I am an alcoholic.

Tonight i've got a 750ml bottle of peach schnapps, a 750 of peppermins schnapps, a 375 of cyclon, and a 750 of jim beam split between 4 people.

although we'll probably only get half done, because that way we don't throw up all over the place.

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The logic train ran off the tracks when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said:
I vote we race Blindy and Burger, and see who can get drunk off their ass first.

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not fair, i'm at work with my booze for another 45 minutes, and i need to drive home.

So no drinking for me for about an hour.

although ponder this:

Me (someone who you all think is anti-american) is drinking straight kentucky bourbon wisky.

And Blindy, who seems to harbour a mild distaste for canadians, is drinking Canadian Wisky.

Lesson to be learned from all this:
Booze makes our differences disappear and makes for a less hostile environment. Alcohol is a bringer-togetherer.

[edit] this should be posted by The Burger.[/edit]

[ 01-25-2003: Message edited by: Alt_Account ]

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
I vote we race Blindy and Burger, and see who can get drunk off their ass first.

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I second this.

Earlier, I had a Guinness.

I am a classy drunk

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Don Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
.Earlier, I had a Guinness.
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the question is Tap or Can?

Yes, i am.

And ciclon (where the o has an accent) tastes like crap.

However, schnapps and jim beam are good.

People flock to your silliness and women find themselves heaving for your derring-do.

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Blindy McBlinderson had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I will drink a whole bottle of Crown Royal without passing out.

I am an alcoholic.

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Which, of course, makes you better than everyone else.

It was a 750ml bottle. Crown royal is 80proof (40% alcohol by volume) so last night i had .3 Liters of pure canadian alcohol, then I drank 4 beers.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Tatsukaze said:
I'm an ass!

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how you doing!

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This one time, at The leckie camp:
And another positive thing is that blindy doesn't post drunk.

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i don't?

crack a bad word joke at someone's expense, summon Mightion of Pun

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's account was hax0red to write:
80 proof? pfft. That's not proof. That's circumstantial evidence.

crack a bad word joke at someone's expense, summon Mightion of Pun

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That was surprisingly funny!