Gydyon, Judge and Doomsayer of Old, I hereby conjure you forthwith to place sentence!
The accuses is Delidgamond, the Big Stupid! He has claimed no posting, but has been getting others to post for him, thereby using a medium to post anyway! I say this violates his statement.
What say you, oh Lord of Law?
Oooooommmmmmmm.
Reconsiders
Hmmm.
Frolicks about.
Oh-wee, oh. Oh-oh. Oh-wee, oh.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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A sleep deprived Karnaj stammered:
Dude, he's not even online.
Just because you cannot see him does not mean he exists! You cannot see the air, yet you breathe, stupid mortal!
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Bajah had this to say about pies:
Just because you cannot see him does not mean he exists! You cannot see the air, yet you breathe, stupid mortal!
But the air isn't going to hand down judgement to me. I renounce my faith in Gydyon! You hear me?
I RENOUNCE MY FAITH! THERE IS NO GYDYON!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Check out the big brain on Karnaj!
But the air isn't going to hand down judgement to me. I renounce my faith in Gydyon! You hear me?I RENOUNCE MY FAITH! THERE IS NO GYDYON!
Oh dear! *faints*
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Karnaj had this to say about pies:
But the air isn't going to hand down judgement to me. I renounce my faith in Gydyon! You hear me?I RENOUNCE MY FAITH! THERE IS NO GYDYON!
HERETIC! BLASPHEMER!
You will retract your renouncement or Gydyon will have you smacked down like the bitch you are.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
You sure there are enough buffalo wings, Bajah?
The Gydyon is a mighty force, and does not answer the summons for a single plate of wings...
Enough wings? [ 01-31-2003: Message edited by: Peter ]
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Karnaj had this to say about dark elf butts:
But the air isn't going to hand down judgement to me. I renounce my faith in Gydyon! You hear me?I RENOUNCE MY FAITH! THERE IS NO GYDYON!
I JUDGE THEE, KARNAJ!!! From Henceforth, your anus jokes and karnaj witticisms shall be considered unfunny by all! Note, your Gydyon is an angry and jealous Gydyon!
I have decided that wasn't blasphemous. And I wasn't gone, just setting up a mobile nick which I realize now I probably don't need.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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There was much rejoicing when Bajah said this:
*draws an arcane circle on the ground and places a platter of buffalo wings in the middle of it*Gydyon, Judge and Doomsayer of Old, I hereby conjure you forthwith to place sentence!
The accuses is Delidgamond, the Big Stupid! He has claimed no posting, but has been getting others to post for him, thereby using a medium to post anyway! I say this violates his statement.
What say you, oh Lord of Law?
I SAY THIS! Delidgamond, who is both big and stupid, has sinned most greatly against the boards! He has enagged in cheesy tactics in an attempt to prove an asinine point while still feeding his addiction to these boards! This displeases me! I would judge him and make him unfunny, but that has already been done. Instead, I sentence him to live on an island with Parcelan for two years! It shall be filmed and known as "Baldy & Prairie Dog" It will be the stupidest sitcom in history! This will serve as punishment for Parcelan as well for taking my wings! Note, your Gydyon is an angry and jealous Gydyon! [ 01-31-2003: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Gydyon has to edit too damn much. UBB pwns Gydyon. 
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about dark elf butts:
I SAY THIS:Gydyon has to edit too damn much. UBB pwns Gydyon.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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There was much rejoicing when Judge Gydyon said this:
It could be worse.... Delid could pwn you... that would be just foul...
Hasn't that 
UBB pwned everyone at one point?
Ia! Gydthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gydthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia!
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Nicole had this to say about Tron:Ia! Gydthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gydthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia!
wtf?
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Frog had this to say about dark elf butts:
I commented on this to Delidgamond in IRC last night. What the fuck is the point of not posting if you're just going to whine and moan until people post FOR you? Seriously.
This post pleases me. Frog/Snoota shall be well rewarded.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Nicole had this to say about Robocop:
*sacrifices a child to Gydyon*Ia! Gydthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gydthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia!
I laugh at this.
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Check out the big brain on Falaanla Marr!
wtf?
Its from Call of Cthulhu, by H.P. Lovecraft. The thing all the cult followers of Cthulhu chant, which the last sentence translates "In his house in R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.:
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Katrinity Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Its from Call of Cthulhu, by H.P. Lovecraft. The thing all the cult followers of Cthulhu chant, which the last sentence translates "In his house in R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.:
Thanks 
the Cthulhu part was the only part i understood
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Falaanla Marr stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
wtf?
Library time for you, young man.
And Nicole gets bonus cool points for the reference.
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I need more Chapters gift certificates...
The Shadow Over Innsmouth = rock.
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That was the collest thing I've ever seen in a national park. So very Colour out of Space-esque. And then the beach was horribly foggy, had grey sand, and stunk because of all the dead things and seaweed on it.
The Mountains of Madness in The Best of Lovecraft is also especially good, since it ties some of the other stories together quite well.
