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Topic: Now is a time to be heard...
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 03-02-2003 11:11:49 PM
and be counted..
I need these people to post on here why they feel they should or should not recieve the coveted title of

" EC ASSHOLE "

Parce
Addy
Karnaj
Lenlalron
Azureus

Please keep your posts a page long or so..
Pictures and flames toward the other contestants are encouraged <you dont just get the title scott free and all>.
Please no stupid name calling or haxxor talk.

PS please... noone but the contestants write in this post. Ill deem the best 3 contestants then there shall be the poll between them. There will be a prize for 1st and 2nd.

Let the Games.... BEGIN!

[ 03-02-2003: Message edited by: Timpofee ]

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 03-02-2003 11:14:13 PM
You should have made a poll where you vote.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-02-2003 11:14:56 PM
Yeah...

...no.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-02-2003 11:17:45 PM
Yeah, so why didn't you just make a poll now? Jesus.

I mean, seriously, you had to have picked one of the two or three most retarded ways of going about this. Now we have to endure yet another thread of this tripe before the dust settles and no one gets the title.

[ 03-02-2003: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-02-2003 11:20:54 PM
Timpofee, this is asinine. You're above crap like this.

k thx bye

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Sean
posted 03-02-2003 11:26:11 PM
quote:
Gydfather had this to say about dark elf butts:
You're above crap like this.

I dunnnnoo...

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-02-2003 11:27:31 PM
Just make it a poll. That makes more sense than this stuff.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-02-2003 11:29:27 PM
Nothing about this makes any sense whatsoever.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-02-2003 11:30:12 PM
I agree, Karnaj.

The entire idea is flawed. Nothing good can come from it.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-02-2003 11:35:07 PM
I shall sing a song in Black Mage's honor:

BLACK MAGE!!!!
BLACK MAAAAAAAGGGGEEE!!!
Black Mage was a man
OK, so maybe he was a wizard-man
Or maybe just a...wizard
But he was still

BLACK MAGE!!!!!
BLACK MAAAAAAAGGGEEE!!!
Burninating the countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating the all the people
inside their thatch-roof COTTAGES!
THAT ROOF COTTAGES!!

And then Black Mage jumped into the NIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTT!!

What?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-02-2003 11:37:36 PM
Well listen to a story,
'bout a man named Tim,
Stupid little newbie,
Who was a little dim.

Stupid that is,
Mighty retarded.

Then one day Tim,
Went and made a thread,
So dumb it proved,
He was messed up in the head.

Insane, that is.
A real special olympian.

Now that brings us to now,
When Tim's bein' flamed,
All because he couldn't,
Make a thread that wasn't laaaaaaame.

*bows*

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-02-2003 11:39:38 PM
Burinating?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-02-2003 11:41:19 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Knight Rider:
I shall sing a song in Black Mage's honor:

BLACK MAGE!!!!
BLACK MAAAAAAAGGGGEEE!!!
Black Mage was a man
OK, so maybe he was a wizard-man
Or maybe just a...wizard
But he was still

BLACK MAGE!!!!!
BLACK MAAAAAAAGGGEEE!!!
Burninating the countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating the all the people
inside their thatch-roof COTTAGES!
THAT ROOF COTTAGES!!

And then Black Mage jumped into the NIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTT!!

What?


I love you.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Steven Steve
posted 03-02-2003 11:42:57 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Burinating?

http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-02-2003 11:42:57 PM
If my roomate wasn't around, I'd record an MP3 of me singing it for you. Screeching, echoes, and all.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 03-02-2003 11:44:57 PM
quote:
Karnaj enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
If my roomate wasn't around, I'd record an MP3 of me singing it for you. Screeching, echoes, and all.

Ask him to join in.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 03-02-2003 11:46:43 PM
is Azureus me? or is there someone named Azureus?

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-02-2003 11:47:51 PM
quote:
Azeroth™ stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
is Azureus me? or is there someone named Azureus?

Azureus is cooler than you.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-02-2003 11:47:58 PM
There's someone named that


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-02-2003 11:48:10 PM
quote:
DƒU was naked while typing this:
Ask him to join in.

He's sleeping. And you NEVAR WAKE A SLEEPING ROOMATE. They tend to shit on your pillow when you're at class if you do. Then you come back and you're all like "Hey, who deuced on my pillow?!" And they're all like "Beats me, maybe it was the drunk kid down the hall," but you know it's them because you can see the corn they had when you both went to dinner two days ago, so you see.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 03-02-2003 11:53:23 PM
I believe you speak from first-hand information.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

nem-x
posted 03-02-2003 11:55:22 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
He's sleeping. And you NEVAR WAKE A SLEEPING ROOMATE. They tend to shit on your pillow when you're at class if you do. Then you come back and you're all like "Hey, who deuced on my pillow?!" And they're all like "Beats me, maybe it was the drunk kid down the hall," but you know it's them because you can see the corn they had when you both went to dinner two days ago, so you see.


^_^

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-02-2003 11:55:24 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Karnaj wrote:
If my roomate wasn't around, I'd record an MP3 of me singing it for you. Screeching, echoes, and all.
I'd like that.

Too much.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 03-02-2003 11:55:57 PM
quote:
Don Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
Well listen to a story,
'bout a man named Tim,
Stupid little newbie,
Who was a little dim.

Stupid that is,
Mighty retarded.

Then one day Tim,
Went and made a thread,
So dumb it proved,
He was messed up in the head.

Insane, that is.
A real special olympian.

Now that brings us to now,
When Tim's bein' flamed,
All because he couldn't,
Make a thread that wasn't laaaaaaame.

*bows*


I love you.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-02-2003 11:56:27 PM
quote:
DƒU probably says this to all the girls:
I believe you speak from first-hand information.

I must concur.

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 03-03-2003 12:12:56 AM
quote:
Don Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Azureus is cooler than you.

Maybe in Bizzaro world


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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-03-2003 12:13:59 AM
quote:
Azeroth™ had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Maybe in Bizzaro world

Nothing bizarre about it.

Hot wife + Love of Booze + Rampant Cussing > Shnook who never says anything

Trog Dor
Pancake
posted 03-03-2003 02:47:11 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael painfully thought these words up:
There's someone named that

You called?

And the Trog Dor comes in the NIIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiiIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHT!
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 03-03-2003 02:56:24 PM
Now why am I in here? I'm all cute, and fluffy, and full of happy, happy, joy, joy thoughts and shit.
Trog Dor
Pancake
posted 03-03-2003 03:04:16 PM
*BURNINATES Azureus.*
And the Trog Dor comes in the NIIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiiIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHT!
Addy
posted 03-03-2003 04:09:45 PM
I shall sum up the reason why I am the true asshole of this board in five words:

I ate all the cookies.

Thank you.

[ 03-03-2003: Message edited by: Addy ]

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