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Topic: Things that are old and tired
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-27-2003 09:05:34 PM
1. Making sexual innuendos every time Lashanna or another known female says something totally unsexual.

"Well, I think I'll go put down some carpeting."

"OMG can I help w/ ur carpet????? "

Consequently, the Evil smilie does not make you look cool/sexy.

2. Whenever someone gets dicked over in life, referring them to Gydyon for "legal advice."

"THIS HOSTESS FRUIT PIE ISN'T REALLY ENDORSED BY CAPTAIN AMERICA!"

"GYDYON! HELP THIS POOR MAN BY SUING HOSTESS!"

Add your own!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-27-2003 09:06:05 PM
My penis.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-27-2003 09:07:10 PM
Damnit, karnaj beat me to it


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Big Rude Jake
Pancake
posted 01-27-2003 09:12:50 PM
self depreciating pols/posts made by that Burger asshole.
Look into my eyes and see that I'm smiling back.
Lashanna
noob
posted 01-27-2003 09:58:35 PM
quote:
Don Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
1. Making sexual innuendos every time Lashanna or another known female says something totally unsexual.

But what will I ever do without my schtick?!

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Skaw
posted 01-27-2003 10:00:13 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lashanna said:
But what will I ever do without my schtick?!

I can help you with your schtick

leckie don't kill me

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 01-27-2003 10:01:29 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about pies:
But what will I ever do without my schtick?!

Move on with your life and be happy. Free like a bird.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-27-2003 10:03:26 PM
If laying down some carpeting isnt sexual I dunno what is.

Something I think is old is everyone(except nem) posting pictures instead of replying mainly because that they all(excepts nems) are boring/insulting.

Nems just kickass, Unicycle on a log in a azzizza politics thread is nifty

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
nem-x
posted 01-27-2003 10:03:57 PM
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-27-2003 10:09:28 PM
Me and whining is old and tired.

I am working to stop it!


2) "I like swords". Old

3) "Timeline- plz don't ban me". Just don't do it, it's not funny

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-27-2003 10:22:49 PM
quote:
Big Rude Jake got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
self depreciating pols/posts made by that Burger asshole.

The_Burger trying to run away from his mistakes by posting as his alts.

.....

Demos
Pancake
posted 01-27-2003 10:27:00 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny had this to say about Optimus Prime:
The_Burger trying to run away from his mistakes by posting as his alts.

.....


"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-27-2003 10:27:28 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Gikkwiny said this:
The_Burger trying to run away from his mistakes by posting as his alts.

.....


Well, what would you have preferred i do? Absolutely nothing? I don't see this as running away from something so much as claiming responsibility for my actions.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-27-2003 10:29:19 PM
quote:
Verily, The Burger doth proclaim:
Well, what would you have preferred i do? Absolutely nothing? I don't see this as running away from something so much as claiming responsibility for my actions.

Post it under your main account?

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Demos
Pancake
posted 01-27-2003 10:29:49 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when The Burger wrote:
Well, what would you have preferred i do? Absolutely nothing? I don't see this as running away from something so much as claiming responsibility for my actions.

If you were trying to take responsibility, why were you trying to post as an alt

Such...contradiction....brain can't handle it.. ..*explodes*


*Hands Burger a shovel*
Keep digging.

[ 01-27-2003: Message edited by: Demos ]

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-27-2003 10:30:29 PM
Wheeeeeee

Suchandsuch > ALL (although that one seems to have died off, anyway)

Sarcasm in general. Speaking of which...

LIE
This is the best post ever! Really!
It just isn't witty. Move on, folks.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Demos
Pancake
posted 01-27-2003 10:32:14 PM
...NSFW tags for the sake of attention?

I want crude humor, durnit!

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Suddar
posted 01-27-2003 10:54:29 PM
quote:
The Burger thought about the meaning of life:
Well, what would you have preferred i do? Absolutely nothing? I don't see this as running away from something so much as claiming responsibility for my actions.

Except, with an alt.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-27-2003 11:10:27 PM
quote:
Mr. Glass obviously shouldn't have said:
Sarcasm in general.

Sarcasm will never be old and tired.

Anyway, here are my thoughs:

  • Any common reference to any form of media after it has been used approx. 6 times. Mostly pertains to quotes from characters in said media.

  • XBOX IS HUGE! LOL!!! (and all variations)

  • Threads demanding this great animation of a smilie anally ravishing a large pig be added to the current smilie line-up.
  • I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
    I posted in a title changing thread.
    posted 01-27-2003 11:10:28 PM
    People who change their nicks to something wholly and completely unrelated to their old nicks. Memorizing a person by what's in their sig or by their title is annoying.
    Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
    "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
    *Also Lyinar's attack panda

    sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
    I posted in a title changing thread.
    posted 01-27-2003 11:12:53 PM
    quote:
    JooJooFlop was naked while typing this:
  • XBOX IS HUGE! LOL!!! (and all variations)

  • whoa bad post! bad! must edit!

    [ 01-27-2003: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]

    Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
    "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
    *Also Lyinar's attack panda

    sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

    Karnaj
    Road Warrior Queef
    posted 01-28-2003 12:03:03 AM
    quote:
    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about (_|_):
    People who change their nicks to something wholly and completely unrelated to their old nicks. Memorizing a person by what's in their sig or by their title is annoying.

    The exception being, of course, if I ever changed my nick to Anus McGee, because that would be an improvement!

    How could it not be? I mean, come on! Instant hilarity!

    [ 01-28-2003: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

    That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

    Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



    Beer.

    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 01-28-2003 12:16:20 AM
    Anus McGee sort of limits the suspects, too.
    Gydyon
    Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
    posted 01-28-2003 12:18:41 AM
    No, Parce, you've got me all wrong. I love it when people ask me if they can sue that guy for being short or whatever. It brings meaning to my shallow existence.


    Seriously, though, if it's a real problem I am generally happy to help in PMs or on IRC.

    Gydyon
    Evercrest Lawyer

    Thinking about your posts
    (and billing you for it) since 2001

    Ryuujin
    posted 01-28-2003 12:21:45 AM
    Democracy
    Steven Steve
    posted 01-28-2003 12:27:29 AM
    Lenlalron.
    "Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
    - Grawbad, Battle.net forums

    "Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
    - Silvast, Battle.net forums

    Arrenn Lightblade
    Yes. Yes he is.
    posted 01-28-2003 12:43:30 AM
    Me aem smert!

    [ 01-28-2003: Message edited by: Arrenn Lightblade ]

    Arrenn Lightblade
    Yes. Yes he is.
    posted 01-28-2003 12:44:00 AM
    quote:
    Arrenn Lightblade thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
    Crude humor. It is funny, to a point. Asking that Fap smilies be added or how best to store sperm is not my idea of funny. If it gets you going, fine, good, whatever floats your boat. I for one am tired of that.

    Being rude. I admit, some times, people can be funny. I like to see a brutal joke, because assholes are funny. However, it seems it has gotten to the point where it is just stupid. Some people can, and should do it. Parcelan is one funny asshole. I mean, he can cross the line, and he can be serious, but mostly he is like a flaming ass. You just have to laugh at that. But the rest of you are about as funny as a fart in a space suit.

    "I didn't read it, but..." Man, these annoy me. If you didn't bother to read what the person to the time to write out, then WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING? It is like being a lead scientist, showing up to reveal what you found and saying "Well, it was a big discovery, but sadly I forgot what it was we learned."

    Thank you, that is all.


    Steven Steve
    posted 01-28-2003 12:45:54 AM
    quote:
    Arrenn Lightblade had this to say about (_|_):
    [QUOTE]Arrenn Lightblade thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
    [qb]Crude humor. It is funny, to a point. Asking that Fap smilies be added or how best to store sperm is not my idea of funny. If it gets you going, fine, good, whatever floats your boat. I for one am tired of that.

    Being rude. I admit, some times, people can be funny. I like to see a brutal joke, because assholes are funny. However, it seems it has gotten to the point where it is just stupid. Some people can, and should do it. Parcelan is one funny asshole. I mean, he can cross the line, and he can be serious, but mostly he is like a flaming ass. You just have to laugh at that. But the rest of you are about as funny as a fart in a space suit.

    "I didn't read it, but..." Man, these annoy me. If you didn't bother to read what the person to the time to write out, then WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING? It is like being a lead scientist, showing up to reveal what you found and saying "Well, it was a big discovery, but sadly I forgot what it was we learned."

    Thank you, that is all.


    [/QB][/QUOTE]
    "Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
    - Grawbad, Battle.net forums

    "Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
    - Silvast, Battle.net forums

    Arrenn Lightblade
    Yes. Yes he is.
    posted 01-28-2003 12:48:14 AM
    *shoots Faz in the foot*
    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 01-28-2003 12:50:01 AM
    Did you just call me a flaming ass?

    How am I supposed to interperet that?

    Oh shi...
    what
    posted 01-28-2003 12:51:59 AM
    Is your ass on fire?
    Mortious
    Gluttonous Overlard
    posted 01-28-2003 01:42:19 AM
    quote:
    Don Parcelan wrote:
    Things that are old and tired

    Me.

    Matilda Jane
    ph33r my MIRVs
    posted 01-28-2003 01:43:47 AM
    Associating me with Khyron.
    There was a signature here... it's gone now.
    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
    I posted in a title changing thread.
    posted 01-28-2003 04:27:13 AM
    quote:
    Terena Azal obviously shouldn't have said:
    Associating me with Khyron.

    Who can we associate you with, then? Can we associate you with one of Khyron's alts? With one of Delid's alts? One of Palador's Alts?

    Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
    "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
    *Also Lyinar's attack panda

    sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

    Densetsu
    NOT DRYSART
    posted 01-28-2003 04:33:02 AM
    quote:
    Terena Azal thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
    Associating me with Khyron.

    Your sigpic makes me feel funny.

    Kinda like when you climb the rope in gym class.

    I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
    Batty
    Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
    posted 01-28-2003 04:35:49 AM
    quote:
    A sleep deprived Densetsu stammered:
    Your sigpic makes me feel funny.

    Rediscovering the opposite sex, Dens?

    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
    I posted in a title changing thread.
    posted 01-28-2003 04:37:47 AM
    the lips remind me of a fish...but I did like the old one.
    Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
    "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
    *Also Lyinar's attack panda

    sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

    Liam
    Swims in Erotic Circles
    posted 01-28-2003 06:26:03 AM
    BLUE BUTTZ AHAHAH Instant Hilarity folks!

    Has that damn "EDIT THE QUOTE" been added yet?

    I certainly hope so.


    Btw can we add a 50x50 smily gif of Osama running away ITS SO FUNAY

    Comrade Snoota
    Communist
    Da, Tovarisch!
    posted 01-28-2003 06:28:32 AM
    Parce jokes.

    Edit: I posted that as a joke, but it shot something that is SERIOUSLY old into my head!

    I am not a Parce clone. I am not a sheep. I post what I want when I want and very rarely even talk to Parce beyond polite conversation. We just happen to agree on most topics.

    [ 01-28-2003: Message edited by: Frog ]

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