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Topic: I, The Big Stupid, hereby...
Oh shi...
what
posted 01-30-2003 12:26:14 AM
announce that I shall not post anymore, for the next 3 days. I shall read the boards, and maybe even use the Private Message if I have some worthwhile to say, but I shall not create, or reply to any thread.

Let's see all you people who say I create too many threads do without me!

The time right now is 12:26 AM Thursday the 30th. The next time you shall here from me will be 12:30AM Sunday, February the 1st, a full 72 hours and 4 minutes from now.

This does not hold in IRC, I shall be there still if any of you have anything to ask me.

Suddar
posted 01-30-2003 12:27:13 AM
You'll crack.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-30-2003 12:27:17 AM
Hooray?
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 01-30-2003 12:27:54 AM
Going on a trip?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-30-2003 12:28:26 AM
And the board slowdown was immediate.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-30-2003 12:28:26 AM
quote:
Honegger had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Going on a trip?

He said he'll be in IRC, so I doubt it.

edit: Plus he's trying to measure the board slowdown in his absence.

[ 01-30-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 01-30-2003 12:30:55 AM
I give him an hour. Two at the most.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-30-2003 12:32:49 AM
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Led
*kaboom*
posted 01-30-2003 12:39:36 AM
Whoever wants naked pix of me, post here!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-30-2003 12:40:48 AM
I do not want naked pix of you. Snoota buttraping Delid, now that's hot!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-30-2003 12:40:52 AM
quote:
So quoth Suchii:
Whoever wants naked pix of me, post here!

rofl

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-30-2003 12:43:11 AM
quote:
What Suchii really ment to say was:
Whoever wants Bajah to murder them in their sleep with a Black & Decker Gizmo, post here!
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-30-2003 12:45:33 AM
Tempting, but I think bajahs Ire is a tad bit more fearful than suchiis hotness
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-30-2003 12:46:14 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper impressed everyone with:
Tempting, but I think bajahs Ire is a tad bit more fearful than suchiis hotness

Suchii's hotness is fearful?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Led
*kaboom*
posted 01-30-2003 12:51:09 AM
ouch
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-30-2003 12:51:32 AM
Suchii's scary meanability + her hammer + the fact she has a car and lives a few hours away from me > any desire to see her naked.

[ 01-30-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-30-2003 12:53:27 AM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about dark elf butts:
Suchii's scary meanability + her hammer + the fact she has a car and lives a few hours away from me > any teeny tiny desire to see her naked.

It's more likely she'll drive to your place and kill you over a game of Desert Combat or something than you having seen her naked.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-30-2003 01:02:23 AM
quote:
This one time, at Suchii camp:
Whoever wants naked pix of me, post here!

*posts here.. a lot*

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-30-2003 01:45:12 AM
Normally I'd say yes to the pictures, cause I'm all in favor of nekkid women, but Bajah know where I live, so I'll say "no".
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-30-2003 01:52:07 AM
I'd rather have nekkid pictures of Bahaj!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-30-2003 02:11:57 AM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I'd rather have nekkid pictures of Bahaj!

Click HERE for a NAKED PIC OF BAJAH!

Edit: Yes, I know, I need to shave. I'm outta work, leave me alone.

[ 01-30-2003: Message edited by: Bajah ]

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-30-2003 02:13:39 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Bajah wrote:
Click HERE for a NAKED PIC OF BAJAH!

Edit: Yes, I know, I need to shave. I'm outta work, leave me alone.


The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-30-2003 02:25:19 AM
quote:
Zephyer was naked while typing this:
I'd rather have nekkid pictures of Bahaj!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-30-2003 02:29:26 AM
But I ohly have $5...
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-30-2003 02:31:55 AM
JooJoo+Paint=Comedy
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-30-2003 02:33:13 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bajah was all like:
JooJoo+Paint=Comedy

I like the biceps.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Evercrest News Network
This.... is ENN
posted 01-30-2003 02:45:01 AM
quote:
This one time, at Zephyer camp:
I'd rather have nekkid pictures of Bahaj!

Doh, Bahaj ain't around

NO ONE BREAKS NEWS LIKE WE DO!
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-30-2003 02:46:41 AM
quote:
Hajab had this to say about pies:
Doh, Bahaj ain't around

*WOKS hajab!* Gimme a break, I'm slochsed...er, sloch...sloshed!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-30-2003 01:34:37 PM
quote:
The Big Stupid thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
The time right now is 12:26 AM Thursday the 30th. The next time you shall here from me will be 12:30AM Sunday, February the 1st, a full 72 hours and 4 minutes from now.
That's only 48 hours. January doesn't have 32 days.

No, wait, the 1st of February doesn't fall on a Sunday this year. Does this mean you won't be posting for a whole year?

[ 01-30-2003: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-30-2003 01:36:45 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect had this to say about Duck Tales:
That's only 48 hours. January doesn't have 32 days.

And Feb. 1 is a Saturday.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-30-2003 01:38:02 PM
quote:
Judge Gydyon obviously shouldn't have said:
And Feb. 1 is a Saturday.
I just noticed that. February 1st 2004 falls on a Sunday though.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-30-2003 01:42:07 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect had this to say about Tron:
I just noticed that. February 1st 2004 falls on a Sunday though.

I don't think we're that lucky.

[ 01-30-2003: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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