Shoot him.
It's fucking hilarious.
Anyway...Funny stuff.
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Cheese had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
What does ALT F4 do? >_<
Cheese does not accurately represent this forum's level of computer competance. [ 01-04-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen. ]
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Cheese stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Then teach me, oh great ones.
Are you beyond pressing it?
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»Waisztarroz« had this to say about (_|_):
Are you beyond pressing it?
Reluctance to press it shows an amount of intelligence.
I mean, you wouldn't want to find out first hand what deltree C:\ *.* does, would you?
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This insanity brought to you by Vorbo Goatboy:
Reluctance to press it shows an amount of intelligence.I mean, you wouldn't want to find out first hand what deltree C:\ *.* does, would you?
True, but why would they make a button/button combination that formats C?
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Cheese had this to say about (_|_):
I haven't pressed it because it's probably not something good.
It just closes a window.
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»Waisztarroz« obviously shouldn't have said:
True, but why would they make a button/button combination that formats C?
Because Windows should be formatted all the time LOLOLLOL
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This one time, at Tier camp:
Because Windows should be formatted all the time LOLOLLOL
good one
Granted there have been a few intellingent visitors, but not enough.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two English men and one English woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the german woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
The three Japanese have faxed Tokyo and have already been rescued.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor/general store/restaurant/laundromat, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a god damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued of this god forsaken deserted islan in the middle of fscking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
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This insanity brought to you by »Giantt«:
I thought that was Mort.
