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Topic: Dunno if this was real or fake, but funny as hell
Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant
Pancake
posted 01-18-2003 08:34:54 PM
Makes you want to move to Toronto

[ 01-18-2003: Message edited by: Wetsart ]

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether -Hunter S. Thompson
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Gadani
U
posted 01-18-2003 08:35:39 PM
quote:
Wetsart had this to say about Knight Rider:

lovely red x

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-18-2003 08:36:40 PM
HOLY FUCK WHERE DO I SIGN UP.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 01-18-2003 08:38:05 PM
quote:
Gadani Beatum`Stik had this to say about Cuba:
lovely red x

LOL YOU SO WITTY! A RED X JOKE LOLOLOL!

Other than that, I second Blindy's notion!

hey
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-18-2003 08:44:59 PM
Approved till april ninth 2001


Fuck.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 01-18-2003 08:48:57 PM
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-18-2003 08:51:28 PM
wait, I may have misinterrupted that, but was it asking men to recieve oral, or take semen orally.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-18-2003 08:53:48 PM
recive fellatio=recieve oral
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-18-2003 09:02:14 PM
oh good, I was worried that it was asking guys to just drink it....that is a disturbing image.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-18-2003 10:48:24 PM
Id to either for 145

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 01-18-2003 11:04:06 PM
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-18-2003 11:05:56 PM
Mog.. I could've gone all day without hearing that.
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Ukko The Popa Bear
Pancake
posted 01-18-2003 11:19:42 PM
oh ya that *yawn* loonguess 145$ ever toke me to do!

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-19-2003 01:19:32 AM
the article never specified what gender would be "performing"


"If it gets me a few miles down the road, I'll take a shot in the mouth."

oho! movie quote time!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-19-2003 01:21:36 AM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde had this to say about Captain Planet:
the article never specified what gender would be "performing"


"If it gets me a few miles down the road, I'll take a shot in the mouth."

oho! movie quote time!

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - hitch hiker played by... OH WHY CAN I NOT REMEMBER HIS NAME?

I wanna say George Carlson, but that doesn't sound right. GAH.

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Steven Steve
posted 01-19-2003 01:22:13 AM
quote:
Mog thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Id to either for 145

me too

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-19-2003 01:22:33 AM
close enough. George Carlin.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant
Pancake
posted 01-19-2003 01:23:03 AM
Ignore..the answer was here, but someone posted it as I was posting it as well.

[ 01-19-2003: Message edited by: Wetsart ]

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether -Hunter S. Thompson
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-19-2003 01:23:50 AM
quote:
Verily, Vorbo Goatboy doth proclaim:
I wanna say George Carlson, but that doesn't sound right. GAH.

I throw rocks in your general direction.

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 01-19-2003 01:23:54 AM
Not real.
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-19-2003 01:25:18 AM
quote:
This one time, at Veruca Salt camp:
I throw rocks in your general direction.

I deserve the stoning.

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-19-2003 01:29:33 AM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde painfully thought these words up:
the article never specified what gender would be "performing"

Aslonmgng as you keep your eyes closed you never have to know


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Cheese
Pancake
posted 01-19-2003 01:32:31 AM
It's fake. http://www.snopes.com/photos/toronto.htm
**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-19-2003 01:33:11 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde was all like:
the article never specified what gender would be "performing"
Or race.

"Oh, yeah, baby... That's the spot... Yeah..."

"Baaa-aa-aaa-aa..."

"..."

"slurrpp slurrrpp"



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Gadani
U
posted 01-19-2003 01:34:36 AM
quote:
This one time, at Black Mage camp:
[QUOTE]And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde was all like:
[qb]the article never specified what gender would be "performing"
Or race.

"Oh, yeah, baby... That's the spot... Yeah..."

"Baaa-aa-aaa-aa..."

"..."

"slurrpp slurrrpp"[/QB][/QUOTE]

AGH!!! THATS NASTY! I DIDNT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-19-2003 02:26:55 AM
quote:
Mog painfully thought these words up:
Aslonmgng as you keep your eyes closed you never have to know


oh it don't bother me none. In the dark, a mouth is a mouth

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-19-2003 12:04:45 PM
quote:
Gadani Beatum`Stik had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
AGH!!! THATS NASTY! I DIDNT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
Well that's your own fault.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 01-19-2003 07:51:08 PM
[joke]
A guy in a mask walks into the sperm bank with a gun pointed at the font desk girl's head. He yells at her to drink the cup she has in her hand. Not wanting to die, she swallows it. He then takes off his mask and says "see honey, that wasn't so bad!"
[/joke]

saw the joke yesterday. First thing that came to mind,.

[ 01-19-2003: Message edited by: ~*~Beaukat~*~ ]

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Steven Steve
posted 01-19-2003 08:18:03 PM
Joke?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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