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Topic: Evercrest Superlatives 2003
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-27-2003 03:08:50 AM
I was studying for tomorrow's midterms today, (Read: Procrastinating and reading my high school year books), and I found the superlative I "won." It was, Most likely to marry someone from an internet chatroom.

I thought it might be fun if we came up with 20ish rediculous ones and then gave them out.

Ferrel!
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-27-2003 03:12:31 AM
I vote myself most likely to be the root cause for the destruction of all mankind.

I'm a bastard like that.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-27-2003 03:16:41 AM
Most likely to be jailed for wiping his ass on someone's pillow. That's me to a 'T'.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-27-2003 03:19:46 AM
I vote myself Most Likely to lead a mass suicide.

Kool-Aid is tasty.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-27-2003 03:20:19 AM
quote:
Nicole stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I vote myself Most Likely to lead a mass suicide.

Kool-Aid is tasty.


Just make sure YOU don't drink the Kool-Aid first.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-27-2003 03:21:47 AM
Well, I figured we'd come up with them first, then vote!

Giving yourself one is kinda... silly.

Ferrel!
nem-x
posted 02-27-2003 03:21:55 AM
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-27-2003 03:22:20 AM
Mine will be green.

Theirs will be red.

Mine will have LSD.

Theirs, cyanide.

Just one more bit of evidence that lime > everthing.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Lashanna
noob
posted 02-27-2003 03:25:25 AM
Again, like the Celebrity threads... I'm bad at analyzing myself,

I'd like to vote Azizza "Least Likely To Become Secretary of Defense (We Hope)"

[ 02-27-2003: Message edited by: Lashanna ]

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-27-2003 03:31:16 AM
quote:
Lashanna said this about your mom:

I'd like to vote Azizza "Least Likely To Become Secretary of Defense (We Hope)"

Much better!

Ferrel!
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-27-2003 03:31:41 AM
Lashanna... hm.

"Most Likely to run off with a biker named Mad Dog"



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-27-2003 03:32:43 AM
I nominate Parcelan for the "most likely to use this venue to hurl insults at <insert random member...into your butt LOLOLOL>"
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Lashanna
noob
posted 02-27-2003 03:36:26 AM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Pirotess:
Lashanna... hm.

"Most Likely to run off with a biker named Mad Dog"


...I don't get it...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-27-2003 03:40:24 AM
I nominate Maradon most likely to invest in oil.

[ 02-27-2003: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-27-2003 04:43:44 AM
I agree with Ferrel. Let's make them up, THEN nominate.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-27-2003 06:03:16 AM
Most Evil

Most Likely to Get Blown Up In A Horrible Accident of Their Own Making

Cutest (non-sexual)

Most Likely To Boink Karnaj's Mom

Biggest Warhawking Conservative

Biggest Bedwetting Liberal

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-27-2003 08:45:17 AM
Rosaline: "Most likely to fall asleep while having sex."


nem-x is "Most likely to set us up the bomb."

And now I'm bored.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Lashanna
noob
posted 02-27-2003 12:09:11 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Lenny wrote:
Rosaline: "Most likely to fall asleep while having sex."


Silly Len. Sleeping is for before and after sex, not during.
Besides, I donÂ’t think the other person would complain too much.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-27-2003 12:12:40 PM
quote:
Lashanna said this about your mom:
Silly Len. Sleeping is for before and after sex, not during.
Besides, I donÂ’t think the other person would complain too much.

What? If you fell asleep? I'd sure as hell complain if my girlfriend fell asleep.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-27-2003 12:12:43 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Captain Planet:
Besides, I donÂ’t think the other person would complain too much.

Maybe I'm weird, but I'd perfer my partner not sleeping.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 02-27-2003 12:13:45 PM
Most Evil:
Mort

Most Likely to Get Blown Up In A Horrible Accident of Their Own Making:
Ja Deth

Cutest (non-sexual)
Zephy or aury. Sorry it is a tie.

Most Likely To Boink Karnaj's Mom:
Karnaj

Biggest Warhawking Conservative
Me or Sage by most peoples reconing.

Biggest Bedwetting Liberal
Drysart or ZaYeth(I think) I always just see the Za.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-27-2003 12:19:23 PM
...
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 02-27-2003 12:29:18 PM
Most likely to overdose on sugar: Lazzay

Most likely to get a perfect at a shooting range without ever picking up a gun: Nem-X

Most likely to have the Marines seek them out after viewing their BF1942 records: Tie between Suchii and Nem

Most likely to have thirty-eight girlfriends by the time they hit 23: Red Mage

Will come up with more after I return from my two labs this afternoon. A 3-hour psych lab and an hour-long Japanese lab...ugh.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
nem-x
posted 02-27-2003 12:40:44 PM
Most likely to become a millionaire.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-27-2003 02:57:09 PM
Most delusional: Tie between RIG and Nicole

Most likely to get assraped by bikers: Ja`Deth

Most likely male to have a period: Azizza

Most likely to be blown up by North Korea: Kennatsu

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-27-2003 03:17:05 PM
Most likely to prove there is life beyond brain-death = Ruvyen.
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 02-27-2003 04:27:00 PM
Most likely to succeed.

Oh, and Rosaline, your sigpic is indecent.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Lashanna
noob
posted 02-27-2003 04:32:15 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mr.Crabs Loves His Money wrote:

Oh, and Rosaline, your sigpic is indecent.

...Care to defend your position?

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-27-2003 04:34:58 PM
Faint shadowing off a nipple. Been over this before, if I remember right.

And I haven't seen RIG in a while... or just haven't been paying attention. SO I'm a most something! Vwee!

I take my pride where I can get it.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 02-27-2003 04:36:39 PM
quote:
Mr.Crabs Loves His Money had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Oh, and Rosaline, your sigpic is indecent.

I think this will solve your problem.

Lashanna
noob
posted 02-27-2003 04:41:58 PM
Tsk, Nicole...

That's not a nipple.

Anatomy is your friend.

Seriously, if you have a problem with it by now, and if your boss can see a 2x4 pixel of an areola, you're working under extreme conditions that shouldn't influence any portion of the remainder of the boards.

In other words, if you have a problem with it... I'm sick of it, go to Hell, you stupid fuck.

^__^
[Edit]: Oh, and for the record: Yes, we HAVE been over this before.

[ 02-27-2003: Message edited by: Lashanna ]

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 02-27-2003 05:01:33 PM
Most likely to be banned for no reason

Best (_|_)

Most likely to ask questions that make you go "WTFY?"

Most likely to get drunk on self-made cocktails

Most likely to overuse the "Politics" tag




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 02-27-2003 05:06:44 PM
Most likely to go on a homicidal rampage

Most likely to marry Jessica Rabbit

Most likely to end up in a comic book

Most likely to knock out a city powergrid

Least likely to ever get some

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-27-2003 05:09:13 PM
Most likely to succeed as a meglomaniac?



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-27-2003 07:16:52 PM
Most likely to get too big for his britches and end up beaten to a pulp in a dark alleyway by higher mammals: Parcelan
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 02-27-2003 07:19:33 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Most likely to get too big for his britches and end up beaten to a pulp in a dark alleyway by higher mammals: Parcelan


COMEDY GOLD!!
*rolls on floor laughing*




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-27-2003 07:36:56 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about dark elf butts:
I haven't seen RIG in a while... or just haven't been paying attention. SO I'm a most something! Vwee!

I take my pride where I can get it.


How could you not see me? I'm over here!

And WHY am I most delusional?!?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-27-2003 07:46:32 PM
Oh, and Rosaline, your sigpic is decent.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-27-2003 08:04:15 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
How could you not see me? I'm over here!

And WHY am I most delusional?!?


Because you keep thinking and stating that you're things you're not.

Like evil or a smartass.

hey
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 02-27-2003 08:10:07 PM
Most likely to show nipple.

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