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Topic: How...unefficient... Orbitouch TOUCHLESS keyboard
Oh shi...
what
posted 01-10-2003 11:37:09 AM
http://www.keybowl.com/kb/index?page=orbitouch

It's really nice for people with carporal tunnel syndrome (I so spelled that wrong). But you can't really type to fast with it

[ 01-10-2003: Message edited by: ¤Delidgamond¤ ]

Gydyon
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posted 01-10-2003 11:39:08 AM
inefficient.

carpal.

Gydyon
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-10-2003 11:39:36 AM
quote:
Judge Gydyon's account was hax0red to write:
inefficient.

carpal.


Heh heh... 'inefficient'

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Oh shi...
what
posted 01-10-2003 11:42:12 AM
What was that? Go Fuck Yourselves? Ya.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-10-2003 11:47:36 AM
That's a pretty good idea, but it's so radical and different it'd need a good marketing campaign to see any kind of profit.

Even just to reach the people it's designed for.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-10-2003 12:17:14 PM
If you really have to move both handles to type a letter, then you only get 24 letters and no numbers:
[6 directions (8 minus up/down)]*[2 directions (up/down)]*[2 hands]

It says you also get mouse functionality, which means that one hand (let's say the right) moving freely moves the mouse, and the other moving freely presses the buttons, using 2 directions per button (one press, the other hold/release). If it works only as a 2-button mouse, you have 4 freefloat directions left on one hand, giving you the remaining letters.

Damn, that thing would be a bitch to learn! (No offense meant to dogs or their descendants.)

[ADDENDUM] Of course, they could use a completely ungrounded typing pattern to get more keys, but that makes it even harder to learn.

[ 01-10-2003: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
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posted 01-10-2003 12:23:27 PM
I saw the prototype for something like that a few years back when the ergonomic craze in keyboards first got started. There were some seriously weird designs...that was one of them. (There was also one where the keyboard was actually two separate units, and the one on the right, yes something the size of about half a keyboard, functioned as a mouse.)

What the guy at the time said was that once you get the hands positioned more correctly (a split board for most folks is enough), there's really nothing more that a keyboard can do for you. The rest of it is positioning the keyboard at an ideal height, distance from your body, etc.

I have really Really big hands...and after having used a split board for a long time, going back to a standard board (even one of these nice Logitech boards with all the extra buttons and the scroll wheel and such) makes my hands feel cramped. Point is you don't have to invest in some bizarre concept like the one Delid posted...get used to a split board (kinda forces correct typing style, but on the other hand you're almost guaranteed to learn how to type by touch alone) and you're about as all set as you really need to be.

Now you want to talk about a stupid idea for a keyboard, look into one of those laser projection boards where it projects an image of a keyboard onto any surface you like. The idea is that as you type on these (ridiculously oversized keys) it breaks the lightstream and the projector interprets it as a keystroke (or something to that effect). It's being designed for laptops or something...seems like a needless novelty to me.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-10-2003 07:09:08 PM
quote:
Type with Boxing Gloves On

Okay, so you might never type with boxing gloves on, but if you did, or if you have a severe disability that prevents you from using your fingers, the orbiTouch Keyless Keyboard will get you "back in the ring!"


Dear, Strong Bad...

nem-x
posted 01-10-2003 07:12:19 PM
You could type with that thing pretty fast once you get used to all the combinations.
Reverand Del
Pancake
posted 01-10-2003 07:13:16 PM
quote:
Ruvyen? enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Dear, Strong Bad...

LoL. How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on? I don't think thats ever been asked before in his emails.. I remember something about the gloves but not sure if it related typing.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-10-2003 07:14:45 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Reverand Del wrote:
LoL. How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on? I don't think thats ever been asked before in his emails.. I remember something about the gloves but not sure if it related typing.

He has been asked how he does it. They're answered with a nice big DELETED screen.

Oh shi...
what
posted 01-10-2003 08:32:54 PM
quote:
nem-x thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You could type with that thing pretty fast once you get used to all the combinations.

Can you just imagine how fast you would be moving those things around to try and type as fast as most people can now?

Maradon!
posted 01-10-2003 09:49:04 PM
Make a model with the shape and texture of titties, then I'll consider it.
Burger
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posted 01-11-2003 01:10:09 AM
quote:
Maradon XP had this to say about Cuba:
Make a model with the shape and texture of titties, then I'll consider it.

i second this.

I like the notion of having my hands coddled by breasts whilst typing on the computer...

Although i have large hands, so they'd have to be c-d cup at least...

but then again, what woud the women do? Have male-peck shaped ones?

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-11-2003 01:16:44 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael impressed everyone with:
Now you want to talk about a stupid idea for a keyboard, look into one of those laser projection boards where it projects an image of a keyboard onto any surface you like. The idea is that as you type on these (ridiculously oversized keys) it breaks the lightstream and the projector interprets it as a keystroke (or something to that effect). It's being designed for laptops or something...seems like a needless novelty to me.

Needless, but fun.

Anything you can project that keyboard image onto, you can type on. Think about it. ANYTHING (or anyone). It's the ultimate in light weight keyboards.

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