that's right, i'm not only catching up, i'm gaining a solid lead.
Oh ya, all i have left on Epic is Gimblox, Ixblit, King, 2 more shards, and Rage. i'm well aware that that's almost the whole fucking Epic. so stfu.
so you know Wuut? Suck it long, suck it hard, suck it GOOD.
Suck it long, suck it hard, suck it GOOD.
Ssuuucckkk itttt.
That picture was harder to find than it should have been. [ 01-08-2003: Message edited by: Black Mage ]
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Elvish Crack Piper painfully thought these words up:
So what class? My sister told me she got hers at 46, right wen she was able t oget onto the planes. I dunno, I stopped playing EQ after kunark was 4 weeks old
The only epic that was ever doable at 46 was the Shadow Knight one because the weapon itself used to be looted. 
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Frog was naked while typing this:
That doesn't matter when the quest NPCs tell you to /gofuk.
I love you, Snoots.
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ArchAngel said this about your mom:
Wanders in and posts up a little sign that reads: Warning, do not feed Ego... is already growing too large for cage.
Aye. Tis a fiesty bugger. It took 'bout 20 tanks to wear this one down enough to be brought into captivity.
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This one time, at Elvish Crack Piper camp:
Could you tell me what you mean bythat snoota, I havent played EQ since before there were level 52s, let alone someone getting an epic.
The quest givers tell you you're too low level before a certain level. Most of them are 50. I think the Monk one is 53 though.
The only epic that has ever been 'completeable' before level 50 is the Shadow Knight one, and you still need to be 50+ to do the turn ins. But the weapon itself used to be dropped off the final mob. So you could just have the Shadow Knight loot it after someone higher did the turn ins. But that's been fixed too.
Yeah:/
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From the book of Azymyth, chapter 3, verse 16:
Aye. Tis a fiesty bugger. It took 'bout 20 tanks to wear this one down enough to be brought into captivity.
[pie-rat]
Yar, twas a glorious fight to beheld! The Inner Circle had been slaughter'n all n00bs who bein' in the Arena to have a match, but the cry went out and the Prism of Light did be answerin'!
The n00bs, they be stumbled into the arena, too drunk and wired from the nectar of the glorious Mount Dew to understand the dire peril that beheld them. They stumbled out one by one into the arena, bein' cut down like the lines o' Warriors when Arouth be typing "/q".
But then, to the utter amazement of all, the Prism thundered in! Puking and farting on any trader who stood in their way.
They numbered many o' the most obnoxious 'toons on the server, Fandaar the Pink Wizard who could nuke any Turtle Dragon from the water and cook it daintily in it's shell but would be bowled over by the tiniest toot of a trout.
Willowsong the Druid Slut! Many were the leers and stares that were passed her way until rumors spread that she had been awarded personally the Medal of Horror by Bertoxx himself for spreading venereal diseases throughout the land!
Arouth the Fugliest Cleric! Known throughout the land as one o' the greast drunks, womanizers, and trainers. He would click his "stick" at any an unwary lass until they beheld his true ugliness, hidden behind a paper bag.
Flyynt the Pimp Warrior! Who, with his cadre of sluttish companions (even in comparison to Willow!) could single handedly slay many a Giant Rat.
Caille the Rangerish Warrior! Who despite his girly rangerish apperance is feared throughout the land! For with a mighty shout of, "Uh..." all must run for the zone fear of getting pasted by trains the like of which have wiped out entire Uber Guild raids and have required GM intervention on many occasion.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo known only as Footsweep the Monk and Masttermind the enchater! Many have been blinded by the sheer yellowimnity of their combined robes and those who weren't cursed their dire fate as they watched the Duo limp-wristedly slapping eachother with phallic shaped objects, all in the hope of getting the powerful, "KEI".
Lokaw the Fucking Homo Mage! Able to be heard miles around by the wind flapping on his goatce like anus!
And last and definatly the least, our Hero Geeorn the One-eyed Pie-rat Cleric! Dreaded by tanks throughout the Planes of Power for falling asleep during a heroic battle and merely uttering, "Oops, guess i had a bit of a lag spike there," as explanation as he remorselessly used his level 14 rez on the tanks who had died under his maltreatment whilst at the same time, constantly bitching about how poor he is because of his constant need to buy Peridots at 12pp a pop.
As they prepared to storm through the gates the Inner Circle peeps beheld them, and shook with laughter....
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Alright kids, cartoons are over, time for bed.
Which is why a Level 52 or lower Monk CAN do the epic, since Lheao won't talk to anyone under 53, he'll still accept the book and the RotWF.
I don't even remember how long it's been since I got my epic.
Thanks again, BTW.
Goddamn Maiden's trains...
Of course, Necro one always blew goats but I digress...
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Trollwannabe wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Congratulations. Get your epic, that's one of the few good epics left relative to the other loot available now. ;pOf course, Necro one always blew goats but I digress...
Hell, 55+ didn't offer me much, thats why I drudged through it.
I got my epic at 54 a year and a month ago, after losing a level and a half on my final peice cause Fear is a fucktwat zonein when the wrong mobs are up at the right time. [ 01-08-2003: Message edited by: Skaw ]
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Densetsu was listening to Cher while typing:
Even if NPCs won't talk to you, they'll still accept the turn-ins.
Correct. I know this works for monks, and I'm pretty sure it works for most other classes. [ 01-08-2003: Message edited by: Cetona ]
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Cetona had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Correct. I know this works for monks, and I'm pretty sure it works for most other classes.
Except for, y'know, the final hand-in.
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Densetsu had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Even if NPCs won't talk to you, they'll still accept the turn-ins.Which is why a Level 52 or lower Monk CAN do the epic, since Lheao won't talk to anyone under 53, he'll still accept the book and the RotWF.
I don't even remember how long it's been since I got my epic.
You can do everything but the final hand in at any level. My level 32 Shaman was about to get the Spirit of Wolf boots when I camped and my account was canceled the next day.
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So quoth Skaw:
61+ offers nothing to me, I more or less have stopped playing my enchanter because of that.Hell, 55+ didn't offer me much, thats why I drudged through it.
I got my epic at 54 a year and a month ago, after losing a level and a half on my final peice cause Fear is a fucktwat zonein when the wrong mobs are up at the right time.
CoD?
