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posted 12-28-2002 01:29:49 AM
If we are all God's children, what is so special about Jesus?
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 01:31:32 AM
cuz he's magic. and.. umm yeah...
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 01:31:53 AM
So you are the Christ? You're the great Jesus Christ? Prove to me that you're divine; turn my water into wine. That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true. Come on, King of the Jews!
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
nem-x
posted 12-28-2002 01:32:39 AM
There's nothing special about Delidgamond.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-28-2002 01:44:46 AM
quote:
¤Delidgamond¤'s fortune cookie read:
If we are all God's children, what is so special about Jesus?

Yeah I just saw him on Conan O'Brien too, Delid

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Nina
posted 12-28-2002 01:56:16 AM
Jesus IS God according to catholic religion

::throws a match and runs::

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2002 02:44:18 AM
Jesus wore bathrobes all the time.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-28-2002 02:54:38 AM
quote:
Tier had this to say about John Romero:
Jesus IS God according to catholic religion

::throws a match and runs::


And Jesus is the son of God, as are we, so that would make us all... God?

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-28-2002 02:58:59 AM
The Bible tells us, Jesus was a rockstar.

Cue Kloie

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-28-2002 03:03:12 AM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
And Jesus is the son of God, as are we, so that would make us all... God?

Kickass!

LET THERE BE PIE!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 12-28-2002 04:36:00 AM

I don't have much more to add.

Archon
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 05:02:29 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by ¤Delidgamond¤:
If we are all God's children, what is so special about Jesus?

Do you actually want an answer? Or was this one of those hypothetical questions only intended to get a chuckle instead of provoking thought?

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 12-28-2002 05:52:18 AM
Jesus loves the little children of the world...

... and so do Catholic priests....

*runs away at top speed to avoid the flames from THAT one....*




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 06:21:34 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Sentow said:
So you are the Christ? You're the great Jesus Christ? Prove to me that you're divine; turn my water into wine. That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true. Come on, King of the Jews!


Prove to me that I'm no fool. Walk across my swimming pool!

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-28-2002 08:47:38 AM
This thread makes me laugh alot.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Maradon!
posted 12-28-2002 08:48:24 AM
quote:
So quoth Vorbo Goatboy:
And Jesus is the son of God, as are we, so that would make us all... God?

Yup. That's the way I figure it.

I bet you went through your whole life without realizing you were god until now, eh?

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 12-28-2002 10:18:30 AM
quote:
Maradon XP thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Yup. That's the way I figure it.

I bet you went through your whole life without realizing you were god until now, eh?


Theres actually a religion forming that believe in something along those lines. That everyone is part of god after they transend reality.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-28-2002 10:21:54 AM
Jesus... built my hotrod.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 12-28-2002 10:24:05 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Theres actually a religion forming that believe in something along those lines. That everyone is part of god after they transend reality.

It's called Buddhism.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 12-28-2002 03:16:22 PM
quote:
Densetsu wrote this stupid crap:
It's called BuddhismHinduism.

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 12-28-2002 03:23:06 PM
according the most catholism, Jesus Christ is the incarnate of the one true god, brought to earth to save man kind from the horrors of hell.

The term son of god is simply because he was born of the pure seed of god in mary. Read the bible children is full of wonderfully silly and inventive stories.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-28-2002 03:30:07 PM
Buddhism deals more with enlightenment than joining with a greater god, IIRC. The eight steps to it and all that. Been a while since I had my religion chapter in world history.

In the Hindu faith, once total knowledge of the world is attained and the illusion (maya? mana? It's called one of those) is broken, then you join with Brahma.

So Mog is right, and actually becoming part of a god is more a Hindu belief. Buddhism, as I remember it, was more of a self-realization type thing.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Burger
BANNED!
posted 12-28-2002 03:36:23 PM
thou art god, all that groks is god, you grok, i grok, even the little grasses beneath our feet grok. Thou art god.
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-28-2002 03:37:58 PM
quote:
Densetsu said this about your mom:
It's called Buddhism.

Wrong-o.

I think it's actually Sikhism. I'm not too sure, I'll double check later.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 12-28-2002 04:01:25 PM
Buddhism grew out of ( or against depending on your views) Hinduism, and it still did containt he bit about reincarnation untill you cpomplete allt hat has to be done in live then mveing oen adn becosem one witht he higher power, but not only did hinduism have it first, butits a mcuh bigger part of hinduism, as Lyinar, budhism is much more bout self enlightenement then rewards int he afterlife

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-28-2002 04:10:58 PM
The Gnostic faith is like that, too.

Once you gain knowledge of the Greater God and are no longer under the Jealous God's influence, you join with him and are all happy and shit

And isn't it less joining with a god per se in Buddhism than becoming part of everything that's around? As I said, it's been a while, but I thought the general idea was less of worshiping a god and more elightening yourself until you reach a higher state of being.

[ 12-28-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-28-2002 06:16:18 PM
quote:
Mog stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
[QUOTE]Densetsu wrote this stupid crap:
[qb]It's called BuddhismHinduism Believers of the Source!

[/QB][/QUOTE]

Hurrah for Planescape!upo




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Lashanna
noob
posted 12-28-2002 08:08:21 PM
quote:
Mog probably says this to all the girls:
It's called BuddhismHinduism Transcendentalism.

According to transcendentalism, every being has a piece of divinity, a part of God, inside them.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-28-2002 08:11:26 PM
ECP said after they transcend reality, though. Not here on earth.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2002 08:13:45 PM
Religion Paraphrased

Always obey the guy who can either humiliate you, destroy you, or shatter your brain.

All times are US/Eastern
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