That shit ain't safe for work, foo'! [ 01-21-2003: Message edited by: Dolemite ]
And what purpose does that little statuette serve?
Supposed to put it on when its still "flabby".
Makes sense now.
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So quoth Maradon XP:
They're supposed to be tight, supposedly they keep blood in your cock and help you maintain an erection longer.
blood pooling is so sexy. Not.
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On the head.
With this frying pan.
*wields pan*
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Nicole had this to say about John Romero:
Dude, if anyone actually bought you a cockring, I'd hit you both.On the head.
With this frying pan.
*wields pan*
..
But.. My cockring gives regeneration and fire resistance! 
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about John Romero:
..But.. My cockring gives regeneration and fire resistance!
You shoulda NSFW'd this, man. 
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Bajah thought about the meaning of life:
Good thing I'm out of a job.You shoulda NSFW'd this, man.
I agree
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Maradon XP had this to say about Captain Planet:
I figured the intro page was at the same time tame enough to view at work, and suggestive enough to warn you from further persuit if you can't view that sort of thing.
The nude figurine and the big "MYCOCK" seemed tame to you? hahah 
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Bajah said:
The nude figurine and the big "MYCOCK" seemed tame to you?
Yes
So what?
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Tarquinn attempted to be funny by writing:
If I were older (even older) and I couldn't maintain an erection I'd use it.So what?
Get yourself a rubber band.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and JooJooFlop was all like:
Get yourself a rubber band.
Have to support the german inventors.
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Tarquinn thought about the meaning of life:
Have to support the german inventors.
Then buy a Volkswagon.
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JooJooFlop wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Then buy a Volkswagon.
A cockring is cheaper tho...
And how the fuck does a VW help me with my erection problems!?!
[ 01-21-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]
*Edit: The erection problems I will have when I'm older, MUCH older. And then it isn't even guaranteed!
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Crezia Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Is anyone else besides me disturbed by the old couple in the top right corner of EVERY page?
(nods)
Thank God I did
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
That is all. [ 01-21-2003: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was listening to Cher while typing:
blood pooling in tissues for even short periods of time can cause long term damage to the tissues.
Wait a sec, blood pools in your dick naturally when you achieve an erection.
If you're talking about muscle I'd agree with you, but the penis is basically an inflatible blood sack.
It's one of the side effects of taking Viagra, too. You could get a rather permanent erection (which sounds like a lot of fun, but isn't). A penis forced to retain blood becomes painfully sensitive, and the usual side effects of blood pooling set in rather quickly.
Plus if you aren't careful you can damage the "chambers" of spongy tissue that become erect if you use something like a cock ring improperly.
Yes the penis is essentially a series of spongy chambers designed to become engorged with blood. The blood, however, doesn't sit there unmoving (IE it's not a water balloon). Forcing it to do so artificially for time periods it hasn't been trained to handle, and then doing it improperly is a good way to permanently damage Mr Happy.
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Zephyer attempted to be funny by writing:
Ooh, you can get them in sterling silver! I want one!
Well, I think we've just found the most sadistic gift for a werewolf, ever.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Robocop:
Not only that, but you have to train yourself to last longer (can't force it artificially).
Penis pumps do not work, only long sessions with Mr. Hand do.
Or a lover. Either works. Though some are the same.
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This one time, at Palador ChibiDragon camp:
Well, I think we've just found the most sadistic gift for a werewolf, ever.
...I like you.
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Delphi Aegis wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Penis pumps do not work, only long sessions with Mr. Hand do.Or a lover. Either works. Though some are the same.
You are correct, sir. Penis pumps are like giving your wang a big hickey all over.
I'll see if I can find the article I read on all this stuff. Was a link that my friend's mom (she works at a fertility clinic part time, and as a nurse-midwife at public health the rest of the time) got in a bunch of stuff. Verrrrrry interesting.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
You are correct, sir. Penis pumps are like giving your wang a big hickey all over.I'll see if I can find the article I read on all this stuff. Was a link that my friend's mom (she works at a fertility clinic part time, and as a nurse-midwife at public health the rest of the time) got in a bunch of stuff. Verrrrrry interesting.
I think the problem most guys have with average sized penises is the fact that they never exercise it. Yeah, they wank off, but dimes to dollars it takes less then two to three minutes to finish.
It's a muscle. It won't get bigger if you lift one ten pound weight, once a day. You've got to train it to become .. hate to say it, "large and in charge". Exercising for half hour to an hour is tiring, but overall (At least I've found) much more satisfying.
You do go through porn pretty fast, though.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
yup
Lyinar is a lucky lady.
At least from what I would assume, anyway.
Thing is, said exercise won't get your member so damned massive that it'll hurt.
Edit: hurt for her, rather. If it gets too big, you just pass out. [ 01-22-2003: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Cuba:
Okay now this conversation is getting a biiiiiit too weird, Delphi
Weird is a state of mind.
I think it should be the 52nd state, after puerto Rico.
Thank you.
