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I am also The Burger

posted 01-25-2003 06:13:04 PM

well, you know how there's the old "tried and true" baseball analogy:
First base: Intimate kissing
Second base: heavy petting
third base: some oral play
home run: intercourse

Well, anyone have more funny ones?

ex:
The golf rating system:
Dogleg par 5 with tough greens: No sex before marriage
Par 5: at least a couple months of dating before sex
par 4: a couple weeks of dating before sex
par 3: third to fourth date is expected
mini-putt: you don't even know her name and you've already sampled the goods.

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Agent A

Underpowered on Purpose

posted 01-25-2003 07:01:51 PM

Best golf conversation EVER.

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager

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