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Frog painfully thought these words up:
He'll be dead withina year.two hours.
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Frog enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
He'll be dead within a year.
They probably put him in a maximum security Federal Prison, so I don't know if the year is accurate.
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Suchii had this to say about Robocop:
He'll be WISHING HE WERE dead withina year.two hours.
I figure that's just about how much time for him to be introduced to his cellmate 'bubba'.
(In all seriousness, I bet this guy gets solitary and goes mad.) [ 01-30-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]
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Khyron had this to say about the Spice Girls:
(In all seriousness, I bet this guy gets solitary and goes mad.)
Ever read Jailhouse Blues?
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Woody had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I think they should only provide him with pork products as his food... let the bastard send himself to hell.
toofles.
The Russians did that to those people who held that Theater hostage. They were Islamic, so the Russians buried them wrapped in pig skins, which is what the Islams do to people who have wronged them so they'll go to Hell.
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Frog had this to say about Duck Tales:
toofles.The Russians did that to those people who held that Theater hostage. They were Islamic, so the Russians buried them wrapped in pig skins, which is what the Islams do to people who have wronged them so they'll go to Hell.
See, that sends out a message. We need to do stuff like that.
He's gonna be someone's bitch.
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There was much rejoicing when Lashanna said this:
See, that sends out a message. We need to do stuff like that.
PETA would protest on behalf of the pigs who were killed to do it.
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Frog said this about your mom:
PETA would protest on behalf of the pigs who were killed to do it.
.... and who's to say these pigs weren't killed to make Bacon? 
Americans gotta eat ya know. Besides... I'm sure we could just bury them in pig shit and it would accomplish the same thing.
Wait a sec... If pigs are dirty, then what's pig shit? Dirtier than dirty? Doesn't that make being buried in pig shit a bigger insult? 
Coincidently, PETA would also protest about the pig's shit being taken from them.
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Lashanna stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
See, that sends out a message. We need to do stuff like that.
I seem to remember a conversation about this before. I think the reason we can't is because it's "unethical" and the families of the people buried in the pig skins will try to sue us or something.
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to this:
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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Aanile had this to say about Robocop:
I seem to remember a conversation about this before. I think the reason we can't is because it's "unethical" and the families of the people buried in the pig skins will try to sue us or something.
I beleive we had this conversation back when the russians announced they buried the terrorists in pigskin after the theatre hostage situation.
Sometimes I think the US is a bit too soft; this is one of the issues where I think that.
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Lashanna probably says this to all the girls:
See, that sends out a message. We need to do stuff like that.
Dear lord no - can you IMAGINE the liberal outcry?
Just when you thought thier peace-marches couldn't get any more sickening.
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Maradon XP had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Dear lord no - can you IMAGINE the liberal outcry?Just when you thought thier peace-marches couldn't get any more sickening.
I dunno.. I veiw myself as a liberal.. but hell, if the goverment wanted to do something like that, let them.
But I'm twisted like that.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Karnaj wrote:
Reid will go from this:o
to this:
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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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"You are not an enemy combatant -- you are a terrorist. You are not a soldier in any war -- you are a terrorist. To call you a soldier gives you far too much stature. You are a terrorist and we do not negotiate with terrorists. We hunt them down one by one and bring them to justice."The judge then pointed to the American flag behind him and said: "You see that flag, Mr. Reid? That's the flag of the United States of America. That flag will fly there long after this is long forgotten."
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Aanile wrote this stupid crap:
I dunno.. I veiw myself as a liberal.. but hell, if the goverment wanted to do something like that, let them.But I'm twisted like that.
You are a liberal. You are not the kind of liberal we all love to hate. The kind of liberal we all hate are the ones who think prisoners deserve the same rights as us, the ones who feel that a criminal should be treated with more respect than the victim. Those are the liberals we all love to hate.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Frog said:
Coincidently, PETA would also protest about the pig's shit being taken from them.
I found this funny.
