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Topic: Hmm...
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-19-2003 04:44:57 PM
I never knew...

And I really don't know if I have anything to add...

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 02-19-2003 07:38:47 PM
What the fuck.
Maradon!
posted 02-19-2003 07:40:03 PM
quote:
President Bush and his extremist allies have launched a war on condoms. Unless you help, millions of men and women will be at risk as a result of the president's anti-condom agenda.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA!

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-19-2003 07:44:26 PM
quote:
Maradon XP had this to say about Knight Rider:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-19-2003 07:46:34 PM
You know a condom can hold almost six quarts of milk?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 02-19-2003 07:50:35 PM
I made a balloon animal out of a condom once. I made it into the shape of a wiener dog.

[ 02-19-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

Mightion Defensor
posted 02-19-2003 08:07:07 PM
quote:
Karnaj stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
You know a condom can hold almost six quarts of milk?

That would have to be one hot looking woman... oh, you said milk. Never mind.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-19-2003 08:10:29 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about John Romero:
That would have to be one hot looking woman... oh, you said milk. Never mind.

Sounds like an experiment is in order!

Burger
BANNED!
posted 02-19-2003 11:41:07 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Don Parcelan:
Sounds like an experiment is in order!

I have 3 in my survival kit (unlubricated, latex). If you take your shirt off, knot the cuff, and use the sleeve as a support for the condom, you can hold 6 quarts (litres) of liquid without the condom breaking. Without the shirt acting as a support, you probably won't make over a pint or two without tearing it...

So, use a support for it.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

madolin
Pancake
posted 02-19-2003 11:54:05 PM
That's awesome! *evil grin*
Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out smart each other...
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-20-2003 02:56:19 AM
If you really want to reduce the spread of AIDS in Africa you gotta give them recreational alternatives to sex, like porn.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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