whats a good remedy for a killer sore throat?
I'm just waiting.
My remedy? It sounds oogy, but it worked when I was acting because I always get a bad throat.
Mix hot tea, honey, and glycerine. Seriously. Then gargle with it. Don't swallow, as glycerine is toxic. It coats the throat well and makes it feel better.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Judge Gydyon thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I expect someone will have a horrible answer at some point.I'm just waiting.
No, that's why she has the sore throat.
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D had this to say about Tron:
No, that's why she has the sore throat.
I thought protein was good for one's throat.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Cuba:
I thought protein was good for one's throat.
A bad answer, but not the one I was thinking of.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Works even better when the milk is warm.
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Trollwannabe was naked while typing this:
The vigorous application of sex (and/or masturbation) is known to cure many ills.
Didn't I tell you to wait in the truck?
I miss Lewis Grizzard.
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Trollwannabe had this to say about Punky Brewster:
The vigorous application of sex (and/or masturbation) is known to cure many ills.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Didn't I tell you to wait in the truck?I miss Lewis Grizzard.
Sadly, as misplaced as this attempt at humour is, it's partly on topic.
The brain releases a TON of endorphins into the blood stream when you climax, making a good orgasm more effective than most painkillers you can get over the counter, however, it has a short duration, because even though the endorphins are potent, they get absorbed quickly, and the endocrine system only can make them so fast...
So going and petting yourself is a short term fix, but it's not exactly tasteful to suggest.
No, Really. Bite me.
[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]
Stir it together as best you can, and drink as much of it as you can stand. It'll be the most nastily-sweet thing that has ever touched your tongue, but it will coat the throat well with warm sugary goo.
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Judge Gydyon had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I expect someone will have a horrible answer at some point.I'm just waiting.
bleach yum yum 
Satisfied?
Almonds.
Find some tasty almonds, coat in honey, and eat a bunch. Almonds and honey both contain natural pain releivers, and they will stick to your throat as you eat them.
Other fun honey fact:
Honey is EXTREMELY easily absorbed into the bloodstream as sugar. It's already fructose, which is normally the second/third digestive stage, so eating a couple tablespoons of hones will give a great sugar high more quickly than pretty much anything else. Also good as a pick-me-up halftime trick.
No, Really. Bite me.
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ACES! Another post by »Waisztarroz«:
bleach yum yum
Satisfied?
shit i forgot about that.
You're such a remembering-ass for bringing that up, but at least she no longer has the dancing jugs in her title.
No, Really. Bite me.
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The Burger had this to say about dark elf butts:
shit i forgot about that.You're such a remembering-ass for bringing that up, but at least she no longer has the dancing jugs in her title.
I thought about it when I opened up the thread, and elected not to say anything until I read Gydyon's post.
I can't help myself.
Then start dissolveing salt into in until you cant dissolve anymore.
Gargle this for as long as you can (DO NOT SWALLOW!)
repeat in 30 mins.
