If Colin Powell were an Ec'er, the presentation might have gone like this:

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Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant

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posted 02-06-2003 07:57:13 PM

Powell: Security Council of the the UN, it is imperative we take action against the asshat regime of Iraq. Saddam Hussein is clearly being a fucktard by not being up front with the weapons inspectors. By not enforcing sanction 1441, we are made to look like cocktoads to the world.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether -Hunter S. Thompson

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 02-06-2003 08:03:17 PM

You're trying too hard.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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King Parcelan

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