In this thread, you are all Blindy McBlinderson

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Blindy

Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!

posted 02-27-2003 12:33:57 AM

Ok, GO!

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.

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sigeA ihpleD

.raewrednu ruoy tuoba gnihtynA .gnihtyna em ksA .elcaro ehT .thgir s'tahT .ihpleD

posted 02-27-2003 12:34:27 AM

NO.

.tniop doog ylriaf a edam ihpleD :hteD
.tniop yreve no tcerroc %001 si ihpleD :suiraD

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Monica

I've got an owie on my head :(

posted 02-27-2003 12:35:01 AM

*gets drunk*

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Teagan

Patron Deity of Ramen

posted 02-27-2003 12:36:28 AM

*scoots around dragging his butt on the floor, leaving a brown streak on the carpet*

"Hey guy, need a light?"

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Drysart

Pancake

posted 02-27-2003 12:36:47 AM

Omg guys I just bought a new P4! omg1

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Vorbis

Vend-A-Goat

posted 02-27-2003 12:36:52 AM

*tenticles all the guys in the thread*

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King Parcelan

Chicken of the Sea

posted 02-27-2003 01:03:00 AM

ok so as you all kno id been having some girl problems thes past few days. this one girl came up and told me to stop stalkin her so i jizzed on her face

i think im gona call her tomorrow

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Steven Steve

posted 02-27-2003 01:06:32 AM

So I've been considering dating this girl but she cheated on my friend and I don't want to date a person like that... Humans only fall in love because of hormones, and those hormones tell humans to have sex, so any kind of intimate relationship is really pretty stupid without sex, but we all like to pretend it's not.

I added that last part in

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 02-27-2003 01:10:19 AM

*ahem*

Duhhhh, I'm Blindy! I copied someone else's thread idea! I'm clever! DUUHHHHUHUHH!!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 02-27-2003 02:41:46 AM

My dick is so big, it has its own congressman.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beer.

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Blindy

Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!

posted 02-27-2003 09:07:34 AM

quote:
Karnaj enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
My dick is so big, it has its own congressman.

That's the shit!

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.

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Khyron

Hello, my mushy friend...

posted 02-27-2003 01:09:13 PM

So in this thread, I'm blindy?

Wow. My penis just inflated to the size of a beach ball, and my brain just shriveled to the size of a pea.

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis

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Blindy

Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!

posted 02-27-2003 01:35:06 PM

quote:
Khyron had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
So in this thread, I'm blindy?
Wow. My penis just inflated to the size of a beach ball, and my brain just shriveled to the size of a pea.

My penis is more cylindrical in shape than spherical.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.

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