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Vice Roy
Pancake
posted 01-26-2003 04:59:17 PM
Hello. My name's Vice Roy. Azrael suggested I come here, and we've been friends for a while, and we're now both in college. We met in high school, and have been good friends since. I like anime, video games (PS2), sports, and movies. Just thought I'd like to say hi, and thanks for reading.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-26-2003 05:00:42 PM
Hiyas ^.^ <hands Vice a cookie> Welcome to EC!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 01-26-2003 05:01:28 PM
Boiling oil or tar and feathers this time?

The skin flaying is so old, I want to try something new!

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-26-2003 05:02:24 PM
That's a mess to clean up, Suchii.

Just lob a couple missles his way. More fun that way, and you get collateral damage!

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-26-2003 05:03:07 PM
Now now, be nice...He's far less of a dolt than I am
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-26-2003 05:05:14 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Suchii:
The skin flaying is so old, I want to try something new!

How about a flash freeze and using him to keep our sodas cold?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 01-26-2003 05:09:13 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Suchii!
The skin flaying is so old, I want to try something new!

It's not old, it's classic!

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 01-26-2003 05:13:58 PM
quote:
This one time, at Delphi Aegis camp:
That's a mess to clean up, Suchii.

Just lob a couple missles his way. More fun that way, and you get collateral damage!

... isn't that even more of a mess to clean?

Welcome to Evercrest.

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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 01-26-2003 05:32:12 PM
Can I have this one?

I haven't used the Claws in such a long time...

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-26-2003 05:33:57 PM
It's not more of a mess. Really!

Screams along in an F-16 and blows Soldar to tiny metal bits, then makes a pass at the airfield for more ammo.

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Gadani
U
posted 01-26-2003 05:34:03 PM
Hello
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Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 01-26-2003 05:34:33 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Azakias was all like:
Can I have this one?

I haven't used the Claws in such a long time...

Oh, please...I want to watch...

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-26-2003 05:37:06 PM
I think he'd prefer his manhood intact, Azakias, he's not equipped with a regenerating member like Artty.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 01-26-2003 05:44:17 PM
rar
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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 01-26-2003 05:48:16 PM
Hello, welcome to EC.

*Has a bad feeling people will confuse Vice with Vise.*

[ 01-26-2003: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

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Cass
Pancake
posted 01-26-2003 05:51:13 PM
(smiles, waving at the newcomer)
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-26-2003 05:53:12 PM
He musta registered at least a week ago...He's not magenta!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-26-2003 05:53:35 PM
I say we use a blender--That's easy to clean up because it's contained...
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-26-2003 07:49:51 PM
Hi there

Welcome to EC


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 01-26-2003 08:32:45 PM
RAKKA RAKKA!
I prefer good old fire-ant torture.
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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 01-26-2003 08:47:26 PM
whaaaat
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 01-26-2003 09:05:04 PM
Hi! ^.^

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Ta-Daa![/center]
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Yuri
posted 01-26-2003 09:07:04 PM
Run Away.

Run far away.

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Vice Roy
Pancake
posted 01-26-2003 10:57:10 PM
I'm glad there's a lot of nice people out there, who're happy to see me! Thanks guys, you're all awesome
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-26-2003 10:59:07 PM
Mortious stuffs Vice Roy's face into a bucket of sulphuric acid.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-26-2003 11:45:09 PM
I hereby pose to you this hypothetical situation. It will decide how we judge you for the rest of your career here.

You are walking along the street one day when you see a hobo, a dachshund and a bottle of Smirnoff Ice. You have in your pocket: a large stick, a rolled-up newspaper, and 7 dollars and 99 cents.

What do you do?

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Steven Steve
posted 01-26-2003 11:49:19 PM
throw the money and the stick into the street
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-26-2003 11:49:33 PM
  • Beat the hobo to death with the rolled up newspaper.
  • Beat the dachshund to death with the stick.
  • Drink the Smirnoff Ice.
  • Keep the money.
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    Vice Roy
    Pancake
    posted 01-27-2003 12:01:03 AM
    Well, let's see...I'd give the dachshund the stick to chew on, the hobo would get a large stick (for walking incase he needs it), and something to eat (with the money). Of course I'd drink the Smirnoff Ice after an honorable act.
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    BeauChan
    Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
    posted 01-27-2003 12:18:27 AM
    Bah, give the dog the newspaper, and watch the hobo try and take it away (while being bitten.) Use your stick to walk away with a smirnoff ice in your stomach and yourself a little richer!!

    welcome

    [ 01-27-2003: Message edited by: ~*~Beaukat~*~ ]

    Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 01-27-2003 12:22:43 AM
    Fools.

    The ideal answer would have been: beat the hobo with the large stick (he was a drain on the economy), use the newspaper to clean up after the dachshund (because he obviously went wee), then go into a nearby liquor store and sell the Smirnoff Ice to couple the profit with your own money and buy a bottle of Smirnoff Twist.

    Your answer was good, but you used the stick twice, indicating that you are "special" and must go to Remedial EC.

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    Mortious
    Gluttonous Overlard
    posted 01-27-2003 12:24:07 AM
    My solution was better.
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    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 01-27-2003 12:25:19 AM
    quote:
    Baron Von Mortay had this to say about dark elf butts:
    My solution was better.

    You're just upset because you have to teach Remedial EC.

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    Burger
    BANNED!
    posted 01-27-2003 01:52:15 AM
    wheels in the rack
    Anyone want this? I'll just leave it here in case someone needs it.
    pats the rack fondly and wanders out of the thread
    Bite me.

    No, Really. Bite me.

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