.

Then her cameraman put it on Kazaa, told some people and now it's all over the school. She hasn't showed up for weeks.


That's why you should never show your face while making them.

Er... not like I'd know from experience or anything.

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