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Topic: I duel you all!
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 02:04:39 PM
*sings "It's A Small World After All*


Do you accept the duel?? *slaps your face*

Choose your jingle or theme song!

Suddar
posted 02-23-2003 02:06:18 PM
This is the sooooong that never ends!

It goes on and on, my friends!

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 02:09:40 PM
HAH!

Do do do dit doo INSPECTOR GADGET! Do do do dit doooo!!!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-23-2003 02:10:19 PM
What was that one song in the Mel Brooks parody of Vertigo? You know, the one that played on the radio of that one guy's car and he couldn't turn it off or escape the car so it caused his brain to rupture.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 02:11:59 PM
hah I have no idea!

choose your weapon or be run through!!!!

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 02-23-2003 02:15:56 PM
"Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. It started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship..."
Yuri
posted 02-23-2003 02:16:16 PM
Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-23-2003 02:18:28 PM
In that case, I choose:

~Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me;
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too;
I love to hear you oralise;
When I'm inbetween your thighs, you blow me away!

Sit on my face, and let my hips embrace you;
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly;
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine;
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play, we'll be blown away!
~

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Steven Steve
posted 02-23-2003 02:19:34 PM
I choose the level 1 song from Doom 2!!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 02:20:56 PM
AHA OHO!!!!!

I counter you all with...

*starts singing the meow mix commercial*

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuri
posted 02-23-2003 02:27:32 PM
quote:
How.... The Nae (tm).... uughhhhhh:
AHA OHO!!!!!

I counter you all with...

*starts singing the meow mix commercial*

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THAT IS WRONG!

It goes:

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

MEOW MEOW MEOW!

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 02:28:53 PM
I sang the remix.

Suddar
posted 02-23-2003 02:30:35 PM
I love the fishes cuz they're soooooo delicious! The snack that smiles back, before you bite their heads off~
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-23-2003 02:32:26 PM
*leckie sings, "HEY! YOU! Get offa my cloud!"*
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 02-23-2003 02:32:47 PM
I heard this one song once that went like,

dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum

Goma
Pancake
posted 02-23-2003 02:33:35 PM
He is a fighting robot! *da da da dun!* Megaman!
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 02:34:10 PM
okay ow.. I think leckie and suddar wounded me!


*Bouncing here and there and everywhere...

They are the gummy beeaaaarrrsss!

Suddar
posted 02-23-2003 02:34:14 PM
quote:
Someone Else said this about your mom:
I heard this one song once that went like,

dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum


And thne it was like, "dum dum dum dum dum dudalup dum dum dum dum dum dum"

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 02:39:42 PM
*whistles the Cantina song from Star Wars*
Grendel
Pancake
posted 02-23-2003 02:41:07 PM
*Busts out One Million Miles Away from the Jetta comercial*
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-23-2003 02:45:39 PM
"Big kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks.. tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs.. Armour Hot Dogs.. the dogs..kids..love.. tooooooooooooooooooo...... buy!!!"

[ 02-23-2003: Message edited by: Jajahotep ]

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 02:56:25 PM
I don't wanna grow up! I'm a ToysRUs kid! There's so many toys at ToysRUs that I can play with!

TAKE THAT!

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-23-2003 02:56:53 PM
My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R.
My bologna has a second name, it's M E Y E R....

Or

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner that is what I truly wish to be....

[ 02-23-2003: Message edited by: Trent ]

Maradon!
posted 02-23-2003 02:57:57 PM
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
*the music fades into the song*

...always look on the bright side of life!
whistle

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

whistle
Come on!

other start to join in
Always look on the bright side of life...
whistle

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
whistle

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 02:59:51 PM
*binds wounds*
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 03:34:36 PM
How nice.. someone voted this thread crap.

/shrug

I thought it was a fun thing to do.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-23-2003 03:38:51 PM
*inspects his weapons carefully, the way a golfer inspects clubs, and then chooses the Really Evil Boss theme from CT*

Dun-nuh-nuh-nuh, NUH NUH! Nuh nuhnuhnuhnuh nuh! Nuh nuh, nuh nuhnuhnuhnuhnuh nuh! Nuh nuh, nuh nuhnuhnuhnuh, nuh nuh, nuhnuhnuhnuh...

Du du du du, dudududu, dudududu! Dududu, dududu, dududu! Dududu (bleebibly bleebibly bleeb) dudududu, dududududu, DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU....




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 02-23-2003 03:44:07 PM
Fish heads, fish heads
Rolly polly fish head
Fish head, fish heads
Eat them up, yum.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 02-23-2003 03:55:00 PM
Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile
From ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk
For ninety-nine years
Don't do it now
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

I had a cousin who came from Vermont
Next thing I know, that cousin was gone
Truck driver saw him picking up Hitchhiker Joe
Now his spleen's on the sidewalk helping flowers grow

Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile
From ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk
For ninety-nine years
Don't do it now
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

My best friend Eddie called from L.A.
Said we'd have dinner later that day
I've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunch
My poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch

Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile
From ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk
For ninety-nine years
Don't do it now
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Hitchhiker Joe ain't no vegetarian
If you see him on the highway
Steer clear of him
He got a knife in his sock
And a razor up his sleeve
And a chainsaw in his pack
And he's gonna make you bleed, yeah, yeah
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

My girfriend Lois called from Talahassee
She picked up that dude at the Spam factory
That was the last time that I saw her smile
My best advice is don't eat Spam for a while

Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile
From ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk
For ninety-nine years
Don't do it now
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Don't pick up (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Hitchhiker Joe (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
He'll slit your throat (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
And cut off your big toe
He'll make you smile (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
From ear to ear (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
Gonna lock you in a trunk (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
For ninety-nine years
Don't do it now
Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
He'll slit your throat (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
And cut off your big toe (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
He'll make you smile (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
From ear to ear (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
Gonna lock you in a trunk (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
For ninety-na-na-na-na-na-na-na now (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Do-ooh-ooh-n't (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
Pick up (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
Hitchhiker (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
He got to cut off your big, your big, your big (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
He'll make you smile (Bom, bom, bom, bom)
From ear to ear (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Gonna lock you

diadem
eet bugz
posted 02-23-2003 04:03:12 PM
*plops in megadeth's version of Duke Nukem Theme*
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-23-2003 04:08:03 PM
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam.. oh wonderful spam.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-23-2003 04:08:41 PM
*counters yet again!!! this time with the Electric SLIDE! *
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-23-2003 04:14:55 PM
The ostrich and the egret
Had a very fine flat to let.
Figurine hutch, no the place wasn't much, but they
Got a peacock.
His belongings were meager but,
He was pretty, would bring good luck.
They would sing songs all aroung the piano and
Do the cakewalk.
He would say what he's gonna do.
He would say what he wanted to.
Ostrich and egret were filled with regret, but the
Rent's well worth him.
He felt things that they'd never felt.
Like the slap of a feather belt.
So till they sat by the fireplace silent.
A chill ran through them.
Ostrich and egret and peacock had very small dreams.
Picturing them just reminded them of calendar scenes.
Nobody's laughing when everyone's weeping, it seems.
So that's how we quit the forest.
The scene wasn't what it used to be.
The scene is never what it used to be.
So, that's how we quit the forest.
The scene wasn't what it used to be.
The scene is never what it used to be.
So, that's how we quit the forest


Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 02-23-2003 04:43:58 PM
*ahems*

`/o Every sperm is sacred... every sperm is pure... should a sperm be wasted, God gets quite irrate... `/o

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 02-23-2003 04:47:43 PM
o/Rainbow Brite
See the shining light
Yes I'm gonna take ya to Rainbow Brite
Starlite flies
Right before your eyes
And rainbow colors will cheer you up
Magic Light
Gonna take you for a ride...
/o

*engages in the duel!*

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 02-23-2003 05:03:01 PM
Dooooo Virgins taste better than those who are not?

(I am weak.)

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-23-2003 05:08:40 PM
Well listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed...
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-23-2003 05:21:10 PM
Love, exciting and new, come aboard, were expecting you....
The Curman
Pancake
posted 02-23-2003 05:24:04 PM
Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together
Brighter than a lucky penny
When you're near the rain goes, disappears, and I feel fine
Just to know that you are mine

My life is sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows
That's how this refrain goes
So come on and join in, everybody
Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 02-23-2003 05:36:43 PM
I feel like chicken tonight.
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