Not only that, but thier monthly rate is almost $140 a month, and they're subscribed to every channel we offer, including international and porno channels 
They even filed for diplomatic immunity to the fact that one of our porn channels is illegal in Washinton DC...
I mean, what could possibly make it illegal? DVDA? Horses? Parcelan?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
[ 03-11-2003: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]
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Maradon XP said this about your mom:
I didn't look to see what the whole diplomatic immunity thing was about, but The Exstacy Channel (spelled like that) is the only channel we carry that I know of that actually is illegal in several bible-belt states.
Oh, so it's just a matter of puritanical pussitude, rather than "THE HORSE CHANNEL"
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Pirotess:
puritanical pussitude
I laughed.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Karnaj said:
Oh, so it's just a matter of puritanical pussitude, rather than "THE HORSE CHANNEL"
Oh, I dunno. I looked at the program guide listings for the channel..."Farm Girls"? "All-Mature Wednesday Marathon"?
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Maradon XP said this about your mom:
Oh, I dunno. I looked at the program guide listings for the channel..."Farm Girls"? "All-Mature Wednesday Marathon"?
Hmm. Probably just really hardcore stuff, but I doubt beastiality is even allowed to be broadcast.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Don Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
I laughed.
I cried.
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Mr. Crabs had this to say about dark elf butts:
I cried.
I karnaj'd
Seriously, it just doesnt work =/
Women + biceps larger than my chest cavity really isnt that attractive at all.
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Maradon XP stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I didn't look to see what the whole diplomatic immunity thing was about, but The Exstacy Channel (spelled like that) is the only channel we carry that I know of that actually is illegal in several bible-belt states due to the extreme hardcore content.
lol
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Karnaj stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
What, like this?
Exactly!
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
And channels with guys boinking their relatives. And sheep.
The sheep are their relatives.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Jargum had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Dare I ask what the "Horse channel" is? Or is it just like it sounds
know how they say some guys in pornos are "hung like a horse" ?
it's like that, except they don't mince a metaphor, and go directly for horse-on-girl action.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
'tis a very strange world we live in and this puts me very close(2 1/2mm) to losing respect for our species.
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Jargum had this to say about Knight Rider:
'tis a very strange world we live in and this puts me very close(2 1/2mm) to losing respect for our species.
How angsty! Because it's always best to judge by the worst example 
But anyways I now have the phone number for the egyptian embassy in my cell phone. I feel so...James Bond... 
