We, frankly, have had quite enough of this person trying to destroy our organization. The time to act has come.
We have recently recieved clearance from Drysart to begin the assault on this person. No doubt their actions sicken him as much they do us.
You'll notice we have named no names. We're giving those moving against us a chance to give up their futile plight and get out of our way.
They cannot hope to stand up to us.
We extend apologies that this post had to be made; we consider ourselves peaceful and just, but not to the point that we will allow others to campaign for our destruction.
We wish you all good tidings and hope this will not go into a deeper conflict.
On behalf of FOMAC, thank you and goodnight. [ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: Don Parcelan ]
I find these quite effective for dealing with problems as legal-looking as possible...
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Nicole stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
*offers brainwashing helmets*I find these quite effective for dealing with problems as legal-looking as possible...
You cannot have victories if no one remembers the battles.
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Honegger had this to say about Robocop:
You cannot have victories if no one remembers the battles.
Private victories are all the sweeter.
Ignorant, unwashed masses! Pay no attention to these naysayers! These... blasphemers! Embrace us! To deny the rightousness that is FOMAC is to deny your very being. For we are the ones who seek to guide you to the places you need to be..
The future.
FOMAC pays no heed to idle jealousy, although it's existence saddens us, but when the idle and jealous become the hateful, corrupting, and destructive.
That is when FOMAC the bringer of peace and life must become FOMAC the flaming sword of justice!
Ozius
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Check out the big brain on Ozimander!
What does "F.O.M.A.C." stand for?
FOMAC stands for justice, peace and the good of the people.
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Don Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
FOMAC stands for justice, peace and the good of the people.
Except we are not JP&tGOtP, we are FOMAC, which symbolizes such
Cringes in anticipation
Ozius
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Ozimander had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I suspected such an answer. I mean each individual letter. What does each letter stand for, much like S.C.U.B.A stands for something that no one really cars about, like the Mormons.However, I digress. Now then, what does each letter stand for.Cringes in anticipation
Ozius
Such is not for you to know...yet.
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Don Parcelan was naked while typing this:
Such is not for you to know...yet.
Translation: They lost the little slip of paper where they wrote it down. They'll tell you just as soon as they find it again.
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Translation: They lost the little slip of paper where they wrote it down. They'll tell you just as soon as they find it again.
Yes. I mean no. of course not.
Ozius
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Ozimander had this to say about dark elf butts:
Goes on the search for the slip of paper, Indian Jones style, beeotch!Ozius
Harrison Ford with a headdress and tomahawk, muttering about buffaloes as he swings on his whip?
Odd.
Stereotypes are fun.
In time, however, the seriousness of the situation was revealed to me. Sadly, the time has come for FOMAC to stand up for itself. The infidels have gone to far.
It is with great hesitation and sadness that FOMAC must do this, as FOMAC is an organization that is founded on peace. However, recent events have shown that peace must be backed by force if necessary, and a strong hand may be needed in this situation.
The full weight of my organization will do whatever it takes to return to business as usual.
FOMAC will continue to stand up for truth, justice, and a good MLT.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
You unwashed people have no clue. Join up to the good team before everything is thrown down.
You unwashed people have no clue. Join up to the good team before everything is thrown down.
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Frog's account was hax0red to write:
We sure are scared of people who can't even make a post without screwing up!
[ 02-26-2003: Message edited by: Lenny ]
I'm quite scared of a register biscuit. What are you going to do, not give me my 37 cents in change?
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From the book of Lenny, chapter 3, verse 16:
I'm quite scared of a register biscuit. What are you going to do, not give me my 37 cents in change?
I'm a six foot three, 250 pound former football playing register biscuit who lifts weights for fun and can get his hands on guns with no seriel numbers.
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Frog wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm a six foot three, 250 pound former football playing register biscuit who lifts weights for fun and can get his hands on guns with no seriel numbers.
College or high school?
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A sleep deprived Frog stammered:
High School. I never went to college. Yet.
Hey, I'm 6'3'', former football playing, black belt in American tae kwon do crazy person!
I can't really match the gun part. Don't tell me you can ACTUALLY do that...
that'd be creepy :-(
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Lenny spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I can't really match the gun part. Don't tell me you can ACTUALLY do that...that'd be creepy :-(
Neighbor a few buildings down is a good friend and used to be a field agent for the FBI. He's got two or three "throwaway" guns.
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Frog painfully thought these words up:
Neighbor a few buildings down is a good friend and used to be a field agent for the FBI. He's got two or three "throwaway" guns.
So your friend, the former FBI agent got some "throwaway guns" to... umm, help me out on this one. Why does someone who works for an official Federal Agency need guns which cannot be traced back to their owner?
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Tarquinn Model 2000 was programmed to say:
So your friend, the former FBI agent got some "throwaway guns" to... umm, help me out on this one. Why does someone who works for an official Federal Agency need guns which cannot be traced back to their owner?
Most career cops, in the US, have untraceable back up guns. I don't know about in Germany.
Edit: Not that I was serious about EVER going to him to try to "borrow" one. [ 02-26-2003: Message edited by: Frog ] I'm not a violent person!
To kill someone and get away with it?
Am I missing something?
Though you might want to make it someone you know! [ 02-26-2003: Message edited by: Frog ] I honestly don't know why they have them. I once asked a cop I know about them and he just told me, "Just in case, although they never get used."
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Lenny had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Hey, I'm 6'3'', former football playing, black belt in American tae kwon do crazy person!I can't really match the gun part. Don't tell me you can ACTUALLY do that...
that'd be creepy :-(
Did you forget about the 300+ lb. former high school and college football player who is part of FOMAC?
*stands next to Snoota and smiles* [ 02-26-2003: Message edited by: Gydfather ]
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
...but I can make you feel really bad about yourself.
Point is: the 'F' in FOMAC does not stand for 'Fuck with us'.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
