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Topic: OMG NERF BAJAH
Crucible
Pancake
posted 01-22-2003 01:30:05 AM
I think the topic says it all!

I mean, this guy is far too good looking. And he can write! And he's a great gamer! And my god, he has like the perfect fiance. She's a gamer girl and she's h0th0th0t!

What do I get? Nothing. Nothing at all. Some ringwraiths that can't do a damn thing.. and I'm defeated by a pair of hobbits. Yey for me.

SO I SAY NERF BAJAH! NERF HIM!

on a side note, I need a good sigpic. hmmm.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-22-2003 01:32:34 AM
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Maradon!
posted 01-22-2003 01:34:43 AM
That animated series just rocked.

Even though it violated the sentiment of the story like a...thing that's violated a lot.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-22-2003 01:35:30 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by D:

Who is that, Sauron's accountant?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-22-2003 01:40:01 AM
...

*pokes Sauron with a stick*

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-22-2003 01:45:11 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Who is that, Sauron's accountant?

It's his brother, Wally, Lord of Extra Special Evil, if you know what I mean.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 01-22-2003 01:51:06 AM
Sauron is the origional Villan. He's what every bad guy in every D&D game and fantasy movie is measured against. Few have even come close.

Bajah might be used to measure other tall people in purple tophats against, but you would have to be pretty bored to bother. And as tall as he may be, quite frankly, he's not exactally NBA material.

In short, Bajah is working as intended.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-22-2003 01:53:19 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Karnaj said this:
It's his brother, Wally, Lord of Extra Special Evil, if you know what I mean.

He looks like The Noid.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-22-2003 02:00:30 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Cuba:
He looks like The Noid.

And the Noid was "special" too, which proves my hypothesis further.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-22-2003 02:03:24 AM
And then Wally would have sent his extra special Nazgul forces to retrieve the ring, except for the fact that none of them wanted to get on their short little black horses without having a nice pudding cup and nap first.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-22-2003 02:04:47 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Sakkra!
And then Wally would have sent his extra special Nazgul forces to retrieve the ring, except for the fact that none of them wanted to get on their short little black horses without having a nice pudding cup and nap first.

That is possibly the harshest, yet funniest thing I've ever seen you post.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-22-2003 02:53:15 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Karnaj:
It's his brother, Wally, Lord of Extra Special Evil, if you know what I mean.

This made me laugh until my sides hurt.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-22-2003 03:01:09 AM
Bajah is an asshole.

I mean, like.. he's NICE to everyone.
Nobody is nice to everyone that doesn't have an ulterior motive. Nobody!

I can tell that when nobody expects it, he's gonna jump out of the bushes and go "OOGA BOOGA" and scare the shit out of you, only because you thought he was a nice guy!

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-22-2003 09:35:15 AM
mattmatt. ^_^
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-22-2003 09:40:51 AM
How recent is the fiance part? Well, it's new to me so CONGRATULATIONS!

This mean you're going to move to Washington?

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-22-2003 09:44:18 AM
I'm happy for you. And jealous. Mostly jealous.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-22-2003 09:45:32 AM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy attempted to be funny by writing:
How recent is the fiance part?[/small]

Not very. It's been a few months now it seems.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-22-2003 09:47:58 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Not very. It's been a few months now it seems.

Then where the fuck was I?

I feel out of the loop.

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-22-2003 09:53:56 AM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about pies:
Then where the fuck was I?

I feel out of the loop.


I believe you were over here, it was juuust after Synny and KaL's wedding if I remember rightly.

Ukko The Popa Bear
Pancake
posted 01-22-2003 10:33:31 AM
First, i may sketch something up for the pic.

& if Bajah is evil because he is extra nice...

your in troble with me

Tori is a sweet thing, & thing we may fear most is somewhat happening ... MY Wife got the internet back... she's gona start playing online games & shooters ...

Then she will group with Tori, then me & B will get abused in the wrong ways *sigh*

Fact of life.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-22-2003 12:09:56 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Sauron was all like:
I mean, this guy is far too good looking. And he can write! And he's a great gamer! And my god

Teehehe.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-22-2003 12:49:56 PM
Ok then!



Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-22-2003 01:34:15 PM
*Pokes the eye.*
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-22-2003 02:27:12 PM
quote:
The leckie was naked while typing this:
*Pokes the eye.*

You stop that.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-22-2003 02:35:41 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when JooJooFlop said this:
He looks like The Noid.

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

He does!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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