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Topic: Drysart scares me.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-27-2002 01:39:41 PM
Reply to this thread a few times and watch the text
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-27-2002 01:40:44 PM
Eh?
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-27-2002 01:42:19 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis attempted to be funny by writing:
Eh?

The 'thank you for posting' text. It's scary.

IE : Mine was "Thank you for posting, , Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand."

[ 12-27-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-27-2002 01:42:44 PM
. .

Ok no more blue fur dye for you...

Addy
posted 12-27-2002 01:43:15 PM
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 12-27-2002 01:43:47 PM
You're just behind the times, Khyron.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-27-2002 01:44:32 PM
quote:
From the book of Terena Azal, chapter 3, verse 16:
You're just behind the times, Khyron.

Your point being?

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 12-27-2002 01:46:28 PM
It wouldn't be nice of me to say.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Kirane
Pancake
posted 12-27-2002 01:47:01 PM
Hmm
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-27-2002 01:47:04 PM
quote:
Terena Azal painfully thought these words up:
It wouldn't be nice of me to say.

That's never stopped you before.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 12-27-2002 01:47:54 PM
Terena is one of those people who try desperately to be funny in an assholish way, but just comes across as stupid and immature.

Leave that stuff to Parce, yo.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-27-2002 01:48:02 PM
Mine just said "You rock!"
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-27-2002 01:49:38 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis impressed everyone with:
Mine just said "You rock!"

Do it again.

Hell, do it a few times, this thread has no other purpose.

EDIT : This time I got "Thanks for editing your post, Most certainly, your fingernails stimulate magnetism in the most organic of solvents!"

My brain is hurting.

[ 12-27-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-27-2002 01:51:38 PM
*belly dances then*

Sure WHY NOT??!!

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 12-27-2002 01:55:07 PM
Something tells me those come from that thing Sage posted earlier
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-27-2002 01:55:18 PM
wut
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-27-2002 01:55:30 PM
quote:
OtakuPenguin was listening to Cher while typing:
Something tells me those come from that thing Sage posted earlier

They frighten me

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-27-2002 01:56:24 PM
Mine said something about playing with my breasts.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-27-2002 01:56:39 PM
You rock.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-27-2002 01:57:18 PM
I wonder if he just took selections from the Surreal Compliment Generator or if he managed to splice the generator itself into the reply confirmation function.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Razor
posted 12-27-2002 01:58:16 PM
I noticed this last night.

ps mine said "You rock"

[ 12-27-2002: Message edited by: Razor ]

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 12-27-2002 01:58:38 PM
I'm not trying to be funny. I just have enmity for Khyron.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 12-27-2002 02:01:16 PM
I am laughing at all of you pitiful people.


Edit: Grammar is nice.

[ 12-27-2002: Message edited by: Lenny ]

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-27-2002 02:01:55 PM
quote:
OtakuPenguin thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Something tells me those come from that thing Sage posted earlier

Look here, Khyron: Surreal Fun!

Drysart is the man.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 12-27-2002 02:06:22 PM
Yeah, Drys combined the reply/edit thing with the old surrealist compliment generator Quite good if I may say so..

I live that thing each time I see it.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 12-27-2002 02:07:37 PM
Spider Jerusalum is my hero

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Ryuujin
posted 12-27-2002 02:39:03 PM
You Rock!

You sir have most exquisite breasts.

[ 12-27-2002: Message edited by: G.L. Ryuujin ]

Grendel
Pancake
posted 12-27-2002 02:43:38 PM
Boobies
Grendel
Pancake
posted 12-27-2002 02:44:13 PM
I never noticed that before...
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-27-2002 03:11:53 PM
Is your heart as warm as a baked potato?
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-27-2002 04:32:23 PM
Thanks for posting, Sound barricades itself into rolls of peautbutter when you speak.

[ 12-27-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-27-2002 04:33:22 PM
Word dawg.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 12-27-2002 04:38:25 PM
pony.
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 12-27-2002 04:38:42 PM
Hmm..
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 12-27-2002 04:40:30 PM
"Thanks for posting, Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!"

"Thanks for posting,
Dear Tom,
You seemed nice at first, and spoiled me with unconsciencable fruits, but now, y ou have gone too far! Assalting and recremending me in public, you have shown me that you are a man who does not care about losing a woman for the betterment of a pair of patent leather undergarments!
It is because of this unpardonable nature that I must dump you upon the carpet of suburban renewal! I know this is sudden, but I am sick of you. I will never be seen with you again, even if no other man will have me.
Angrily yours,
Jessica"

....

[ 12-27-2002: Message edited by: Veruca Salt ]

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-27-2002 05:47:28 PM
Neat.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 12-27-2002 07:21:22 PM
It gives you "You rock" whenever it can't come up with a witty compliment from the surreal compliment generator fast enough.
Alaan
posted 12-27-2002 07:27:25 PM
Lets see what kind of oddity I get!

EDIT:
Thanks for posting, Teacups smash, flounders ignite spontaneously in your presence

[ 12-27-2002: Message edited by: Alaan ]

Malbi
posted 12-27-2002 07:43:13 PM
babalooboom!
something about crosseyed mussels and melodious burblings of my sister's husband

[ 12-27-2002: Message edited by: Malbi ]

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-27-2002 07:44:14 PM
*wonders what hers will say!*


quote:
Thanks for posting, Rearing in quaffed monk, you stun me by employing eight windows when the priest is but iodine.

[ 12-27-2002: Message edited by: Xyrra ]

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