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Topic: The Military must be getting desperate for certain positions.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-08-2003 08:50:28 PM
So I'm browsing the classified ads and I see one of those dream jobs! It's from the Navy, which I thought nothing of at the time because the Military uses civilians for all sorts of things.

No experience needed! Full benefits! Paid training!

So I'm thinking to myself.. hey hey hey! A job that comes with not only training, but training by the Military! If I ever leave it that'll look good in the future!

...so I call the 800 number and it was just a covert way to get people to enlist in the Navy.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Alaan
posted 01-08-2003 08:52:52 PM
This really doesn't surprise me. I don't mind military people in general, but recruiters are one of the scums of the universe.
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 01-08-2003 09:02:22 PM
Another reason I love my answering machine. Those guys are as bad as telemarketers.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Alaan
posted 01-08-2003 09:05:31 PM
Now that I think of it, I never got sent back my ASVAB scores...I have no plans to go in the military, but we took it in my Vocational School thingy, and I'm curious.
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 01-08-2003 09:35:40 PM
I'll be getting my ASVAB scores tomorrow.

So, yay.

I <3 Steel Battalion!
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-08-2003 09:40:20 PM
Hey, my brother's an army recruiter.

Though he does kind of hate it.

You get paid for how many people you recruit (Like, a bonus)

Maradon!
posted 01-08-2003 10:26:46 PM
My brother once expressed a mild interest in the army at a job fair (mild as in, filled out an information card to get a free flashlight).

They proceeded to call, e-mail, and snail mail him roughly four times a week for the next six months or so.

Frankly it doesn't bother me too much. Armed service is an attractive prospect for me, aside from the fact that I'd probably die in boot camp, and then there's the whole "drop-off-the-face-of-the-earth-for-a-few-years" thing.

Grendel
Pancake
posted 01-08-2003 11:19:18 PM
The army recruiter I met with was really cool. He came to my house so I could take this test and he told me all about the army and different areas and about basic training, and then ended up playing with my attention whore dog. He was the only cool recruiter I've ever met, even when I decided not to join he said alright and that if I changed my mind just to ask for him... and he never hassled me. The Marines on the other hand fucking hounded me. They even went so far as to try and get me to see them at school, after about a month of repeated callings and my never being home they gave up.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 01-08-2003 11:24:05 PM
yeah I had one of those army recruiters hassle me.. after showing mild interest (I felt sorry for the schlep.. so I went in to take the basic tests.. weight.. height.. etc.. but hounded me my entire senior year after that.. *groan*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 01-09-2003 12:41:56 AM
Yeah, I agree. Some recruiters are crap. They just don't do their job or they only do it for the money, not caring how they fudge up peoples' lives.

My recruiters, on the other hand, were very cool. So straightforward with me. (Before everyone butts in and says they were only BSing me to get me in, can it. As a military buff, Air Force brat, and third year JROTC member, I pretty much know what is true and what is sugar coated.)

My recruiters even went as far as to tell me to look at other prospects first, and that they would kick my butt for me if I turned down something like a scholarship in favor of the service, if I was only joining for the college (which I'm not. I'm joinming because I want to serve my country)

They layed things out pretty straight for me through the whole thing, and the first time I was in there, they showed me the DEPer's drop slip that could release me from my contract, no questions asked. If I want out, all I have to do is say so. They never tried to force me into anything. Even when I signed the papers for enlistment, they didnt do what most recruiters do. They made me read each and every paper and explained everything in fine detail. Many recruiters will shove a paper in your face and say what its general meaning is, and tell you to sign it.

The Navy (which is the branch I enlisted in, of course.) has impressed me the most by far. Not to offend anyone of another branch here, but the other recruiters just... left me underwhelmed.

The AF recruiters here wear their uniforms badly, are typically far above the military standards for weight, and always look like they're senile old men trying not to fall asleep. The Army recruiters, while good enough guys to hang with, are not responsible at all. A friend of mine who just enlisted in the army has not been able to contact his recruiter since, never been to a DEP meeting, and never even is able to check in on the phone. I know its not for lack of trying, because I've watched him try. Now, the marines here... I know military guys have a streak for swearing, heck, my recruiters do it... but these marines take it far to the extreme. I have never heard more disrespect for the uniform than I have for them. And they really didn't give me any good reason for joining them, they were more interested in talking about porn and crap like that.

Now, I don't hold that view for all military personell, of course.. but that's just my venting on recruiters for now.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Peter
Pancake
posted 01-09-2003 01:50:01 AM
I have never been hounded by recruiters for any period of time, normally cause they found out my dad was a Lt. Cmd. and decided calling our house was not a wise idea.

Best one was when my dad just got back from oversees, we was still answering the phone with his rank.. My dads side of the conversation was "Hello this is Lt Cmdr. Doig...No my son isn't brain damaged so I don't think he wants to join the army, anything else to waste my time with Private?" never got a call from them again

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