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Topic: Valentine Me, Baby!
Doctor Lea
Pancake
posted 02-13-2003 11:11:00 PM
Hiya all!
I am sad, I need a Valentine because my roommates are making fun of me. Please someone ask me out for a drink or something before they tie me down to a bed and commit acts of dirty lesbianic porn on me!
...Yes, that is a BAD thing! ::sticks out her tongue::
There is a fine line between cute and evil...
I use it to play four-square! ^_^
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-13-2003 11:11:36 PM
..

Sorry, but no.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 02-13-2003 11:11:58 PM
who are you? the pink hurts my eyes.

[ 02-13-2003: Message edited by: aurywoof ]

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-13-2003 11:13:09 PM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-13-2003 11:13:45 PM
Tempting.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 02-13-2003 11:13:54 PM
quote:
aurywoof probably says this to all the girls:
who are you?

You make it sounds like it matters!

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 02-13-2003 11:13:57 PM
quote:
aurywoof spewed forth this undeniable truth:
who are you? the pink hurts my eyes.

http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=040168

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-13-2003 11:15:45 PM
I'm sorry, I'm a big prude.

Break me!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 02-13-2003 11:16:36 PM
No.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-13-2003 11:16:48 PM
quote:
Nicole thought about the meaning of life:
I'm sorry, I'm a big prude.

Break me!


Breaks Nicole

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-13-2003 11:19:13 PM
Ow. That hurt far more than I would imagine.

*searches about for the funky-colored hot pink glue*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 02-13-2003 11:19:48 PM
quote:
Nwist, Baby enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=040168


I see.

pwned again.
and again.

[ 02-13-2003: Message edited by: aurywoof ]

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-13-2003 11:22:04 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about pies:
Ow. That hurt far more than I would imagine.

*searches about for the funky-colored hot pink glue*


Bah. Nobody said which part, or how much.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-13-2003 11:23:04 PM
quote:
aurywoof thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I see.

pwned again.


*points and laughs*

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-13-2003 11:25:29 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Delphi Aegis!
Bah. Nobody said which part, or how much.

You didn't have to tear it right off! You do know how bloody difficult it is to glue back on, hell, it's hard enough to find the proper glue. I have to settle for purple. PURPLE! NOT A PROPER VALENTINE'S COLOR, MISTER!

*waves the bloody appendage around*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-13-2003 11:26:22 PM
To hell = With you
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-14-2003 12:30:41 AM
quote:
ArmyOf1000Faeries had this to say about Knight Rider:
Hiya all!
I am sad, I need a Valentine because my roommates are making fun of me. Please someone ask me out for a drink or something before they tie me down to a bed and commit acts of dirty lesbianic porn on me!
...Yes, that is a BAD thing! ::sticks out her tongue::

Hey, I dont have a valentine either! So we are like, equal, or somethin.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-14-2003 01:00:33 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Nicole!
I have to settle for purple. PURPLE! NOT A PROPER VALENTINE'S COLOR, MISTER!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-14-2003 03:14:03 AM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You didn't have to tear it right off! You do know how bloody difficult it is to glue back on, hell, it's hard enough to find the proper glue. I have to settle for purple. PURPLE! NOT A PROPER VALENTINE'S COLOR, MISTER!

*waves the bloody appendage around*



Man I hope he didn't break off a boob or something. That would be just too weird.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mightion Defensor
posted 02-14-2003 12:08:49 PM
I passed on reading this thread yesterday.

Prolly should have passed it by again.

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 02-14-2003 12:26:16 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Robocop:
Hey, I dont have a valentine either! So we are like, equal, or somethin.



Someone tied you to a bed and committed acts of lesbian sex on you??!!??

http://www.bloodfin.net
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-14-2003 01:49:07 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler had this to say about Optimus Prime:

Someone tied you to a bed and committed acts of lesbian sex on you??!!??

Damn.

That could be fun, its too bad im not really female *cry*

Maybe they would and I could watch?

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