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madolin
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 08:16:12 PM
*falls out from where she was lurking* eek.
Hi....*cringes*
Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out smart each other...
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-07-2003 08:17:00 PM
Haha. You fall down go boom.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 01-07-2003 08:17:15 PM
Howdy
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Razor
posted 01-07-2003 08:18:06 PM
HI HI!!!!
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-07-2003 08:19:58 PM
HI!

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Cotto
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 08:20:14 PM
hurro
My head may be level with your hands. But your groin is level with my teeth!
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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 01-07-2003 08:21:10 PM
churro!
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 01-07-2003 08:30:20 PM
Hey.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 01-07-2003 08:31:36 PM
Hey. Nice sigpic.
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 01-07-2003 09:35:50 PM
YO!
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-07-2003 09:36:39 PM
'ello


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 01-07-2003 09:39:01 PM
*Waves*
Howdy!
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-07-2003 09:40:05 PM
Welcome, please stay!
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 09:44:49 PM
Nice sig, welcome to EC.
What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-07-2003 10:25:52 PM
Welcome! Heard much bout you.
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Maradon!
posted 01-07-2003 11:29:00 PM
Welcome! Haven't heard a damn thing.

but anyway, this is me:

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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 01-07-2003 11:30:22 PM
Oy!
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-07-2003 11:34:00 PM
Hello there, and welcome to-

*Suddenly begins malfunctioning, pulling out a halberd.*

DESTROOOY!

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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 01-07-2003 11:53:59 PM
Hello!
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-08-2003 12:23:47 AM
Hi.

I heard ... things about you.

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-08-2003 12:24:55 AM
DIE PLZ

I kid.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 01-08-2003 12:33:18 AM
I rival Maradon!

yeah, it's dark...eh

[ 01-08-2003: Message edited by: OtakuPenguin ]

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-08-2003 12:34:13 AM
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Goma
Pancake
posted 01-08-2003 12:37:28 AM
quote:
Liam³ had this to say about Reading Rainbow:

Har!

I steal Liam's hard earned originality!

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-08-2003 06:02:31 AM
FRESH MEAT!!

gets ready to pounce then stops and peers around.

I have permission to mutilate this one, right?

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-08-2003 07:23:06 AM
Nope.
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Cotto
Pancake
posted 01-08-2003 07:41:02 AM
But mutilation is fun!
My head may be level with your hands. But your groin is level with my teeth!
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-08-2003 12:50:14 PM
Welcome.

Please keep your IQ at average levels, or higher, during your stay.

Please read the rules, and follow them.

Don't steal Lyinar's hat or pine tree.

If Parce warns you that something you did on the boards is a Bad Thing, you can usually believe him. If he tells you he is God Almighty, don't believe him.

If Drysart tells you that he is God Almighty, believe him.

N.S.F.W. stands for Not Safe For Work. It is supposed to warn of content that you don't really want to access while at work or school, where it might get you into trouble. You have been warned.

Read the FAQ too.

Have fun.

quote:
Cotto had this to say about Cuba:
But mutilation is fun!

*sinks his teeth into Cotto's shoulder, and begins ripping and clawing at him, shredding and mauling*

You're right, this is fun!

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-08-2003 01:13:23 PM
quote:
Azymyth stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
FRESH MEAT!!

gets ready to pounce then stops and peers around.

I have permission to mutilate this one, right?

You can try.. but she can fight back...

Trust me.

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-08-2003 01:47:01 PM
Ahoy hoy!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-08-2003 01:53:03 PM
<pounces up and hands Madolin a delicious cookie of Welcoming!> Hiyas! ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 01-08-2003 01:55:48 PM
quote:
Katrinity painfully thought these words up:
<pounces up and hands Madolin a delicious cookie of Welcoming!> Hiyas! ^.^

*plays with Kats tails*
Can I have a cookie pweeeeeease!

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-08-2003 01:59:34 PM
<rawrs and stuffs a cookie into Az's mouth> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-08-2003 02:29:19 PM
Welcome.

Mortious stuffs madolin's face into a bucket of Sulphuric Acid.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-08-2003 02:31:20 PM
<neutralizes Mort's acid by dumping a equal amount of a base solution in there> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-08-2003 02:34:23 PM
Mortious fondles Kat's melons.

Aye, nice and ripe. Pop them in the cart, I'll take 'em.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-08-2003 02:35:16 PM
<drops a Watermelon on Mort's head> Oops, sorry! ^.~
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-08-2003 02:38:04 PM
Ok, that's it. You asked for this.

Mortious stuffs his head between Kat's thighs.

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-08-2003 02:39:34 PM
quote:
Baron Von Mortay had this to say about Captain Planet:
Ok, that's it. You asked for this.

Mortious stuffs his head between Kat's thighs.

. .

Oh my virgin eyes...

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Maradon!
posted 01-08-2003 02:39:37 PM
Good lord get a room!
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