Eighteen all beef top-of-the-line hotdogs from a new york deli, given to my parents by my uncle who had nothing better to do with them. Forgotten in there for weeks ¬_¬ they look unappatizing enough in thier current, freezer-snow-covered state, but oh the secret they hide!

I've already cooked one up. ah. the juiciness...the firm texture of all beef hotdogs.

AREN'T YOU JEALOUS? HAAAHAHAHA.

I also got panzer dragoon orta. fun fun game.

[ 03-03-2003: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

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Nobody really understood why Maradon XP wrote:
AREN'T YOU JEALOUS? HAAAHAHAHA.

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NOOOOO!

I luff my scanner.

Anyway.

I found some italian sausage in the fridge.. and two jars of pasta sauce, and a big thingie of pasta.

So I cooked the sausage, chopped it up, threw it in with the sauce, boiled the pasta and mixxed it all together in gooey cheesey goodness.

meat and pasta.

This... this is carrot cake from a year ago.

This is pasta sauce.

This is chocolate milk.

And this... this is a whole salmon my father bought for some reason I still don't know.

Tonight, through the magic of blenders and a really powerful fucking oven, we make these into a meal.

IT IS THE STUFF OF MYSTERIES.

Maybe I could find a lost civilization in it.

*hakcs the head off the fish, stuffs icing carrots in the eyeholes, dunks it in the Ragu and eats it with chocolate milk*

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I can see time.

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Nicole wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
*hakcs the head off the fish, stuffs icing carrots in the eyeholes, dunks it in the Ragu and eats it with chocolate milk*

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I can see time.

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rofl.

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Nicole got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*scrambles about her freezer*

This... this is carrot cake from a year ago.

This is pasta sauce.

This is chocolate milk.

And this... this is a whole salmon my father bought for some reason I still don't know.

Tonight, through the magic of blenders and a really powerful fucking oven, we make these into a meal.

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Stick it all in the blender.

HOLY SHIT! FUDGSICLES!

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Kinanik had this to say about Captain Planet:
Stick it all in the blender.

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She's way ahead of ya.

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ACES! Another post by JooJooFlop:
FUDGSICLES!

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Didn't they stop making those years ago??

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Zephyer had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I would be jealous if you had sushi.

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CBTao exposed me to sushi when I was down there.

I didn't like it much.

I mean. I could probably eat it if I forced myself too, but it didn't taste right to me. Wasabi is good though

*yanks the spine out ant curls it around a chunk of dilapidated dried carrotcake chunk, injects it with chocolate milk and wraps it in some snow scraped off the sides of her freezer, and ingests*

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Blue guys! Where the hell are you! The allosaurs came back again!

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Maradon XP said this about your mom:
Didn't they stop making those years ago??

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One of the single most popular and well-known frozen novelties of all time?

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Cuba:
fridge pleasure

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YyyyyyyoUUUUUUUUUwahnt somea thisssere allousaur meaties tooooo?

hehhhehehheheheheehe pleasure

"Fridge Treasure" has the same connotation as "Magic Nose Goblins" and "Freezer Artifacts" to me though.

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We were all impressed when Falaanla Marr wrote:
Ah, but I shall introduce the frozen steak civilization to the biocreatures. Im sure they will be friends.

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Keep em out of my room, the pygmies in my closet are already warlike enough.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Zephyer said:
I would be jealous if you had sushi.

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I Have over 50 lbs Of Salt-Water fish in my freezers(Two fridges) Include Sea bass (Stripe-r), Cod, Weakfish, Flounder/Fluke, Blackfish, and One Tuna steak..Plus The Bait-Benita/Benito, Butter Fish, Mackeral, Bunker, Squid, Clam, Spearing.

Alls you need is some Rice and Kelp

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Azrael Heavenblade got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Yum, food poisoning

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You have no sense of adventure