Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book,"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = pickle
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Buttercup Applebrain, at your service.
Lumpy Applehead (rl name)
or
Boobie Gerbilmouth (board name)
wtf
...Lumpy Bubblepants?
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
quote:
The Unholy wrote this stupid crap:
Zippy Applebuns
stop lurking ya damned dirty giant prehistoric radioactive slug!
[ 01-13-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]
Quite possible one of the least offensive ones.
No, Really. Bite me.
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde was all like:
stop lurking ya damned dirty giant prehistoric radioactive slug!
Lurk, lurk, lurk.
OMG.
Rag: Fluffy Gizzardhumperdinck
edit: added smileys [ 01-13-2003: Message edited by: Ragabash ]
That's not even humorous
ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl
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Zephyer had this to say about (_|_):
......Lumpy Bubblepants?
I'm Loopy Bubblepants, we must be related or something.