Bruce Campbell Pwns
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From the book of Alaan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Sean Connery, just because it takes skill to look the same age for 30 years.
[ 01-23-2003: Message edited by: Tegadil ]
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Mog enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Kevin smith>>>>>>>>jack black>>>>>>>>>>>>>sean conery>bruce kampal
Gimme Sean Connery's accent anyday, yo.
I mean, let's compare the non bond movies that they've both done. Kevin Smith has the whole jay and silent bob thing. Okay. That's great and whatnot, but it's humour. Pandering.
What about Entrapment? Highlander? Hunt for Red October? These are damned good movies, and only because the plot and stuff was done very well! and stuff.
Thus, Sean Connery > Kevin smith, on some levels.
Though the part in.. II? Where he tried to fake the evil chant to take the Necronomicon because he had forgotten what to say was priceless.
Bruce Campbell 2 win!
ah, good times. Good times.
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Vorago wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Lets see Connery's accent get him out of a face full of 12 gaugeBruce Campbell 2 win!
"You don't want to schoot me, schonny. Violench is not the anshwer."
Connery promptly shoots Campbell in the face with a PP7.
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Verily, Ragabash doth proclaim:
*recalls the time when Bruce Campbell actually called him*ah, good times. Good times.
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I mean, let's compare the non bond movies that they've both done. Kevin Smith has the whole jay and silent bob thing. Okay. That's great and whatnot, but it's humour. Pandering.
But most of kevins smiths movies (with the exception of mallrats and jsbsb) are more then jsut funny, they also have deeper meanings. plus, not only is kevin smith jsutt an actor, hes a script wrighter, adn a comic book wrighter, aswell as owns his own comic book store
*goes back to waiting for jersy girl to come out*
Ozius
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Frog obviously shouldn't have said:
Though the part in.. II? Where he tried to fake the evil chant to take the Necronomicon because he had forgotten what to say was priceless.
"Klaatu, Verata, Ni*coughcoughcough*."
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Vorbo Goatboy's fortune cookie read:
Legolas > All
George W. Bush > Legolas
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr.Crabs Loves His Money was all like:
George W. Bush > Legolas
...See tag.
Brisco County Jr. , d00d!
... And he wrote a book called "If Chins could Kill".
Which is fab00.
.... ^_^
Sean Connery >>>>>>> * [ 01-24-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]
Kevin Smith? He's a terrible actor. On the other hand, he's a brilliant writer, a gifted director (Chasing Amy proves that) and a VERY intelligent man. He's also surprisingly humble about his accomplishments, which is always pleasant.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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It was during one of his signing sessions at a college in St. Louis. One of my friends went there. While there, Bruce was doing prank calls on anyones friends provided they had the number and a cell phone and didn't warn the person ahead of time. So he decided to have him call me.
Well, I got the call, and I had been expecting a phone call that night from a different good friend of mine. This friend and I usually have whacky conversations. So when the phone rang and said "Hello" and heard...
"Uhhhhhh....uhhhhhhhhh, is this Kevin?"
In the same tone of voice as him I was like "Uhhhhhh....uhhhhh, yah..." Then all enthusiastic I said "Hey bud, how's it going?"
To which Bruce replied "Uhhhhh......uhhhhhh, bye."
Apparently, he gave my friend in St. Louis a really nasty look. We figure he thinks that my friend had alerted me to the fact Bruce was about to call due to my response.
When the he had hung up I was like ok, that was weird, but my friend will call back in a minute and we'd discuss what a weird way of calling me that was. I did in fact receive a call from a friend shortly thereafter...but it was the one in St. Louis and not the one I had been expecting. He was like "Hey, did you just get a weird call?" I was like "Yah, was that you? I thought it was my other friend." He's like "No! That was Bruce Campbell! What did you say to him? He looked really pissed at us." (us being him and his gf)
At anyrate, a discussion then ensued as to my belief that it was really Bruce, and they finally convinced me it was. Well HAHA Bruce! Looks like I got the one up on YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (part of what convinced me was the fact that they got Bruce's autograph on an Evil Dead movie for me too)
And there's my interesting tale. [ 01-24-2003: Message edited by: Ragabash ]
What does it read?
Hey Steve - Shop S-Mart!
Matt'ns got his laptop signed. It reads - Use me! And he guards it with his life.
Bruce Campbell is such an awesome man.
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Tegadil had this to say about Captain Planet:
When Bruce comes again, you will all die!DIE!
