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Topic: Bad joke!
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 02-17-2003 11:00:08 PM
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he
hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a
headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827.

Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being
played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to
return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has
changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece,
it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music
scholar.

When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again
backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the
reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the
5th.

By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the
grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.

Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.

Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously.

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He's decomposing!!!
Feed my hungry soul.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 02-17-2003 11:01:18 PM
Yuo = Laem.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
nem-x
posted 02-17-2003 11:03:44 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAARAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-17-2003 11:04:16 PM
ERROR: rimshot.wav not found.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 02-18-2003 12:27:44 AM
Hahaha
*lurk*
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 02-18-2003 12:33:01 AM
HAHAHAH! i got it right!
OMG IM SO COOL...

ok well.. that didnt last..

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-18-2003 01:31:51 AM
that's just..... wrong...
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