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Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 02-06-2003 06:47:19 PM
To the tune of hokey-pokey!

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's “pre-emptive non-aggression“, bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me,
'Cos it's all the proof I need,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-06-2003 06:49:12 PM
Lame.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 02-06-2003 06:50:43 PM
I can't get it out of my head now.

Fool me 7 times, shame on you. Fool me 8 or more times, shame on me.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-06-2003 06:51:42 PM
quote:
Kegwen's fortune cookie read:
Lame.

Bit sensetive are we?

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 02-06-2003 06:53:03 PM
I can't make the lyrics fit the tune!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-06-2003 06:53:48 PM
I found it amusing.

Yet somehow I am not a liberal and not all that against fighting.

Wowie!

Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 02-06-2003 07:04:35 PM
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-06-2003 07:10:03 PM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I found it amusing.

Yet somehow I am not a liberal and not all that against fighting.

Wowie!


Holy shit. How can that be?

Suddar
posted 02-06-2003 07:12:36 PM
I dunno, personally I think political humor is pretty lame in general.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 02-06-2003 07:24:05 PM
quote:
Azureus thought about the meaning of life:
LOOK!!! BOMB THEM!!!

That is the most retarded thing ever

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 02-06-2003 07:32:07 PM
How about... from now on.. Bush supporters just dont read anything I post...
Nina
posted 02-06-2003 07:35:21 PM
I don't support any party, and I still found it damn lame
madolin
Pancake
posted 02-06-2003 07:35:39 PM
Well i thought it was fuuny.
Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out smart each other...
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 02-06-2003 07:37:38 PM
quote:
Tier had this to say about Duck Tales:
I don't support any party, and I still found it damn lame

Honesty is good..

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-06-2003 07:43:41 PM
How come the people who tend to be the most convinced they're right, also react the strongest to any slight opposition of their opinions?
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 02-06-2003 07:45:28 PM
Huh?

Disagree all you like.. however, STAY ON TOPIC, and post something making fun of the anti-war folks.. Dont just say "Lame" BE CREATIVE.

Skaw
posted 02-06-2003 07:49:41 PM
quote:
Azureus had this to say about the Spice Girls:
How about... from now on.. Bush supporters just dont read anything I post...

Bush has supporters?!

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 02-06-2003 07:57:54 PM
It looks more like it's to the tune "If You're Happy and You Know It"!
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-06-2003 07:58:29 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Azureus said this:
Huh?

Disagree all you like.. however, STAY ON TOPIC, and post something making fun of the anti-war folks.. Dont just say "Lame" BE CREATIVE.


Was referring to the people that can't take a single war joke.

Suddar
posted 02-06-2003 08:00:46 PM
quote:
Zaza thought about the meaning of life:
How come the people who tend to be the most convinced they're right, also react the strongest to any slight opposition of their opinions?

Just to make sure you aren't refering to me (and I hope you aren't)...I was just saying I didn't find it, or any other form of political humor, funny. Some people might and that's great. But I don't.

I don't "support Bush" but I don't really support Iraq either...more than that I don't support making fun of either of them just because it's a touchy issue. So I try not to.

But I think I was being pretty docile here with my opposition to the "song."

Gadani
U
posted 02-06-2003 08:01:09 PM
quote:
Someone Else probably says this to all the girls:
I can't make the lyrics fit the tune!
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 02-06-2003 08:01:31 PM
quote:
Lazadriel obviously shouldn't have said:
It looks more like it's to the tune "If You're Happy and You Know It"!

This one works.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 02-06-2003 08:01:57 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Robocop:
Bush has supporters?!

Two of them... After all, he's a belt and suspenders man...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-06-2003 08:03:57 PM
quote:
Suddar's fortune cookie read:
Just to make sure you aren't refering to me (and I hope you aren't)...I was just saying I didn't find it, or any other form of political humor, funny. Some people might and that's great. But I don't.

I don't "support Bush" but I don't really support Iraq either...more than that I don't support making fun of either of them just because it's a touchy issue. So I try not to.

But I think I was being pretty docile here with my opposition to the "song."


I'm not.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-06-2003 08:05:18 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Lazadriel!
It looks more like it's to the tune "If You're Happy and You Know It"!

Probably because it is.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 02-06-2003 08:10:19 PM
youre right.. wrong song
Steven Steve
posted 02-06-2003 08:22:13 PM
Despite apparent popular belief, Saddam Hussein is not the devil.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Maradon!
posted 02-06-2003 08:30:11 PM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy probably says this to all the girls:
I found it amusing.

Yet somehow I am not a liberal...


Like hell you aren't!

Suddar
posted 02-06-2003 08:31:07 PM
I'm a liberal.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 02-06-2003 08:32:17 PM
I represent the Lollipop Guild Shark party.
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