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Topic: I RENAME J00 NOOBS
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 01-13-2003 02:11:08 PM
swiped from my friend's LJ

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book,"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = pickle
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.


Buttercup Applebrain, at your service.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 01-13-2003 02:13:51 PM
Loopy Burgerhead!
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Suddar
posted 01-13-2003 02:14:14 PM
I'm...Loopy Lizardbrain.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-13-2003 02:14:53 PM
that would make me either..

Lumpy Applehead (rl name)

or

Boobie Gerbilmouth (board name)

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-13-2003 02:15:09 PM
Pinky Girdlebutt

wtf

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-13-2003 02:15:58 PM
...

...Lumpy Bubblepants?

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-13-2003 02:17:02 PM
better than Bubblebutt i suppose
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-13-2003 02:18:37 PM
Pinky Girdletushie



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 01-13-2003 02:20:03 PM
Crusty Waffletushie? Wtf
hey
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-13-2003 02:23:54 PM
Dinky Picklechunks!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-13-2003 02:25:26 PM
Tulefel Girdlepickle
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
The Unholy
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 02:25:28 PM
Zippy Applebuns

"Who is he?"
"He's an ***hole sir."
Razor
posted 01-13-2003 02:26:18 PM
Gidget Applebuns... ... ...
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-13-2003 02:28:27 PM
quote:
The Unholy wrote this stupid crap:
Zippy Applebuns


stop lurking ya damned dirty giant prehistoric radioactive slug!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Valso the WhiteDragon
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 02:40:52 PM
Gah,
Gidget Chickenchuncks
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-13-2003 02:45:32 PM
Loopy Cootiepants???

[ 01-13-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 01-13-2003 02:51:20 PM
Skaw
posted 01-13-2003 02:53:10 PM
Flunky Bubblechunks.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-13-2003 02:54:03 PM
Buttercup Appleshorts.

Quite possible one of the least offensive ones.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

The Unholy
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 02:56:07 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde was all like:
stop lurking ya damned dirty giant prehistoric radioactive slug!

Lurk, lurk, lurk.

"Who is he?"
"He's an ***hole sir."
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-13-2003 02:57:02 PM
I'll give ya something to lurk about...
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-13-2003 03:03:57 PM
Crusty Girdlefanny.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
nem-x
posted 01-13-2003 03:05:28 PM
Cheese
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 03:12:50 PM
Zippy Gigglesquirt.
**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
madolin
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 03:13:01 PM
Gidget Applehiney. lol
Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out smart each other...
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-13-2003 03:13:39 PM
Poopsie Girdlebrain.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 03:13:49 PM
Boobie Gigglechunks lol...
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 03:14:04 PM
Pinky Applebutt
omfg i sux0rs
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 03:22:56 PM
Buttercup Cootiebutt!
just think about how much i suck in REAL LIFE!
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-13-2003 03:30:49 PM
Poopsie Girdleface?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-13-2003 03:31:00 PM
Pinky CootieSniffer?

OMG.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Reverand Del
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 03:42:46 PM
Poopsie Bubblechunks
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 04:06:12 PM
rl: Squeezit Bubbletush

Rag: Fluffy Gizzardhumperdinck

edit: added smileys

[ 01-13-2003: Message edited by: Ragabash ]

Feed my hungry soul.
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 04:11:29 PM
Chim-chim Bubblechunks.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 01-13-2003 04:17:48 PM
Poopie Waffle-brain.
The World is Yours
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-13-2003 04:18:15 PM
Tulefel Appletush...

That's not even humorous

MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 04:18:37 PM
Loopy Gerbilpickle ... wtf..
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

Goma
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 04:25:26 PM
Crusty Bubblechunks
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-13-2003 04:53:57 PM
Flunky Bubblesniffer o_O
Kirane
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 04:55:16 PM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about (_|_):
...

...Lumpy Bubblepants?


I'm Loopy Bubblepants, we must be related or something.

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