ImNotTrent is officially "The Man". He is the only one to write me an e-mail. And, by association, GenericGirl is officially "The Woman". She passed her regards through an e-mail from Trent.
Trent was nice enough not only to write me, but to put up with the fact I can only get to the Internet every few days. He also sent me a huge series of Simpsons jokes, which literally made my week.
/golfclap
So, assuming clerical errors and last-minute appointments with heads of state have kept y'all incommunicado, here is my address again:
bloodsage@cluemail.com
What's happening with me? Busy, busy, busy. I work 12-14 hour days, and haven't had a day off in 3 weeks. I finally moved out of the tent (after a few days) and am living in a shipping container converted into a smaill dorm room. With a roommate.
I requested a tall Norwegian blonde girl with expert massage skills, but they put me with an Army Special Forces guy instead. 
I keep trying to get in shape, but work gets in the way. Every now and then I skip lunch or dinner to run, but during the day it's pretty hot and the wind blows the sand something fierce. Felt like I was being sandblasted last time I jogged.
Anyway, I'm bored and lonely, so write me. 
P.S.
Leave Lashanna's sigpics alone. If your work doesn't like that kind of thing, then don't read the boards at work. The beast has spoken. 
P.P.S.
Keep having fun, and keep all the young soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines in your thoughts. Regardless of your political leanings, these guys and gals have volunteered to put themselves in harm's way so others don't have to.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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T. E. Bloodsage had this to say about Knight Rider:
but they put me with an Army Special Forces guy instead. .
Holy shit who did you piss off.
The onlything worse than a Jarhead is an Army brat pretending to be as good as a Jarhead. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
With these two pictures.
http://lanys.evercrest.com/user-images/1424/P2230098.jpg
http://lanys.evercrest.com/user-images/1424/P2230097.jpg
Proving once again, you guys are sick and twisted. ;P
Take care, Sage. [ 02-28-2003: Message edited by: Black Mage ]
That having been said, keep up the good work and don't skip too many meals.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:
Black Mage attempted to be funny by writing:
A friend of mine in the Gulf sent me this.
http://www.wintersroar.com/~blackmage/Rans1.docWith these two pictures.
http://lanys.evercrest.com/user-images/1424/P2230098.jpg
http://lanys.evercrest.com/user-images/1424/P2230097.jpgProving once again, you guys are sick and twisted. ;P
Take care, Sage.
One of the MPs gave me a wanted poster they made after someone absconded with their stuffed Cookie Monster mascot. [ 02-28-2003: Message edited by: T. E. Bloodsage ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
It's good to hear from you!
quote:
Drysart's fortune cookie read:
Holy smokes. Take care of yourself, Sage. Don't skip too many meals, with hours like that you need all the nutrition you can get.
Heh. My problem is the opposite--life tends to revolve around the chow hall. . .and Army food is so nutritional. 
Lots of free food + boredom + hectic work schedule + no time to work out = recipe for disaster
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Take care of yourself, Sage.
quote:
T. E. Bloodsage had this to say about Captain Planet:
I requested a tall Norwegian blonde girl with expert massage skills, but they put me with an Army Special Forces guy instead.
Silly puppy!
Don't you know by now you're supposed to ask for the OPPOSITE of what you want??
If you had of asked for a Special Forces guy, you'd have gotten the Norwegian Blonde with special massage skills.
Personally, I'm kinda wondering about the whole "convert a shipping container into a small dorm room thing too... I mean... shipping containers are metal... you're located somewhere that involves sand and copious amounts of heat... heat and metal = not very comfy for sleeping...
What were they thinkin'??
Anyways, take care big fella. We'd miss your insights and discipline on the boards if anything happened.
"Sic Semper Tyrannis", 'sage.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Glad you liked the jokes. I'd imagine some funny stuff is good now and again.
I'll write you again soon.
Stay as unsandy as possible.
... I just fell off my chair. Time for sleep!
Sandblasting is good for the skin. EVERYONE can benefit from that rugged, "scored by acid" look!
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Tron:
Glad to hear from you, Sage. I may get around to e-mailing you, although probably not for a bit since I'm one of the ones affected by "that sort of thing" at work.
I still you anyway.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
