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Topic: "This is a ONE of a kind piece..."
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 01-10-2003 07:22:29 PM
This must be seen to be believed.
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nem-x
posted 01-10-2003 07:24:12 PM
Ohh ffffff... shiiiit. Oh my god.

Bwahahahha

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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The Curman
Pancake
posted 01-10-2003 07:24:53 PM
ROFL
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-10-2003 07:24:55 PM
That's hysterical.
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Reverand Del
Pancake
posted 01-10-2003 07:25:53 PM
Rofl.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-10-2003 07:34:12 PM
Work safe or no?
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-10-2003 07:36:11 PM
quote:
Khyron wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Work safe or no?

There's a no-no word, but other than that, it's fine.

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Reverand Del
Pancake
posted 01-10-2003 07:36:29 PM
The word shit is said but other then that, very.

Edit: Salty thats the second time to barely beat me.

[ 01-10-2003: Message edited by: Reverand Del ]

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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 01-10-2003 07:43:30 PM
That was funny, cause even though he is American, he said it in such a British way...
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 01-10-2003 07:46:09 PM
Holy McCripes! That's good stuff.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-10-2003 08:20:48 PM
rofl.

That was good.

*snickers again and wanders off*

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 01-10-2003 10:13:10 PM
ROFL
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-10-2003 10:16:03 PM
That poor guy.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-10-2003 11:20:22 PM
Okay...now, that was bloody hilarious.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Suddar
posted 01-10-2003 11:27:11 PM
I actually feel really bad for that guy.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-11-2003 12:00:07 AM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I actually feel really bad for that guy that phonograph thing.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-11-2003 01:07:24 AM
The guy broke a priceless antiquity because he's either got some sort of motor control disorder or because he was nervous about being on TV. And the little shit of a host just laughs about it.

Poor guy.

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-11-2003 01:09:10 AM
Yeah, I'm almost glad that guy is old, because the rest of his life is ruined by the museum that had that.
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Suddar
posted 01-11-2003 01:10:16 AM
quote:
Drysart's account was hax0red to write:
The guy broke a priceless antiquity because he's either got some sort of motor control disorder or because he was nervous about being on TV. And the little shit of a host just laughs about it.

Poor guy.

This is exactly why I feel bad for him.

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Maradon!
posted 01-11-2003 01:11:56 AM
More likely the thing just broke due to extreme old age.

Notice he didn't drop it, it exploded in his hand. The old Edison-style phonograph drums like that one were made of a sort of hard wax, which I doubt would age very well at all.

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-11-2003 01:13:44 AM
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Drysart spewed forth this undeniable truth:
The guy broke a priceless antiquity because he's either got some sort of motor control disorder or because he was nervous about being on TV. And the little shit of a host just laughs about it.

Poor guy.


I laughed at the irony of it getting broken after him stressing how unique it was. I felt incredibly sorry for the guy at the same time - it's obvious that he was shakey. Poor fella.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-11-2003 01:15:59 AM
The thing breaking wasn't funny, what made me chuckle was his reaction.

"Oh, ffff... shit."

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-11-2003 01:19:36 AM
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Drysart said:
The guy broke a priceless antiquity because he's either got some sort of motor control disorder or because he was nervous about being on TV. And the little shit of a host just laughs about it.

Poor guy.

Kill the host. He deserves it, and it boosts ratings.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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